So anyway, I got a book deal.

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We interrupt my tour through my funnybook collection to bring you this important announcement: the Bureau Chiefs (including yours truly) behind Fake AP Stylebook, the Twitter grammar and journalism humor feed, now have an official, honest-to-goodness book deal. The book (title to be determined) is due Spring 2011 from Three Rivers Press.

Nearly all of the contributors to the project are very closely tied to comics and online comics fandom, which has me a bit surprised that online comics news sources have ignored the fact that folks from within the hobby and/or business were responsible for something that’s otherwise received so much attention and acclaim. The guys who created it, Ken Lowery and Mark Hale, don’t do a whole lot of comics blogging anymore, though they had their beginnings in that same 2003/2004 wave of comics blogging that dragged me into all this nonsense. (Some of you more comics-oriented folks may be more familiar with Ken’s previous site Ringwood.)

Other people involved include pal Dorian who surely needs no introduction by now, Dave Campbell of Dave’s Long Box and Society of Dave fame, “King Oblivion, PhD” from the International Society of Supervillains, master of all things Lego Dave Lartigue, the Mistress of Manga Anna, the King of All Internet Media Chris Sims, Sims’ partner in crime from War Rocket Ajax – the rapping lawyer Eugene Ahn, real life college professor and unapologetic Blackhawk fan Dr. K, that comic-writin’ son-of-a-bitch Kevin Church, that tall drink of water Josh Krach, Green Lantern fan and former Newsarama contributor Ragnell, another former Newsarama-er and current design whiz Shane Bailey, the much too smart to be hanging out with us Andrew Weiss, co-creator of The Rack and all-around swell artist Benjamin Birdie, the devious genius behind Random Panels Brandon Bragg, The City Desk editor and Wasted Words host RJ White…and last but not least, a certain cute little stuffed bull. Oh, and like I said before, I’m involved, too. I brew the coffee.

That looks like a pretty solid collection of talent to me, despite my involvement, and as noted, nearly all involved are tied to the comics industry, either as fans, commentators, or gen-you-ine professionals. That would probably explain the number of references we make to Batman over in the Twitter feed.

Anyway, we gots us a book to write, so please wish us luck!

In other news, I guess Marvel has some cockamamie scheme for retailers to send in their overstock of DC’s Blackest Night comics (in particular, the ones retailers had to order certain numbers on in order to get the various rings), and for every fifty copies, retailers would get some variant or something.

Well, let’s see here.

I realize this won’t be true across the board for every retailer, but we not only sold through nearly every comic we ordered as a result of DC’s ring promotion, but we sold through almost all the reprints, too. (I think we have a couple of the Outsiders 2nd printings left.) Of the initial printings, we have some overstock of Blackest Night #5…intentionally, since we want them available as back issues for the duration of the series’ run. But even then, we don’t have nearly as many of those as we’d like for backstock.

I suspect this is more of a plan to put the seed in readers’ minds that “Blackest Night didn’t do well” than anything else. Sort of like how some of those second printings Marvel’s doing for books that don’t really need them give the impression that the books must be red-hot if they need reprintin’! Better buy the next issue when I see it!

Okay, I have no idea if that’s the strategy or not, but can’t shake the feeling, really. But this small survey of retailers doesn’t seem to reveal much enthusiasm for the program. And frankly, giving up nearly $200 retail in product from an event series that seems to have been doing quite well in exchange for a single variant cover…well, I don’t know. Maybe I could get $200 for it on eBay, certainly not in the shop. And if I were just swamped with tons of these Blackest Nights and I thought they were unsellable, I might consider it. But that still seems like a shortsighted way to make some fast cash, selling one variant cover to one collector, rather than building a readership with a variety of books. Depends on the situation, I suppose.

Over the past week, as I’m sure you’ve noticed, I’ve been going through my collection and picking out some oddball items to talk about. I’ve been enjoying it, and hopefully you’ve been enjoying it as well, and I’m thinking about continuing it for a second week. I don’t want to test anyone’s patience (says the guy who did this for a week), but if you folks out there don’t object too strenuously, I may pick up again on Sunday or Monday.

