Getting lucky.

So I spent most of the day on Monday sick and lounging about the house, sorta watching TV, sorta napping, sorta not getting a darn thing accomplished.

I read no comics, with one exception…I pulled a trade paperback out of the vast Mikester Comic Archives, and that paperback was Nancy’s Dreams & Schemes. This was the third of the five volumes released by Kitchen Sink in the late ’80s, which reprinted assorted strips by Ernie Bushmiller.

Now I’m not mentioning this to sing the praises of Ernie Bushmiller’s Nancy, wonderful though it may be. No, I’m bringing it up because, to the best of my knowledge, this series of Nancy books represent the majority of Nancy reprints in recent times (I know only of a couple others). As such, they tend to be in demand by Nancy collectors, which can drive prices up.

Luckily, I was able to buy these when they were still new and still in print, thus I only had to pay $7.95 or so a pop. And that reminded me that I’ve been lucky enough, over my past thirty years of funnybook reading, to be able to pick up several runs of comics or graphic novels when they were new, before they became pricey “collectors items.”

In 1983, I was one of the five people nationwide still buying the Swamp Thing title when Alan Moore took over the writing chores. Well, my response to his writing was the same as everyone else’s — i.e. “my mind, she is blown” — and started keeping an eye out for anything else he did. As a result, I picked up his Maxwell the Magic Cat series (produced by Acme Press, distributed in the U.S. by Eclipse), reprinting a comic strip Moore wrote and drew. Fairly difficult to find now, but generally not too expensive…with the possible exception of the apparently poorly-distributed fourth and final volume of the series. I’d hate to be a Moore fan now, trying to track these down.

Another Moore title that I was fortunate to purchase as it was coming out was Miracleman, the U.S. publication of Moore’s groundbreaking Marvelman series. It seemed like the series sold like it had twenty dollar bills stapled to the covers, so it was hard to imagine that anyone missed buying it. But, then again, it has been a number of years, and there have been some new readers coming into the hobby since Miracleman ended its run, and Moore’s reputation has only increased since then. On top of that, the notoriety of the series has only been driven upward by the confused ownership issues surrounding the character, preventing its reprinting and, as you may guess, pushing up secondary market prices.

I have seen some issues sell for insane amounts on the eBay, in particular the Miracleman/Kid Miracleman battle issue (#15) which has sold for hundreds of dollars, even without the artificial pricing bump that a CGC “slabbing” would have given it. So, short version — thank God I bought this series when it was new.

Other series I’m glad I already own and not having to pay the current premium prices for: Zenith, the five album series from Titan Books, featuring Grant Morrison and Steve Yeowell’s own Miracleman/Watchmen-esque take on superheroes; the three Starblaze/Donning albums for Matt Wagner’s original Mage series, its only decent reprinting; the 125 or so Gladstone albums reprinting Carl Barks’ Duck work; and, of course, my Swamp Thing runs, though admittedly not many of those are too expensive and difficult to get.

One series I did miss and regret afterwards was Fantagraphics’ reprinting of E.C. Segar’s Popeye…I kept meaning to track them down, but never got around to it, fortunately enough, since new, improved editions are coming soon. I also regretted not buying Blackthorne’s Dick Tracy comics, but, again, a complete reprinting of strip is forthcoming.

I guess if we wait long enough, most anything we missed the first time around will eventually turn up in print again…which makes me glad I did buy Miracleman, since it looks like pigs will fly before that situation will ever get cleared up.

At the moment, the only other titles I’m sorry I missed purchasing are Shelley Mayer’s Scribbly and Sugar & Spike, which I’m sure DC is going to reprint any day now.

I don’t really have a point to any of this, other than feeling fortunate that I was able to get these (mostly) classic and (mostly) in-demand titles when they were still affordable and easy to find, rather than trying to chase them down later.


Today’s disturbing image, taken from the above Nancy book:

In which Mike gets the sniffles and wusses out.

