Store talk, and information for stalkers.

Free Comic Book Day is coming, looming in the ever-decreasing distance, and so far we have a grand total of one, one, comic book for the event at the store (Liberty Girl #0 from Heroic Comics, in case you’re wondering).

This isn’t unusual, since I believe last year the majority of the books arrived just a week or two prior to FCBD, but it doesn’t keep me from getting anxious…I want to get crackin’ on sorting the books out into the bags for various age groups, as we’ve done in the past.

Speaking of FCBD, I came across a comment in a trade mag from a retailer who’s going to pass on FCBD this time around, since his shop regularly has massive 25-cent box sales and other similar events. Thus, his customers already get plenty of inexpensive comics throughout the year, which apparently diminished interest in the Free Comic Book Day event. That, it seems to me, is missing the point…cheap comic sales, at least in my experience, primarily attract your regulars. FCBD is an outreach program, designed to get new people interested in funnybooks. I don’t know…maybe this person gets lots of new people coming in his shop because of his sales, but it seems to me that “free” always beats out “cheap” when it comes to this sort of thing. I’ve always seen lots of new faces at our FCBD events.

That’s not to say that the free comics don’t go to your regulars, of course. In this case, it isn’t so much getting them interested in comics as it is getting them interested in different comics: Queen and Country and Courtney Crumrin were success stories from past years, in this respect.

Then again, the comment by that retailer does have me thinking…how many new, regular readers has the Free Comic Book Day event actually created? How many kids picked up one of those Archie FCBD editions and started reading Archie Comics on a regular basis? Probably not a whole heck of a lot, I’d imagine. There were probably a lot more “hey, thanks for the free comics”-type customers who came in for the goodies and were never seen again.

Maybe the best we can hope for is getting kids (and adults) used to the idea of “reading comics” as a valid entertainment choice. It’s a long-term goal, but one worth pursuing, I think.

If you are a retailer who’s going to participate in FCBD, it doesn’t take a lot to do it right:

1. Even ordering a couple hundred each of just the “Gold Level” comics (the more “mainstream” publisher titles) doesn’t cost all that much.

2. Plenty of promotional materials have already shipped…put those FCBD posters up in your windows! Let people know it’s coming…even if you don’t run ads in local papers, trust me, word does get around that “somebody’s giving away free stuff!”

3. When you get the comics, check ’em for content and make sure that the right comics get to the right age groups…don’t let busybodies and politicians get a chance to jerk you around in the name of “protecting the children” (which, by the way, is never, ever, ever their primary concern).

4. When the day actually comes, make an event of it…you don’t have to have special guests and people in costume (though some people do, and it usually works out well)…at the very least, make people aware that, hey, something different is happening at the store today! I remember reading about a shop that just had a box of FCBD books in a comic book by the front door, with a sign reading “FREE.” That’s no way to run a Free Comic Book Day! We set up a table by the front door, with displays showing off all the comics we’re giving away, and manned that table with a couple people who greeted all the customers and informed them that, yes, we had free, free, FREE comics for everybody!

5. Don’t wear these. For one thing, that’s the wrong date.


Pal Dorian noted, upon his latest visit to the shop, that we’ve greatly expanded our already large manga section at the front of the store. And, as he noted, the genre-racking he attempted was reverted back to a straight alphabetical arrangement (with the exception of the more explicit “mature readers” material, kept on the top shelf). I was dreading Dor’s reaction to this, since I know he put a lot of effort into arranging it that way. Okay, he doesn’t work at the store anymore, but he is my friend, and I respect his opinion…don’t let him know I said that, he’ll just lord it over me. Thankfully, though, he took it well, and understood my reasoning.

For example, too many of our manga customers were apparently accustomed to looking for the books in straight alphabetical order (as they’re racked in the chain stores), looking for, say, Fruits Basket near the beginning of the racks instead of looking in the Fs in the section marked “shojo.” I’ve had to point people in the right direction more than once. Plus, though we had signs on the shelves, we weren’t able to create a sufficient physical division between sections, which also caused some confusion. And then there was the whole “that’s not ‘shojo,’ that’s ‘josei'” problem that popped up once in a while…sometimes caused by folks not wanting to accept that their stories were a certain genre, and sometimes caused by me, well, not knowing the difference between “shojo” and “josei.” “Yaoi” is pretty easy to pick out, though, for some reason.

Well, genre-racking the manga was worth a try, anyway. I do still have a separate section for “children’s manga” (though it’s part of a more general “kid’s comics and graphic novels” section we have at the front of the store). Though that causes a whole other set of problems (“That can’t be a kid’s comic…I read it!”).


Just a little oddity, here…I finally got myself a bit of that Google Earth that’s all the rage, and, like what everyone else does, immediately “ego-surfed.” First, it turns out that the satellite images for where I’m living now are about a year old, since all it shows is a construction site where my house is.

