Early evening linking.

Found via Fark…pick-up lines for girls to use on guys:

“‘Don’t you think Batman’s cooler than Superman because he doesn’t have super-powers to fall back on?’ Let him be an expert. If a guy is reading something that you know about — a newspaper story, a novel, or a comic book you remember fondly — comment on it and let him show you how much he knows.”

Um, yeah, don’t hold your breath for anyone to use that specific line on you.


My favorite V for Vendetta review, via the very funny Weekly Blurb:

“V for Vantastic Entertainment!

“V (Hugo Weaving), a masked mystery man with a gift of gab, swirls and swaggers through the evil regime, blowing up things, slashing people’s throats and appearing on television. Is he crazy? like a fox! A dashing, daring fox who likes to wear capes! V meets Evey (Natalie Portman), and falls in love with the ‘v’ in her name, even though it is small while his is capital.

“[…] V for Vendetta rises above the controversy that has engulfed it by creating the kind of serious complex and deeply symbolic characters that turn ordinary comic books into graphic novels.”

"They called the battle the Ant-pocalypse."

There’s only one sound effect that adequately describes the sound made by Captain America, as a werewolf, busting out of a secret laboratory through a metal door, and that sound is:


Just in case you were wondering.


I just happened to be hip-deep in Captain America back issues over the weekend, and that got me to thinking: someone, somewhere, is the World’s Biggest Red Skull Fan. I mean, he’s really into the Red Skull. Has the action figures, had the posters, has all of his comic book appearance, dresses up as the Red Skull for Halloween…this person is just nuts for Cap’s biggest Nazi villain.

Now, I’m not saying this theoretical World’s Biggest Red Skull Fan is, in fact, sympathetic to the Red Skull’s philosophies and policital leanings, by any means, though I suppose that’s possible. I’m just saying that someone out there thinks he’s a swell villain, and is compelled to acquire all materials related to this character.

So what Red Skull items are out there, you may be wondering. Or you may not be wondering, but I’m going to tell you anyway.

There’s the Red Skull bust, of course, as well as the Red Skull statue (complete with Cosmic Cube). There have been a couple Red Skull action figures of late, including a chase figure from Marvel Legends Series 5, and a Captain America Vs. Red Skull diorama set. We also had the little Heroclix fella, and I’m sure there’s a bunch more material out there that I’ve not been able to Google up. I wonder if there was any Red Skull merchandise from the ’40s like, I don’t know, decoder rings and such. Granted, that doesn’t seem terribly likely, but you never know.

In my searches, I did find a customized Red Skull Mini-Mate on this page, some custom carded Secret Wars figures, and a custom Mego figure (complete with big Keane-esque eyes).

I hope my searches for “Red Skull” don’t put me on a list somewhere.


So pal JP flipped through the new issue of Ant from Image Comics, and just couldn’t stop laughing. Now, I’d never looked inside a copy, since I gathered from the covers of both the original Arcana series and the current run that it was a T’n’A fest. Yes, I judged a book by its cover, so sue me. However, prodded by pal JP’s enjoyment of this issue, I decided to peruse it myself…flipping through, the first panel that jumped out at me was this one:


Okay, to be fair, there actually is a context for that panel — the sleazy landlord is staring at the lead character’s posterior and commenting upon it — but it’s still a panel featuring an extreme close-up of a lady’s behind, with a word balloon.

And then there was this panel:


Eek.

The story itself has the lead character looking into her connection to the Ant character, including picking up a copy of the Image comic book, and learning the history of the character from a comic store employee…a history that apparently includes creating world peace single-handedly following 9/11:

“The fight lasted for days. They called the battle the Ant-pocalypse.”

Well, of course they did. What else would you call it?

While I’m on the topic of Ant, it’s interesting to note that while the earlier issues from Arcana are allegedly “hot” and, in some cases, going for premium prices, it’s not translating to sales, at least for us, on the current Image series. Maybe it’s just local market conditions, but it may be another example of a comic desired by consumers primarily as a collectible, rather than as serialized entertainment.


I think I must have watched this video at least twice a day since I originally linked to it. I honestly can’t get enough of it. These two brothers need to make more videos.

And now, just in time for Palm Sunday, your “stealth Jesus reference in an issue of Captain America” for today:

from Captain America #105 (September 1968) by Stan Lee, Jack Kirby & Dan Adkins


And since pal JP threatened to stop reading my weblog if I didn’t post a certain image from an eBay auction he found…here you go:


From this day forward, I shall only accept hamburgers prepared in this fashion. LET THE WORD GO FORTH.

And now…a special message from the life-sized Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite statue.


