So inside one of the books from that huge collection of sci-fi and fantasy paperbacks we recently acquired was one of these:

That’s the front side of a trading card-sized checklist for Marvel Comics’ crossover event “Operation: Galactic Storm.” Here’s the checklist part:

The “I.D./membership card” aspect of the checklist is fun, and I kinda prefer that to the postcard-sized checklists Marvel’s doing now. Though I suppose the postcards look better when attached with magnets to your refrigerator door.

…What? Maybe I do, what’s it to you?

In other news:

• Culumon over at Deviantart has posted one of his images presenting a couple candidates I could really get behind.
• Reader David informs me that the Mountain Goats have a song on their new album entitled “How to Embrace A Swamp Creature,” which they somehow composed without consulting me. Anyway, the image presented at the link there is kinda/sorta Swamp Thingy, and that’s close enough for me.
• Pal Ian has e-mailed me with some “word in the street” going around at Wondercon, running this weekend in San Francisco. It’s second-hand info from folks at the DC Comics panels that Ian didn’t make it to, but apparently Swamp Thing may be making an appearance in the main DC Universe, as opposed to his usual Vertigo stomping grounds. Ian also says this may be happening in an Ambush Bug comic, and if so, this will be about as “main DC Universe” as any other Ambush Bug comic, I guess.

  Here’s what they say in this con report:

  “Asked if Swamp Thing could be returned to the DCU, (Sales VP Bob) Wayne said that Dan (Didio, DC Executive Editor) has often asked Karen Berger if the character can come back to the DCU, ‘And believe us, we would never try to bring him back in a comedic book without their knowledge.

  ‘”So look for Swamp Thing in Tiny Titans #4,’ Wayne deadpanned.”

  Here’s a previous encounter between Swampy and, um, Ambushy.

  Related: Carla sent a Twitter post my way, indicating that there was no Swamp news to be had at the Vertigo panel. Thanks for checking, Carla!

• So pal Cully sent me a scan of this in-house ad from Marvel Super-Heroes #20 (May 1969):
  
  …with the comment “Who’s this loser? …He had to have been so bad that Marvel went with reprints in the next issue instead.”

  It clearly wasn’t the Guardians of the Galaxy Starhawk, and he certainly wasn’t familiar to me.

  Well, I turned up this entry on the character, which provides a little more information about who he almost was, and how he never quite came to be (though part of his one and only completed story saw print in the last issue of the Marvelmania fan club ‘zine).

  Well, if you’re only gonna make one official appearance, at least in was the coolest issue of Marvel Super-Heroes.

…and that’s with

NEKKID WILDCAT

Not that Dor has any shortage of nekkid Wildcat pictures, but, you know, it’s the thought that counts.

Happy Birthday, buddy!

Batman #299 (May 1978) – art by Jim Aparo

Only posted because that’s the single greatest villainess costume of all time. MS. DISCO STATUE OF JUNGLE LIBERTY-X DEMANDS YOUR SURRENDER.

“Eight comic books to read before you die.”

Swamp Thing is on the list. This writer…he has pleased me.

I haven’t looked at the comments for that article yet, but I’m sure hijinks have ensued in full force there.

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So I’ve been sitting on this issue of Adventures of the X-Men #4 (July 1996) for a while now, because it features C’thulhu and “the ancient R’lyeh texts” and other kinda-sorta Lovecraftian things being raised by the Marvel Universe demons, the N’Garai. It all sounds a lot more interesting than it actually is, so basically, I never got around to it.

But I was poking through the comic again, and noticed something. The story begins with Cyclops out riding a motorcycle and coming across trouble, which, you know, is gonna happen. As the story progresses, the motorcycle gets lost during some battle or other, and the issue ends with Wolverine whining about it:

First, if you knew anyone who referred to himself as “the old Canucklehead,” I’d imagine you’d do your best to stop knowing him in short order. Second, I tried to cut off as much Gambit as I could in this scan…I apologize for not being entirely successful. Third, Wolvie explicitly says the motorcycle was his, but let’s look at the license plate of the motorcycle Cyclops was riding:

So, the posssible explanations:

1. This is Cyclops’ motorcycle — he bought the cycle, registered it, paid extra for the personalized plates — but because Wolverine is a big greedy grabby jerk, he decided at some point prior to this story to lay claim to it, and uses it whenever he feels like without asking Cyclops for permission. And, thus, feels it’s his bike.