And second, searching for our store, I was amused to discover this:


The blue arrow I so expertly painted in there is pointing at what appears to be my truck, parked behind the shop, and the red arrow is pointing at what looks like pal Dorian‘s little black car.

That’s what it looks like to me, anyway. Hmmm…I think my truck could stand a wash.

How’s that again?

From the Ain’t It Cool News report on the latest Justice League cartoon (the one featuring the Legion of Superheroes):

“And do they have enemies?
Indeed they do, a group of Villains called the ‘Fatal Five’ but the only names I caught were the Emerald Empress (who controls a giant Emerald Eye of Eckram; it’s kind of like GL’s ring but it’s a floating eye), Half-A-Man (half man, half machine), Tharok (giant machine thing with a living brain) and Baladis (no idea what he does).”

I guess it could be a bit confusing, if you don’t know who any of these characters are and you have a bunch of names being thrown at you. You can read the actual line-up of the team here.

As you might infer from the above description, Validus (the “giant machine thing”) was indeed turned into some kind of robot for the cartoon, primarily so he’d be easy to defeat at the end of the show (with a character just punching through Validus’ chest) as they’re wrapping everything up. At least, I’d always assumed Validus was an organic being (particularly given his pre-Crisis origin), but, well, I guess he could be a giant robot, or at least partially mechanical. I don’t think there’s anything in any of the Legion stories, in any of the reboots, that would specifically contradict this. (I am thinking way too much about this.)

And I never, in a million years (or a thousand, more appropriately) would have imagined that Bouncing Boy’s superpower of, well, bouncing, would translate to motion as well as it did. It turned out to be effective and amusing, without being an over-the-top mockery of the character.

Makes me look forward to the coming Legion cartoon, though it’s apparently going to be more in the style of the anime-esque Teen Titans show than the Diniverse series. This weblog is keeping tabs on the development of the series.

Marvel Jesus wishes you a very happy Easter.

Here’s a description of Wundarr (AKA the Aquarian), his origin (which began as a parody of sorts of Superman’s), and his evolution into a more spiritual messiah-esque character.

Further information on the Dakkamites (Aquarian’s extraterrestrial people) is detailed in this database entry.

Aquarian briefly pops up in this “Versus” forum discussion.

Stats for the original Marvel Super-Hero Role Playing Game.

You can find Wundarr, among many other Marvel second ‘n’ third-stringers, on this Micro-Heroes page.

Apparently these only currently exist in the Google cache, but the world must not be denied Aquarian fan fiction: “Peace Corps” parts 1, 2, 3, and 4 (plus an annual).

Detailed synopses and cover scans of Marvel Two-in-One #57 and #58, teaming the Thing with Wundarr.

…And from #58, Wundarr expresses his love for blue-eyed Benjy.

Because pal JP loves "real" superheroes:

“Terrifica, the Anti-Cupid”

“A young Brooklynite named Sarah got mercilessly dumped by her boyfriend and became Terrifica, a heroine whose mission is to prevent men from taking advantage of women. Men, she says, will use a deadly cocktail of ‘lies and drinks’ to get a woman into bed. So she patrols the city’s parties, bars, and clubs, intervening when she spots a sketchy seduction in progress.”

Here’s a longer article which mentions her arch-nemesis:

“Terrifica has also become somewhat of a nemesis to one alleged Casanova in particular: A man who likes to dress in velvet and prefers to be called ‘Fantastico.’ He says that over the years, Terrifica has thwarted his attempts on numerous occasions to get to know women a little better.”

Okay, these stories are a couple years old, and maybe you all know about these already…but knowing that there exists, or once existed, a real life conflict between a superheroine named Terrifica and a supervillain named Fantastico makes me deliriously happy.

Further internet searching brought me to World Superhero Registry, an online compendium of real-world superheroes (which, by the way, has an interview with Terrifica from earlier this year, so I guess she is still around.) That site brought me to the Earth Agents superhero team, with a swell rotating Earth animation on their homepage. And of course you all know about Doktor Discord and Mr. Silent, since they were all over the place on the nerdinet a few months ago.

Captain Sticky, rest his soul, still remains my favorite real-life superhero, however.

Additional linkage: the Wikipedia “real life superhero” article, with links a’plenty for more info on this alternative lifestyle.

And now a PROGRESSIVE RUIN disclaimer: don’t dress up as a superhero and try to fight crime. There are easier ways to get yourself shot.

Another fine and dandy new comics day.

So a couple weeks back I mentioned the fact that I enjoy seeing covers that are “pre-distressed” (in that case, the new issue of Savage Dragon). Well, one of the covers for this week’s Shaolin Cowboy #5 has it beat…click that pic for a better look at it.