So usually on Mondays I try to put together some extended post, dissecting some old comic, or perhaps writing a long essay on some comics-related topic or another, because, hey, I get a lot of folks dropping by the site on Mondays, and I don’t want to disappoint.

Last Monday I cheesed out because, as I said yesterday, I’d been otherwise occupied that week. And this Monday I’m cheesing out because Sunday afternoon, I was suddenly stricken with flu symptoms that I’m still trying to shake. So, alas, no slaving over a hot scanner for you, my faithful readers. My apologies.

C’mon, baby, you know I still love you.

1. So I’ve been wondering for the last week or so whether or not this Supershadow Star Wars fan site is a hoax or not. I keep going back and forth on it, not being able to decide because, as I stated before, while portions of the site do seem like parodies of particular fannish attitudes and expectations, other portions of the site are just a little too elaborately obsessive (in ways that I’ve witnessed in real life for too many years) for someone just trying to prank folks.

But then I read something like this, in response to a particularly dumb reader-contributed plot idea for a theoretical not-actually-happening “Episode 7:”

“Supershadow: Utterly brilliant. This will be forwarded to Lucas pronto.”

…Man, that just reads like out-and-out mockery.

Or when I read proclamations like this:

“Is there anything extra that you could tell me about Luke Skywalker, after Episode 6? (SuperShadow: What I can tell you is to ignore all the novels and comic books written about Star Wars over the past 15 years. Lucas accepts none of it. Only SS.com has information about Luke after Return of the Jedi. Please read the Episode 7, 8 and 9 plot summaries at SS.com to get a glimpse of the future of Star Wars.)“

…I just get flummoxed. Either this is one of the greatest parody sites ever created, or it’s the very definition of “pathetisad.” The constant repeating of the idea that fan-submitted plot elements sent to Supershadow are forwarded to Lucas for possible inclusion in future features is…well, “cruel” seems a little strong, as who knows if the “fans” aren’t also creations of Supershadow himself (or “themselves,” as the case may be). But it certainly plays into the expectations that some certain kinds of fans have regarding their perceived “entitlement” over the material they enjoy (as opposed to the usual, and quite correct, reminders elsewhere that fan-created material is avoided for legal reasons).

1a. On a related note, Lucas (the real Lucas, not the one at Supershadow) has stated that there will be no Episodes 7, 8, or 9, taking place after the events in Return of the Jedi. I think he’s even claimed that he’s never said there would ever be a total of nine movies in the series, which doesn’t seem quite right to me, but I don’t have the material to back up my hunch, so, you know, whatever.

Anyway, I wonder if one of the reasons Lucas opted out of doing 7, 8, and 9 is due to the success of the “Expanded Universe” material…the novels and comics and other stuff…that already deal with the same period that (presumably) the third trilogy would have covered. Lucas has stated that he’s not obligated to follow the continuities of the various spin-off products, as he’s demonstrated by contradicting the elaborate Boba Fett “Expanded Universe” backstory with events in Episode 2. So, if films 7, 8, and 9 were produced, most likely they’d not incorporate ideas from any of the previously published “Expanded Universe” books and comics. And, if so, that would certainly make most of the “Expanded Universe” material moot, as it wouldn’t follow the “official” Star Wars continuity of the films, and thus possibly permanently cripple a multimillion dollar industry already in place perpetuating the Star Wars product line.

Okay, the kind of money the books and comics rake in ain’t a patch on movie money, but I’m guessing Lucas would rather not deal with more constant complaining from the fans who followed the Star Wars book line for the last twenty years, griping that Han and Leia’s twin children aren’t in the movies, or some darn thing. I know if I were Lucas, the thought of that would certainly make me think twice. “Ah, geez, not the fans again….”

1b. On a related related note, in the late ’70s Dynamite Magazine had an issue with several articles on the Star Wars saga, and included their theoretical outlines of all nine movies in the series (keeping in mind that Empire Strikes Back hadn’t been released yet). I’ve been trying to find a copy of this article for years, so if any of you folks out there have access to it, please let me know!