2. It actually is Wolverine’s motorcycle, and he has the “ONE EYE” personalized plates to mock Cyclops for not being cool enough to have a bike of his own.

3. Wolverine and Cyclops went in “halvsies” on buying the bike, and Cyclops won the coin toss and got to personalize the plates.

4. It actually is Wolverine’s motorcycle, and “ONE EYE” actually refers to…um, something else. Compensating much, Wolvie?

Well, here’s a bit of the C’thulhu-esque shenanigans at work in this story…this is the only cool part, honest. I couldn’t even fit it all on the scanner:

And Wolverine, of course, can’t shut up about it. I always figured Wolverine was a little more stoic than this:

A BRIEF NEW COMICS RUNDOWN:

• The Spirit #14 – As I was hoping, Mike Ploog’s art puts a little life back into this series…it’s a little rough around the edges, but that’s how I like my Spirit comics. Sergio Aragones and Mark Evanier also do a good job on the scripting end of things — this issue is definitely from the “light” end of the Spirit story scale, and I’m looking forward to seeing how they handle a darker, more dramatic adventure.
• Comics Journal #288 – First issue of the new trade paperback-esque format, with a swell Fletcher Hanks cover. I keep flipping through our copy of the Hanks book at the shop…I really need to buy the damned thing one of these days, as it’s demented genius.

  This issue of Comics Journal also includes a whole lot of “Best of 2007” lists, as well as several color Sunday Miss Fury strips by Tarpé Mills – fun reading.

• SPOILER for Superman/Batman #46 – So, Silver Kryptonite is like, I don’t know, Space Marijuana?
• Hulk #2 – Unlike the first issue, this ish has that Red Hulk everyone’s been waiting for. It’s big, loud, and stupid…and fun, thankfully. Ed McGuinness’ art looks great, and you don’t even mind that perhaps too much of the book is taken up by BIG BIG PANELS and two-page splashes. And even Jeph Loeb manages some acceptable scripting.
• Youngblood #2 – Look, I gotta say it…it doesn’t look terrible. Yeah, I know, it’s Youngblood, But it appears to be competently done, which I realize is unlike 95% of most Youngblood comics. And it has Doc Rocket, whom I always thought was a pretty cool looking character. Anyway, it’s not groundbreaking by any means, but if you find yourself in dire need of yet another superhero book to read, this one doesn’t look like it’ll give you diseases or anything. High praise, indeed.
• Geek Monthly Vol. 2 #2 – Okay, we’ve been carrying this magazine since it started. Just one copy, no big whoop, but we’ve had yet to sell one. Even putting Katee Sackoff on the cover couldn’t get it to sell.

  Until this week. And which cover model got it to sell, finally? Freakin’ Jorge Garcia – Hurley from Lost – that’s who. Which proves what everyone already knows — everybody loves Hurley.

• Sam & Max: Surfin’ the Highway trade paperback – a new edition of a collection that originally came out some years ago, which also appears to have a smidgen of extra material the original doesn’t have, dammit.
• Transformers Spotlight: Arcee – Look, you people stopped buying these Spotlight issues, so we dropped orders on them. Now, everyone wants them again, and we don’t have enough to go around. Make up your minds! Plus, Employee Aaron informs me this issue is about the Transformer robot with breasts, which makes me hate everything.
• Umbrella Academy #6 – Features a full-page illo by our longtime customer Weshoyot. Cool! Why, we can now say “we knew her when….”

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In other news:

• Rick Veitch has a blog. I like Rick Veitch. I (mostly) like blogs. This will obviously work for me. (via)
• J. Michael Straczynski no longer exclusive with Marvel – article accidentally refers to his Thor title as a “monthly.”
• I look at Ain’t It Cool News so you don’t have to — here’s a still from Watchmen, featuring Rorschach in action. Still not sure about Rorschach’s look, but…well, what did I expect a guy in a full face mask, overcoat, and hat to look like?
• Charles Burns’ graphic novel Black Hole is being adapted to film by Alien 3 director David Fincher, with a screenplay cowritten by Duran Duran biographer Neil Gaiman.
• If I may join my blogging brethren in this matter — a Kitty Pryde & Wolverine Premiere Hardcover? What, were there too many trees in the world, so you had to kill more of them off, and degrade them further by making them into a hardcover collection of this series?