Other new comic day shenanigans:

Cavewoman Jungle Tales Special Edition #3 – a limited edition variant cover featuring the titular (har har) woman of caves, in her usual state of near-undress, surrounded by caricatures of the Beatles (with the slogan “reunited again” or some such). I don’t read Cavewoman…do the Beatles have anything to do with the contents of this book?

Beginners Guide To Drawing Furry Art – Step One: Draw a human form. Step Two: Add fur and a tail. …Well, that’s what it looks like!

Toyfare #106 – I don’t normally look inside Toyfare, but this issue did have a fairly amusing Alan Moore/Oscar Wilde battle. Yeah, what can I tell you.

Comics Journal #275 – Features some swell nigh-forgotten cartooning by Boody Rogers. Nutty, almost disturbing, work, and deserving of reissue. Also in this issue is R. Fiore’s witty and informative comics year in review, which makes for fine reading.

And a bunch of superhero comics came out, but I don’t really have much to say about them. Superman is vastly improved (it would have to be, with Kurt Busiek’s involvement…nice art from Pete Woods, too), Firestorm continues to be a solid book (better when focused on the “soap opera” elements, less interesting when the actual super-villain battle kicks in at the end), and Hellboy-spinoff B.P.R.D. starts off a new storyline concerning the resurrection of Roger the friendly golem (very effectively creepy).


I would be remiss if I did not note that, this Wednesday, angels sang from on high, the rivers ran backwards, snakes and hamsters lived together in peace, and Diamond Comic Distributors, Inc. actually managed to send us a shipment with no…I repeat, NO shortages or damages.

Well, there was one shorted item, but Diamond was already aware of it and included a note indicating that it had been entered into their system. BUT THAT’S CLOSE ENOUGH!


And now…this:


Find the other parts here. God bless these kids.

1. That kid playing Robin in a couple of the videos looks like he’d rather be doing anything else.

2. If you’re gonna dance while dressed as Batman, sooner or later a little Batusi is gonna slip in.

Hey, I just noticed…the trade paperback with the drunk Iron Man stories came out today, and they used this image for the cover:


…and put this image on the back:


Man, did they ever get that backwards. Take the single greatest cover in Iron Man history and dump it on the back cover? That’s a darned shame.

Mostly Bat-talk. (Or "I love people talking about superheroes existing in the real world.")

“Robin Williams Wants to be The Joker in Batman Begins sequel”

“When the interviewer asked Williams if he would consider taking the role of the Joker, Robin quickly replied ‘Oh God Yeah!'”


I think this is just someone screwing around, but honestly, it’s hard to tell:

“this is a serious topic the world needs a batman or batmen or woman or and other type of superhero (superman greenlantern ect) or even made up i have a idear i shall gather ppl but i need your help we are going to be batmen/woman or superheros we gather somewere with comstumes and we can be the darknights we shall be batmen/woman we can make it a gang of superheros we can all be what we dream of if u are interested e-mail me or add my msn and talk to me on there i will reply all e-mails my e-mail is [deleted for this guy’s own good] live ur dream and join me”

And if you have other people on the Killer Movies forum making fun of you, you must have seriously gone wrong somewhere:

“I see this thread as the breading ground for some of the best insults ever seen on KMC.”

Yeah, that guy is going to get totally breaded.


Didn’t mean to turn this into “Bat-links,” but here’s another:

“If Batman lived on earth prime, would he do something?”

“I can’t help wondering that if superheroes were real, would they allow the tyrant that we call a president do the things he has done […] I normally don’t use forums like this, but I watched a JLU episode and watched a semi arguement between Supergirl and Green Arrow, Grenn Arrow states that the Goverment should be for the people by the people, in this sad state of the world, nothing is further from the truth.”

Uh, wow. It then proceeds into conspiracy theories and “9/11 was staged by the U.S.”-type stuff, and people arguing against same, which become even more surreal when mixed in with comments like this:

“i dont like the fact that Alexander Luthor touched my planet(if it’s true that Earth-Prime is OUR[the reader’s] earth)… grrrrr”

Someone decides to go back to the original topic:

“I don’t think this message board is about Batman living on Earth Prime…I will answer the real question. I think he would do something because he has no powers in the first place so there would be nothing stopping him on this world, too. He still would need to have his parents murdered tragically by a thug. But other than that everything else should fall into place.”

I’m not even sure what this next statement even means:

“too bad Batman isn’t real we should get real people to take care of this like The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.”

To sum up:

“This is the worst conversation about comics ever”


Not Bat-related: It says “Progressive Ruin,” but IT ISN’T ME. (WARNING: Link contains guy in underwear pushing a mop…who ALSO ISN’T ME. Maybe.)