I have had a complaint or two about “shilling for Amazon” with these posts, which, I assure you, wasn’t the point. As part of my discussion for these items, I was curious about what prices other folks were trying to get for them currently, and Amazon just happened to be the first thing that came to mind. And yes, by slapping Amazon ads on these posts I have the potential of collecting upwards of multiple cents per sale, and surely you don’t begrudge your old pal Mike pulling in some coin of the realm for the many seconds of entertainment I’ve provided over the years. At the same time, if any of you are interested enough in what I’m talking about, those Amazon links give you an easy opportunity to get a copy for yourself. At least a couple of people have snapped up those Superman Spectaculars, so hopefully they’ll enjoy them.

Basically, I’m just posting those banner links because I can. I’m really not trying to do a hardsell on you…if you don’t want to buy them, then don’t click. Or if you want them but are offended by my blatant capitalism, buy ’em through pal Dorian‘s Amazon search box.

You know, if Jay Leno had just plain got off the air after “retiring” from the Tonight Show, instead of undercutting Conan O’Brien’s run by starting what essentially was the same show earlier in the evening, maybe Conan wouldn’t be getting screwed right now. Plus, this means that Andy Richter is losing yet another show, the poor bastard.

Yeah, that has nothing to do with comic books, but man, if I were Conan, I’d be absolutely livid. And I’m sure he is.

“Boo hoo, rich people having problems.” Still, c’mon, as dick moves go, this is pretty epic.

In much more serious news, please visit the American Red Cross site to make a donation to Haiti earthquake victims. Even easier: donate $10, charged to your cell phone bill, to the fund by texting “HAITI” to “90999.”

The Complete Frank Miller Batman (Longmeadow Press, 1989).

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This hardcover book (with a leatherish-style cover) was assembled by Longmeadow Press, a publishing imprint for a U.S. bookstore chain that, among other projects, created “bargain books” for sale in those stores. To quote a former Longmeadow employee from this interesting discussion I found, the goal was to make “high-end bargain books (i.e., they looked classy, not schlocky).” And this Complete Frank Miller Batman book ain’t bad-looking. It has a leatherish-bound hardcover with silver lettering on the spine (along with a dark blue Batsymbol), the metallic blue and silver image on the front cover (as seen above), a bound-in blue fabric bookmark, and clean white pages with a shiny silver trim at the edges. It should look garish, but it all seems to work together nicely, somehow. Or maybe I’m just used to it.

This book includes the entirety of The Dark Knight Returns and Batman: Year One, as well as the 1980 story “Wanted: Santa Claus – Dead or Alive” written by Denny O’Neil. Reproduction is strong, the coloring is good and faithful to the original (aside from the Santa Claus story, where the coloring is a bit slapdash, and too dark). Text pieces/forewords by Alan Moore, Richard Bruning and Miller himself are included. Of course, it’s no longer the “Complete” Frank Miller Batman, as we’ve had The Dark Knight Strikes Again and All Star Batman since then, but if anyone says this makes it the “Complete Good Frank Miller Batman,” I a’gonna punch you in the nose.

I remember the bookstore I bought this from had piles of these stacked by the entrance, and I always figured these were common as dirt. However, I hardly ever see these turn up in collections at the shop. My own copy has been a faithful companion, becoming my own definitive edition of these particular stories, which allowed me to sell off the originals. I even used it in college, during that one class where the Modern Narrative professor was cool enough to assign Dark Knight along with Don DeLillo’s White Noise. And given I was dragging it to class, the Batman book looks like it’s still brand new. That’s either a testament to the book’s durability or to my comic-fan obsessive-compulsive need to maintain that Near Mint condition.

Anyway, here’s another Amazon thing. There are plenty to be had of Complete Frank Miller Batman, apparently, starting at about eighteen bucks, and going all the way up to a dizzying $192:

(EDIT: SORRY, AMAZON LINK DEAD)

Yeah, I threw in a banner for White Noise, too. That was a pretty good book, as I recall.

ADDENDUM to the Superman Spectacular 1982 book I discussed a couple of days ago: the cowriter of the funnybook in question, Paul Kupperberg, popped up in the comments for that post (EDIT: link dead, sadly!) to briefly discuss his involvement in producing Superman stories for the overseas market. Bonus: Vinnie Colletta inking story! Thanks for stopping by, Mr. Kupperberg!

Das Kampf (Bagginer Productions/Vaughn Bodé Productions, 1977).

