Sometimes Mike needs to be kept away from the customers.
Customer: “Hey, is this new Dr. Strange comic a limited series?”
Me: “Well, ALL series are limited, really…life on Earth is going to have to die out someday.”
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Customer: “How come there’s no ongoing Dr. Strange series?”
Me: “Yeah, you’d think there would be, what with the popularity of Harry Potter and the subsequent increase of interest in Satanism.”
(Don’t worry…this is a longtime customer, and he’s used to my nonsense.)