“Hi! I’m the Life-Sized Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite statue…some of you longtime readers of this site may recall Mike, the proprietor of this site, referring to me as the Nerdiest Object Ever.

“However, Mike, while perusing the fine Bedazzled weblog, was introduced to a possible competitor for my hard-earned title…

“…life-sized replicas of the Robot from Lost in Space.

“There is one very important difference between the Robot replica and myself — a difference that allows me to keep the Nerdiest Object Ever crown — and that difference is features.

“The Robot can actually do stuff. Parts of the robot are animated, and it comes with a built-in sound library, with soundbites from Richard Tufeld, the Robot’s original voice. And, apparently, for an additional fee, you can get custom recordings from Tufeld as well.

“There is also a stereo input, so you can connect an external sound source and use the Robot as the world’s most elaborate speaker system.

“What can I do? I can lean against a wall. Or be hung on a wall. I also come with a plaque that reads ‘HAN SOLO IN CARBONITE’ in case there’s any question about what I am. I also come with one of those Certificates of Authenticity that don’t really mean anything. I mean, what, someone’s gonna forge a copy of me? C’mon.

“So, if you buy me, you get…me. A life-sized replica of Han Solo. Frozen in carbonite. I have no animated parts, no audio jacks. I just sit there and look at you. Well, grimace in pain at you, anyway. I only exist so that a Star Wars fan can own me, look at me, and think ‘hey, I own something that looks like something from Star Wars!’

“And there you have it…the Lost in Space Robot replica is still not the Nerdiest Object Ever, since it has a function, however limited, beyond just being a fetishistic reminder of a piece of popular entertainment.

“Many try to take the title, but none ever surpass me. Such is my blessing — and my curse — as the Nerdiest Object Ever.”

The post with no name.

Just noticed that “I’m Chalk!” appears in the Wikipedia “Swamp Thing” entry (apparently first appearing as of the March 5, 2005 revision, far as I can tell).

I should fix the entry, since it isn’t really a “text bubble” reading “I’m Chalk” on the package, but that would require “effort,” and I’m tired.

(EDIT: It’s been fixed for me…thanks, So-Called Austin Mayor!)


Witnessed in the last week:

  • Someone so incredibly excited about a particular new comic coming out that he actually does the “pee pee dance.”
  • Someone asking me, in our store — a store devoted to actually attempting to sell comic books — where he could download scans of currently-released comics for free.
  • A gaggle of kids, presumably walking home from the nearby high school, enjoying their after-school smoke, shouting “NERDS!” into the store as they walk by. Ooh, boy, I’ve been put in my place, for certain.


So that Jack Chick random generator I linked a while back…the fellow what runs that site pointed out that he got linked by the Generator Blog…and following that link back, I see that the Generator Blog got the link from Sarcasmo’s Corner, who got the link from Link Machine Go, who got the link from me in the first place.

Just found that amusing, is all.


Congrats to Mag ‘n’ H for the Comic Treadmill’s 1000th post!

In which Mike makes a weblog entry while in a bad mood.

So we’ve gone from “Stephen King is gonna write comics!” to “Stephen King will perhaps be collaborating on comics with a creative partner” to “Leonard Nimoy’s Primortals,” it seems.

Okay, okay, don’t get on my case…I’m not trying to sound so negative about it. That’s more a comment on how the project’s been presented/perceived than on the actual quality of the project itself (and I am the target audience for this, having read the Dark Tower series across the couple of decades it took to complete, and being a fan of Peter David’s work as well). I do get the impression that King will be more involved in the Dark Tower comic than just having his people rubber-stamp “APPROVED” or “NOT APPROVED” on submitted ideas.

But the progression of hype and news around this project does come this close to feeling like, say, Dark Horse announcing twenty years ago that George Lucas was going to be writing Star Wars comics for them, only to end up having all the scripts just run by Lucasfilm for approval instead.

And come to think of it…did Marvel ever actually say that King was going to write for them, or did they just hint heavily at it and let all the news sites and message boards and weblogs fill in the blanks for themselves?


So some new comics came out this week, I guess:

Infinite Crisis #6 – Swamp Thing cameo. Really, that’s all you need to know. Oh, and Stanley and his Monster show up, too. There, that’s two things you should know. Or three, if you count Stanley and the Monster separately.

Overstreet Price Guide #36 – House of Secrets #92 is up to $900! Woo hoo!

Moon Knight #1 – To hear a number of my customers talk about this comic, you’d think that every Moon Knight series ever published would have outsold the Bible. Where’d this love for Moon Knight come from? I mean, I know people liked the issues Bill Sienkiewicz drew way back when, but since then? Okay, there was that brief moment when people, desperate to invest in something, latched onto the S. Platt issues, but that bump in demand died out years ago.