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Das Kampf is a digest-sized collection of cartoonist Vaughn Bodé’s musings and commentary upon war, in the format of a caption beginning “WAR is…” accompanying a single panel illustration. Here are a couple of samples:


According to the printing information on the back cover, the original edition from 1963 had a print run of about 100 copies, run off a mimeograph machine. This site has an image or two of the original version. (Also, the original 1963 publication would seem to contradict the assertion I’ve seen here and there that Das Kampf‘s “War Is” gag format was a parody of the Love Is… comic strip, which began in 1970.) The version I own, “the 1st comic publication” as it is described on the back cover, had a print run of 3,000. It was published in 1977, two years after Bodé’s death.

I acquired my copy as part of a largish underground comix collection bought by the store a number of years ago. Being something of a Bodé fan, and always on the lookout for odd-sized mini-comics/digests for reasons I can’t entirely explain, I decided to keep this particular item for myself. I’ve not seen another copy of this come through the shop, though a quick Googling seems to turn one up one or two for sale. Amazon has none available, but I’ll put on those product link thingies here anyway, just in case someone there decides to part with a copy of it someday:

Superman Spectacular 1982 (DC Comics, copyrighted 1981).

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This is kind of an oddball item that I bought off the rack from one of the eighteen 7-11s that existed in my immediate area in the early ’80s. It’s larger than standard comic book size, measuring about 8 by 11 1/2 inches, with no ads…basically a “graphic novel” at the very beginning of the 1980s wave of graphic novels from the Big Two.

Written by Bob Rozakis and Paul Kupperberg, illustrated by Adrian Gonzales and Vince Colletta, the story features a battle between Superman and his two arch-nemeses Lex Luthor and…er, Terra-Man. Terra-Man, for the uninitiated, is a space cowboy who rides a winged horse. Through space. Who fights Superman.


Yes, this was as goofy, and as incredibly awesome, as it sounds. Anyway, during the course of the story, exposure to Red Kryptonite splits Superman into Superman-Red and Superman-Blue (in a reprise of the famous Silver Age imaginary story), and Terra-Man and Lex Luthor end up fighting Superman with magic energy channeled from another dimension, and…yeah, like that. The Grand Comic Book Database entry has a more complete synopsis. Despite of, or more likely because of, all the inherent goofiness in this here funnybook, it still remains a fondly nostalgic favorite of mine. Even just poking though it now for this post reminded me of just how much I enjoyed this book. I’m very pleased that 13-year-old Mike decided to pick this up.

This story was in fact originally prepared for the overseas market, and published there first before being reissued in a domestic version. Other Superman stories published about this time had their origins in DC’s foreign publishing program, including these two Gil Kane tours de force. Why this particular story was reprinted as an album rather than as a standard (albeit extra-long) comic I’m not sure, aside from testing the format in the marketplace.

Since dishing out my $1.95 for this item way back when, I’ve never seen another one, even in all the years and all the collections I’ve poked through at the shop. Even at the time, when it was brand new, I only saw it at the one convenience store I found it in, and not at any of the others I would check in my semi-regular comic-purchasing bicycle tour of Ventura County. Maybe there’s a store in, I don’t know, Idaho that has a two-foot stack of these and desperately wishing to unload ’em, but they’re sure scarce around here.

Amazon has a few for sale in the $15 to $20 range, which doesn’t seem too unreasonable to me, given its apparent scarcity:


Should also note: beautiful cover on this book, by the way. Certainly very eye-grabbing.

Agony (Raw/Pantheon, 1987)

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This little paperback book (with dustjacket) by Mark Beyer only measures about 5 by 5 inches, but packs in plenty of black humor and peculiar art. The premise is that a couple, Amy and Jordan, start their day by getting fired from their jobs, and things only get progressively worse from there. There are beheadings, prison stays, giant swelling heads, hospital horrors, and more, made even more terrifying by the off-kilter, almost childlike, illustrations of the characters and their miserable situations.

“I saved her, but her leg has dissolved!”

“I don’t know what’s wrong with me. My head’s starting to swell up.”

“Amy, the doctor says I’m basically alright, but he says you’re going to need some internal organ transplants.”

a typical circumstance


Amy and Jordan face their endless string of misfortunes with a mix of optimism, depression, and occasional outright terror, all for our amusement. And it is amusing, as things pile on and the two find themselves inextricably trapped by the workings of fate.

It’s a neat little book that grabbed my eye when I spotted it on a convention table over twenty years ago, and even now, as I was flipping through it to write this post, I ended up just reading the whole thing again. And I was reminded of my cousin, who was only about 11 or 12 at the time I bought the book, picking it up and reading it straight through during one of her family’s visits. “Poor Amy and Jordan!” I remember her saying once or thrice during her perusal.