1c. If I were a member of Longbets.org, one of my bets would be “We will see the original Star Wars movie remade in our lifetimes.” (By someone other than Lucas, that is, as he seems intent on fixing his movies ’til they’re broken.) You know, I’m sure everyone thought no one would ever remake the original Planet of the Apes, and yet they did. I’m sure by the time I’m in my 70s (which is, what, ten, fifteen years from now) they’ll be touting a new fancy version of that hokey sci-fi “classic” with the crummy special effects.

2. Okay, that was a lot of Star Wars talk…so, here, I said I wasn’t going to, but let me show you a few panels from Mighty Mouse #73 (1957). To set up…cats were harassing mice, Mighty Mouse gave ’em the ol’ heave-ho, and the cats then proceed to enlist the services of the mighty cat wizard Purrlin the Powerful. When Purrlin casts a spell to turn Mighty Mouse into, of all things, a bowling ball, MM uses his girlfriend Mitzi’s compact mirror to reflect it:


CLICK FOR THE FULL HORROR

And now the cats are doomed, DOOMED to be bowling balls for ALL ETERNITY, since Purrlin no longer has his sexy Magic Hands. And is MM plunging his thumb into that poor cat’s mouth? Ew.

So there you go, another disturbing image from the Silver Age of Comics to take with you through your day. No need to thank me.

3. I still managed to type too much. Some sick day I’m taking.

Blogging about blogging is a sin; but first….

So I turn over my copy of Looney Tunes #143, and what do I see in the Over the Hedge DVD ad?


TURTLE TAINT.


This isn’t something I needed this weekend. So of course, I now share it with all of you. Enjoy.


Yes, as I was totally called out on a couple days ago, I’ve been a little distracted from the weblogging thing this last week, so aside from my magnum opus on Thursday, I’ve let things slide a tad.

In my defense of the Wolverine Origin reviews post, I love Amazon reviews of graphic novels from people outraged that “it was a fat comic book.” (See also my overview of From Hell reviews: “I did not realize when I ordered it that it was just pages of illustrations with TINY LITTLE WRITING coming out of the various character’s mouths.”) Plus, I find really negative and, um, not terribly informed reviews amusing. For example, this one for Astonishing X-Men Vol. 1:

“After X-Men was largely butchered by the no talent writing of Morrison, Marvel head comic geeks Joe Quesada and Dan Buckley hired Joss Wheton to script the series. The choice was a terrible one. Wheton’s writing has all the talent of a two year old. The flat dialoge and John Cassidy’s terrible manga style drawings make this little more then material not suited for anyone intelligent enough to read. Despite what you might hear Comic sales just do not make the money or the large sales figures anymore and the suits at Marvel are strongly considering shuting down their comics business and calling it a day for good. I hope they do.”

This is comedy gold, friends. Well, comedy silver, anyway.


The Word on the Street features Swamp Thing in the ongoing “312 Days of Comics” project, and very nicely dedicates it to me. Thank you, sir!

One of the unintended consequences of this site is the fact that, all over the world, complete strangers who read my site now have me inextricably connected to Swamp Thing in their minds. (The specific example I was thinking of, though certainly not the only one, was this one, which turned out to be from that rascal BeaucoupKevin.) That either makes me happy or frightened.


Have another disturbing image, this time from Richie Rich #16 (March 1963), featuring a grown-up Richie Rich, a grown-up Gloria, and their son, Richie Junior:

Sometimes Mike needs to be kept away from the customers.

Customer: “Hey, is this new Dr. Strange comic a limited series?”

Me: “Well, ALL series are limited, really…life on Earth is going to have to die out someday.”

***

Customer: “How come there’s no ongoing Dr. Strange series?”

Me: “Yeah, you’d think there would be, what with the popularity of Harry Potter and the subsequent increase of interest in Satanism.”

(Don’t worry…this is a longtime customer, and he’s used to my nonsense.)