  Okay, perhaps I’m overstating it just a little, but…gah, this comic is crap. Well, Marvel, I’ll let you have a trade, I suppose, if you have to collect it under one cover, but not a hardcover, for God’s sake. I HAVE SPOKEN.

• Just to confirm for everyone how suspect my tastes are…you know what X-Men mini-series I really liked? X-Men and the Micronauts. I thought that series was just dandy. It’ll never get collected and printed on nice paper, because Marvel will never want to pay whatever the rights holders are overcharging for the mostly-forgotten-except-by-comics-fans Micronauts license (see also Marvel’s Rom series). But it’d be nice.
• I’m the dorkiest geek that’s ever nerded, because I want this Batman as Green Lantern action figure:
  
  Because if it’s one thing I need, it’s more comic book stuff around the house.

Once again, just like last year, I’m observing Ultimate Hulk Vs. Wolverine Day on New Comics Day rather than the actual date (Feb. 22nd), since it seems a little more fitting that way.

But, yes, as hard as it is to believe, it has been two full years since Ultimate Wolverine Vs. Hulk #2 was unleashed upon the comics buying public, leaving us with four issues to go.

When the television writers strike occurred, there was a brief moment of wide-eyed optimism, that perhaps the TV writer in question responsible for this series would be able to find the time to script four more issues of Hulk and Wolverine beating the tar out of each other…but I haven’t heard anything about it. Okay, granted, I haven’t really been looking, but I imagine if there was any real news about it, I wouldn’t have been able to avoid it. (EDIT: Here’s a report from July about the writer’s alleged progress — thanks, Kevin!)

So, I don’t know what more I can add about the absolute ridiculousness of the lateness of this book that I didn’t say last time. Minor delays here and there are one thing…a two year delay in the middle of a six issue mini is whole ‘nother problem entirely. There’s apparently a rumor going around that DC Comics may be instituting a policy to avoid problems like this, though it remains to be seen how well that sort of thing would work out. I’d settle for a “no year-long gap between issues on an alleged monthly” policy.

Oh, well. So, will I be celebrating the 3rd Annual Ultimate Wolverine Vs. Hulk Day next year? Pop by then and find out!

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In other news;

• Okay, all that stuff I said about Sergio Aragones, Mark Evanier, and Mike Ploog taking over The Spirit for the last issue, which in fact wasn’t the issue they were taking over? The issue being released today is the issue they’re on, so reread what I said before, and apply it to the new issue. Got it? Good.
• Crud…forgot where I originally saw the link, but here’s a story about the creator of the Perry Bible Fellowship strip going into “semi-retirement.” Nothing on the PBF site about it, it seems, and apparently the news comes from a letter sent to papers carrying the strip.

  Also, the above-linked story summarizes the cartoonist’s appearance on a Fox News show, which sounds sort of embarrassingly amusing.

• Via Dirk, Simpsons producer Matt Selman discusses the episode featuring Alan Moore, Dan Clowes, and Art Spiegleman. Spiegleman wearing the Maus mask was apparently his idea, not the Simpsons writers’, which may be one of the greatest things I’ve heard today.

  That was part 3 of the annotations for this episode…here are 1 and 2. And you can actually watch the whole episode here.

• Internet pal Chris Sims must have bumped his head something fierce, because he’s devoting his site to the greatness that is…the Bring It On series of films. That means cheerleaders, cheerleaders, cheerleaders, and more cheerleaders. In case you’re unfamiliar with the films in question, Mr. Sims thoughtfully provides a brief summary for your perusal.
• This Metafilter post on whether video games will ever become a respected method of storytelling features this quote from the game designer who thinks they never will: “I’ll bet you that fifty years from now they’ll be just as mature and well-respected as comic books are today.” (Though the designer in question is sympathetic toward comics, and details the public perceptions and problems that comics and video games share.)

  The following discussion debates the worthiness of comics currently held as classics, primarily Dark Knight Returns and Watchmen (with at least one person desperately misunderstanding the latter). Interesting for the perceptions of funnybooks from folks who aren’t necessarily among the converted, like you and me.

  EDIT: Just noticed Dylan had a few words about that same game designer’s post.

• I have no explanation for yesterday. Sometimes, beauty demands to be released.

Don’t ask.