The book’s out of print, but I put up an Amazon link where you can find some slightly pricey used copies at (right now) $18 a pop. There’s also (at the time I write this) a new copy for $180, which seems a tad much, but hey, if he can get it, more power to him.

"Inexplicably Friends."

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This is a commission piece I purchased from a Mr. Benjamin Birdie, co-creator of America’s favorite comic strip about a comic shop, The Rack. I asked for a drawing with Swamp Thing and Herbie, and this is the awesome pic he sent me.

If you would like a Benjamin Birdie commission of your very own, why not contact him via his website? Reasonable rates, quality product.

Here is a similar image I posted about a year ago, with Swamp Thing palling around with another fellow, as drawn by Employee Aaron.

Here are some things other people are doing.

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  • Pal Dorian’s Paperback Book Club feature is approaching its 100th installment, and instead of showing off yet another book from his own shelf, he wants you to send in your own favorite paperbacks! A scan and maybe a brief bit of writing regarding said book, and you’re in. Here are the details. I know which book I’m sending in!
  • Found via Kevin Church, a photoblog featuring very nicely-done photos of Star Wars action figures. This Hammerhead image is particularly striking.
  • Chris Sims celebrates five years of blogging! Five years of people telling him he forgot something in each of his posts! Five years of kicks to the face! Five years of thrown car batteries! Congratulations, Chris!
  • Pal Nat Gertler has moved his TV blog to a new address: natstv.wordpress.com. Update your links and bookmarks accordingly, like I will do when I finally get around to polishing up the sidebar there.
  • In the comments section for this post, there is some discussion as to the source of Mina Harker’s (and Allen Quartermain’s) apparent longevity. It is explained, between the lines (but just barely between them…Moore pretty much sledgehammers you with how subtle he’s being about this particular plot twist) at the end of the text piece in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Series 2 #4.

    That’ll keep you readin’ the text pages! Also, at some point during the travelogue presented by this particular series of text pieces, mention is made of one of my favorite childhood books, The Shy Stegosaurus of Cripple Creek. See, you could have missed that!

  • Striking new black and white Swamp Thing sketch for you to enjoy, right here.
  • And speaking of Swamp Thing drawings, here’s Rick Veitch’s completed Swampy tryptych. (“Swamptych?”)

Progressive Ruin presents…the End of Civilization.

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It’s a brand new year, and a brand new bunch of items in the latest Previews catalog! Bust out your January 2010 edition, and follow me into…the future…as I take a look at the swell items coming soon to your local comic book store:

p. 26 – Free Comic Book Day 2010 Eco-Friendly Shopping Bags:


Perfect for hauling around your dead-tree funnybooks!

p. 64 – Capsule Assortments Marvel Figurines:


I’m okay with most of these, I suppose, but there’s something hideously wrong with the Thor one in the upper left. I don’t even know what’s going on there. Say, Thor, the giant helmet isn’t helping to hide your macrocephalic head, there.

p. 179 – Marvel Select Cyclops Action Figure:


“Now Mr. Summers, just apply these strawberry compresses for a half-hour every evening before bed, and those unsightly dark circles should begin to fade.”

p. 192 – Twi-Lit #1:

“When the vampires on campus would rather bake in their weed than drink blood, life is pretty mellow. Well, except for the occasional scraps with the werewolves, but as long as they vacuum up afterward, the vamps are cool with it. What’s worse is the furry fan down the hall who’s convinced he’s a werewolf, but isn’t. If the vampires didn’t need him to handle the UV lights for growing their stash (vaporized limbs are a real downer), they’d drain his blood like that…if they weren’t out getting more snack cakes for the munchies.”

Sounds like it hews more closely to traditional vampire legends than the actual Twilight novels.

Also, please note the lit cigarette “L” in the logo. Fantastic.

p. 196 – The Archie Wedding: Will You Marry Me? TPB:


It sorta looks like he’s looking out at the readers and asking them to marry him. “I’m totally done with Veronica and what’s-her-name, the blond one…I’m a’fixin’ to marry you!”

p. 316 – Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter HC:


I think my favorite part is when Spike and Angel are competing for Abe’s love.

p. 316 – The World of Warcraft Guide to Winning at Life SC:


“Step 1: Turn off the World of Warcraft game, go outside.”

p. 326 – Marvel 70th Anniversary Trading Cards:


This is probably just me, but when I come across the art cards drawn by Joe Pekar (as I have just recently processing some of them for the eBay) a small part of my mind keeps telling me they’re by Harvey Pekar, and just the very idea of Harvey Pekar sitting at his dinner table drawing sketch after sketch of Marvel characters amused me.