"While this book works well as either a paper weight, a sleeping pill, or fly swatter, it doesn’t function very well as a story."

For no good darn reason whatsoever, here are some Amazon.com reviews for Wolverine: Origin:

“I ordered this item because I thought is was a novel, but instead it was a fat comic book I wish they wouldn’t have described it as a paper back. I wouldn’t have purchased it if I knew what it was. I did know someone who wanted it so it was given as a gift. I don’t think I will use amazon anymore.”

“It was just a money making ploy on the part of Marvel Comics, and it really doesn’t reveal anything that any Wolverine fan didn’t already know. I knew he was born with the claws when Magneto ripped the adamantium out of him back in 1990 somethin’.”

“Wolvie’s just another hero who is – gasp!! – brooding over his daddy’s unfortunate demise. Hint to Marvel writers: Freud did write more than one paragraph in his life, maybe you should try doing the same.”

“I am a novice comic book reader, I’ve read a measley twenty or so trades from scattered authors, but EVEN I KNOW that Wolverine’s origins are supposed to be complicated, and sad, and dramatic, involving a conspiracy, or a shady group of evil scientists or something!”

“If you are an X-Men diehard fan, don’t waste your time and get it as soon as possible; otherwise, don’t waste your time reading it. Shop through amazon and get some real books instead. And if you NEED to read comics, look for more mature european comics or japanese manga (you know, those comic books where you can see real people, real problems, and real fun, not mere superzeroes wearing tighs and red visible underwear)…”

“While this book works well as either a paper weight, a sleeping pill, or fly swatter, it doesn’t function very well as a story.”

“Read Barry Windsor Smith’s Weapon X TPB, read the Fatal Attractions TPB, read Marmaduke comics if that’s what it takes, but don’t read this. It is trash. ‘Comic book literature’?? I think some reviewers are too anxious to get another ‘Dark Knight Returns’ story so that they can be first to give it the thumbs up.”

It’s not all bad:

“Rumor has it that In the 1980s Jim Shooter (former EiC of Marvel Comics) wanted Wolverine’s origin to be that an actual wolverine had been evolved into a wolverine-man… thank God they waited to tell this story.”

“I looove comic books, particulary graphic Novels, and this just so happens to be one of the best one in my large collection. The art is absolutely beutiful, the story and writing are stylish, full of suprises, and some of the best Marvel has ever produced (and thats saying alot). If you are a Wolverine fan, or even an X-men fan, hell, any fan of art or story, GET THIS BOOK! It’s worth it. I usually re-read it at least once every 3 months, and it still gets me in that special place in my heart. sniff sniff. /wipes tear”

“Wow. I just finished reading this comic and it was so cool. I’m not a huge fanboy so I didn’t know a lot about Wolverine before I read it. I mainly knew what my friends told me. One of them is that Wolverine didn’t have claws before Weapon-X, well that friend was wrong.”

“The beginings of Logan have be told. Thank you Marvel! I can’t wait to see who else they well tell about.”

“There aren’t enough words to describe how great this book is, this is a reading requirement for all comic book fans or fans of graphic art.”

Hey, look, Amazon review spam:

“In addition to this graphic novel I’d like to recommend THE ADVENTURES OF DARKEYE: CYBER HUNTER…a fun, fast-paced Sci-Fi, that reads like a graphic novel, written by myself, Dan Bivens, and my partner, Gerald James Seward.”

"As you would expect, all information regarding SuperShadow is above top secret (classified at the highest level)."

AT LAST:


This week brought us the release of The Most Perfect Issue of Looney Tunes Ever, as #143 contains the cover-featured story teaming Marvin the Martian and the Tasmanian Devil.

Why “perfect?” Because, 90% of the time, when I receive a request for a Looney Tunes comic, it’s from someone looking for either Marvin or Taz. And 90% of those times, it’s from someone trying to find tattoo ideas.

And thus I’m tempted to reorder another 500 copies, so that for the foreseeable future, when anyone comes into the shop asking “Hey, do you have any Looney T–” I can immediately shout “HERE! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT!” and throw one of these comics at ’em.