Tick Days of Drama #5 – You know, I’m beginning to get the feeling that Ben Edlund may not be coming back to draw Tick comics.

Hell in a Handbasket by Tom Tomorrow – best thing out this week. Man, I loves me the Tom Tomorrow.

Book of Lost Souls #6 – I’m now officially at selling all of one copy of this per month.

Ed the Happy Clown #6 – the footnotes reach the point where Chester Brown discusses turning a penis into the President of the United States. And if you have no idea what I’m talking about, I can only imagine how insane that sentence sounds.


Enough with the new comics, on to the linkage:

So that Doom t-shirt ad I posted yesterday? Shane had it first, and I totally forgot. I’m a big jerk. Sorry, Shane!

I have a new column up at Comic Book Galaxy. I apologize in advance for the fact that it’s mostly recycled entries from this website. My time was pretty short ahead of the deadline. Of course, now, I have more time than I know what to do with. Ah, well.

Speaking of columns, pal Ian has a new one at the Comic Foundry, about how I helped him find…the Best Comic Ever. And about how I relentlessly pushed comics on him, parting him from his hard-earned money. And how I beat him up every day after school, pushing him in the mud and stealing his glasses. Well, okay, maybe not that last bit.

Gaze into a whole bunch of Kirby eyes.

And now, because I’m in a bad mood, I’m going to subject you to this:

"Check Size: ___Monstrous Youth ___Gargantuan Adult"

For those of you who don’t know, the back of the sweatshirt reads “There goes the Incredible Hulk” with a pic of the Hulk walking away while pulling a toy duck on a rope. That still remains one of the greatest superhero shirt designs of all time.

Movies, links, and approval.

You folks brought up some good suggestions for some solid movie-inspired comic books…I’m ashamed I didn’t think of the Creepshow adaptation by Stephen King and Bernie Wrightson, for example. You also reminded me of the slew of two and three-issue movie mini-series Marvel churned out throughout the 80s (usually reprinted from, or reprinted in, the Marvel Super Special magazines)…Dark Crystal was a favorite of mine as a young Mikester…in fact, and my nerd-credibilty may be completely shot by this admission, but I’ve never seen the movie. The comic remains only exposure to this particular story.

Buckaroo Banzai was another Marvel mini, and I remember sampling the first issue but never getting the second. As long as I’m destroying my geek-cred for all time, I wasn’t much of a fan of the movie either, finding it to be a mostly unwatchable mess. Now, before you jump all over me, keep in mind I haven’t seen it since it was in theatres, and now that I’m older perhaps I could appreciate it more. Maybe I’ll throw it onto the Netflix queue and give it another go someday.

Dave mentions something I didn’t realize…that there was a comic book adaptation of the 1980 Flash Gordon movie drawn by Al Williamson! What th–?!? Now, I loved this movie (yes, I loved Flash Gordon but not Buckaroo Banzai — keep reading for a more appalling admission), and I know the movie’s no damned good. But, it is fun to watch, and it’s certainly visually beautiful…I’d love to see what Williamson did with this material.

Another interesting adaptation was Hook, a four issue series from Marvel released in the early ’90s and featuring work by Charles Vess, Gray Morrow, John Ridgeway, and several others. It’s certainly an attractive-looking book, regardless of what you think of the film…it’s a guilty pleasure of mine, despite featuring Steven Spielberg at his Steve Spielbergiest and Robin Williams leaving his toothmarks in every bit of scenery. Yes, I liked Hook more than Buckaroo Banzai…the beatdown line begins to the right — please, no shoving.

I’m also glad to see Topps Comics getting some credit for their adaptations: I personally never warmed to the continuing Jurassic Park series, but the original adaptation featured Gil Kane art, inked by George Perez, so how bad could it be? And some issues featured standout covers by Michael Golden. Also, Mike Mignola’s adaptation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula is bit of a hidden treasure, perhaps better than the inspiring film.

Please keep adding your thoughts to the discussion…I’ve been enjoying what you’ve had to say!


Some linkage from around the interweb:

James Sime of Isotope Comics fame has been running a Legal Download Fest on his site: go download a PDF preview of Oni Press’ Leading Man here, and enjoy new downloads every day for the rest of the week. Go check it out!

Laura “Tegan” Gjovaag has a couple entries about her visit to the Emerald City Comicon…lots of photos, Kurt Busiek, Aquaman, and trolls. It’s a fun read.

Pal Dorian reviews the next batch of DC’s One Year Later titles.

And have I mentioned the (not by me, I swear to God) Swamp Thing Blog?