Now if I can just get my hands on a giant stack of Hot Stuff comics, that’d take care of the rest of the tattoo customers.


Employee Josh: “Wow, this issue of Giant-Size Wolverine sure is giant.”

Me: “Yeah, that comic’s bigger than your mom!”

Employee Josh: “And the staples are about as loose as your mom!”

Me: “Oh, SNAP.”

Former Employee Josh: “Um…what?”


Speaking of employees, former or otherwise, Kid Chris sent this text message to my cell phone the other day:

"Dead Heat. Genius piscopo film. Genius."

I have very strange friends. Not that I’m disagreeing with Kid Chris, of course.


Notable new releases:

Swamp Thing poster, with Eric Powell’s cover for #22 of the recently-deceased series. I don’t buy many posters, but I bought this one. I think the last poster I bought was the previous Swamp Thing poster (the one by Michael Zulli).

Complete Peanuts 1961-2: only four more decades to go! Hang in there! Classic, funny, insightful, and poignant stuff, as always.

MAX Sampler – We need to stop ordering these preview/sketch/sampler books from Marvel, since they’re always crap and they don’t sell, even for the low $1.00 price tag. If you want to pay a dollar for some unfinished, undialogued art for series you’re either going to buy anyway, or going to continue to ignore because this “comic” ain’t gonna convince you, well, here’s your chance.

Life of Pope John Paul II in Comics graphic novel – I haven’t checked to see if this pope story matches up continuity-wise with the life story as presented in the Marvel version…otherwise we’re going to have issues with discrepancies in the Pope-iverse, requiring either a Pope of Earth-1 and a Pope of Earth-2, or perhaps even a Crisis of Infinite Popes, and nobody wants that to happen.

Old Jewish Comedians hardcover – beautiful book with black and white full-page illustrations of, yes, Old Jewish Comedians, as caricatured by Drew Friedman. Nice touch of having each comedian presented with their real name first, and their stage name in parentheses.

American Splendor #2 – More mundane-yet-compelling Harvey Pekar slice-of-life stories, as only Pekar can do ’em; 52 #22 – my customers are expressing some weariness with the series, so something better grab their attention soon…I’m enjoying it, myself; All-New Atom #4 – new artist, no Swamp Thing cameos, same fun writing.


Another item we received this week was the new issue of Star Wars Insider, which I glanced through briefly and came across a Q&A in which someone was asking about whether something they read on a particular website was true or not. What surprised me was, rather than being coy about it and giving a generic “well, don’t believe everything you read,” the site was mentioned by name, and the answer explicitly stated that not only does Lucasfilm have nothing to do with that site, but that a good deal of the content is outright fabricated and that Lucasfilm has gone after this site for some of its actions in the past.

Well, I had to see this site for myself, and you can too, right here. Now, I don’t know how I missed this site before, as apparently it’s been around a while and a thorn in the side of what’s left of Star Wars fandom. Even if you don’t want to check Supershadow.com directly, the history of the site on Wikipedia is a hoot, especially the stuff about the site owner’s purported series of “girlfriends.”

The best bit of the site has to be where the owner pretends to be George Lucas and answers fan questions. “George” does this exclusively for Supershadow.com since:

“Answering questions at SuperShadow.com is the best part of my life. I could not survive without SuperShadow. He has made Star Wars into what it has become.”

Now, part of me thinks that this whole site is a put-on, just someone pretending to be a fan pretending to be George Lucas’ bestest pal (particularly since, if it is a put-on, that previous quote could be read as a criticism of certain types of SW fans). But, hoax or not, it’s certainly good for a laugh or two.

And something about the sheer level of…obsessiveness about it tells me that it may very well be legit, that the fan actually believes all this stuff he’s spouting (or that he thinks he’s fooling everyone with his claims). There’s a Myspace page supposedly by Supershadow, owning up to the bogus nature of his site, but, you know, who knows if that’s real or not.

Stupid internet, obfuscating the truth. Anyway, here’s the text from the “About Supershadow” page, which…well, here, check it out:

“As you would expect, all information regarding SuperShadow is above top secret (classified at the highest level). Mysteriously and very enigmatically, nothing is known about SuperShadow except that SS is very close, personal friends with George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars.

“SuperShadow.com played a crucial role in the development of the prequel trilogy. Many fan ideas submitted at SS.com were integrated by Lucas into the final scripts of The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. A majority of film critics attributed the phenomenal success of the prequels to Lucas utilizing the talents of the legion of SS fans to improve the Star Wars saga. Lucas has acknowledged many times in public that SuperShadow is the best thing to ever happen to Star Wars.

“SuperShadow is also legendary for revealing the plot scripts to Star Wars Episode 1, 2 and 3 many years prior to their theatrical release. SS.com was the only web site permitted by Lucas to post the scripts and plots to the prequel trilogy. Currently, SS is employed by Lucasfilm as a high-paid consultant related to future Star Wars and Indiana Jones projects.

“SuperShadow.com is the official web site of George Lucas.”

I mean, c’mon. There’s so much wrong there that this has to be a prank, right? …Right?

"It is not the usual mass-produced item with ordinary so-called powers."

“BEWARE! This very moment, someone, somewhere, may be giving you the EVIL EYE…and YOU don’t even know it. For your own personal well-being, please DO NOT ignore this sincere warning! Read this message – and take immediate counter-action!”

[…]

“Though its very name sends shivers down your spine, the EVIL-EYE EVADER could be the best friend you ever had. A protective ally SO strong, SO forceful, SO terribly destructive that it fully eliminates the most powerful EVIL EYE. That’s why you MUST use it with extreme caution. Yes, it’s that dangerous…to others!”

[…]

“However, before I send you the EVIL-EYE EVADER, you must agree to this ONE unshakable condition.

“You must promise to never, ever tell anyone that you will be using the EVIL-EYE EVADER. And I mean ANYONE!

“Here’s why: I’m afraid that the one person you tell might be the very one who is secretly casting the EVIL-EYE upon you…and you don’t even know or suspect it. So for your own sake, tell no one! NO ONE!”

[…]

“When you want to drive someone away – simply call upon the EVIL-EYE EVADER!

“When you want to save your job – simply call upon the EVIL-EYE EVADER!

“When you want someone to stop double-crossing you — simply call upon the EVIL-EYE EVADER!

“When you want your full measure of happiness, success, love, or money…and NOT despair – simply call upon the EVIL-EYE EVADER!”

[…]

“…Don’t try to buy the EVIL-EYE EVADER in any store. It is not the usual mass-produced item with ordinary so-called powers.

“No, the EVIL-EYE EVADER is an exquisite work-of-art available ONLY from us. You’ll cherish and use this true masterpiece for the rest of your life.”

[…]

“To prove to you that I mean every word I’ve said – I’ll give you this fantastic DOUBLE MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE: The EVIL-EYE EVADER must work for you within 30 days, or I’ll return ALL your money PLUS ANOTHER $6.66 for your time and trouble. That’s right! You’ll receive DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK with absolutely no strings attached!

“If you’ve never thought of clipping a coupon before, do it NOW. It may be the answer to all your prayers!”

from Haunted #66 (March 1983)

Racial sensitivity in comic books.

Here are a few more panels from Tip Top Comics #158 (Sept/Oct 1949) that I didn’t include with that previous post, since it didn’t seem terribly appropriate.

These panels are from the “Broncho Bill” story, and yes, I know it was a product of the time, and that in cowboy ‘n’ Indian stories, the Indians were gonna be the bad guys…but still, after reading Nancy and Sluggo and the Katzenjammer Kids in the same book? Yikes:


…And those last two panels ended this exciting installment, but with the promise that we’d get to see more authentic Native American portrayals in the very next issue of Tip Top.