It doesn’t take much to amuse me, sometimes, I know.

p. 330 – Dark Knight at Heart t-shirt:


“Ma’am…I’m sorry, but I’m afraid the Batman bat emblem is sticking directly into his aorta. We must operate immediately.”

“Doctor, didn’t you do this exact same joke last time?”

“Ma’am, please…leave this to the experts.”

p. 331 – Undead Jay & Silent Bob t-shirt:


I see the Pop Culture Mixmaster has struck again, randomly slapping together two slightly past their sale date fads into one brand new exciting product!

p. 333- Star Wars Greedo Blueberry t-shirt:


On the other hand, speaking of “past the sale date,” this Greedo shirt has a charming simplicity to it. I can’t remember ever seeing just a plain ol’ Greedo shirt before. At long last, the Greedo fan base is being catered to.

p. 342 – The Smurfs Quick-Stepping Smurf Figure:

“Get down and funky with the grooviest Smurf ever – Quick-Steppin’ Smurf! He’s down with the lingo, he’s got all the moves, and he’ll smurf up the dance floor like no other Smurf!”

Okay, first…whose grandpa wrote that solicitation copy? And second, I’m assuming there’s a sound chip involved somewhere, which has me hoping there’s an option to have the Smurf sing the “la la lalala la la lala” bit from the cartoons. A whole room of these singing that Smurf refrain could quite possibly be the creepiest thing ever.

p. 346 – Obama 8-inch Plush:


I don’t know, man…just sayin’.

p. 346 – Sleepy Joe the Egg:


That’s almost like the barest minimum you’d require to make a brand new copyrightable character. I actually kind of admire that. “And here’s our other new character, ‘Finger Line Drawn in Sand!'”

p. 348 – Barbie Bond Girl Dolls:


Finally, my overly-airbushed fashion magazine cover model dolls have arrived!

p. 349 – Twilight New Moon Jacob Doll:


I’m assuming that they’re not even bothering to include a shirt with this doll.

p. 362 – Star Wars Jango Fett Scaled Helmet Replica:


Severed Jango Fett head not included.

p. 364 – World of Warcraft Wearable Tabards:


So close to World of Warcraft Snuggies. So close.

(Chainmail not included, by the way.)

p. 372 – Mickey Mouse & Minnie Mouse Be@rbrick Set:


Frankly, there’s not enough Night of the Living Mickey merchandise out there.

p. 372 – Wolverine & The X-Men Wolverine 1/2-Scale Bust:


NOTE: Not a sex toy.

p. 380 – KISS Commemorative Knives:


Some of you may remember this story I told way back when about my inadvertent offending of a KISS fan. Here’s how the story may have played out had KISS knives been available at the time:

…A customer brings up the newest issue of the “KISS” comic book and started talking to me about how great it is that there’s all this new KISS stuff coming out. I replied, absolutely without any malice, that it was very interesting that a band that was once big and popular could fade away for several years then come back so strongly.

The customer then got very angry with me, shook his finger at me and proclaimed “KISS NEVER FADED AWAY! THEY WERE ALWAYS POPULAR!” (STAB STAB STAB)

p. 381 – Personality Pose Pooh Figurine:


I could have gone my whole life without seeing Winnie-the-Pooh in paisley underpants.

THESE UNDERPANTS

ARE FILLED WITH POOH

I mean, those are underpants, right? Otherwise Winnie-the-Pooh is smearing his nether regions with honey and oh God my childhood is ruined.

Also, they might have been more careful about hyphenating the word “figurines.”

p. 385 – Giant Inflatable D20:


NOTE: Not a sex t…well, then again….

p. 391 – Cthulhu Dice:


I’m pretty sure this is exactly what H.P. Lovecraft hoped would result from his writings.

Marvel Previews p. 62 – Breaking into Comics the Marvel Way #1 & #2:


(Video not safe for work. Or maturity.)

Marvel Previews p. 108 – Avengers The Contest Premiere HC:


Oh, c’mon. I know there’s other stuff in it, but if you’re going to put out a hardcover edition of the Marvel Super-Hero Contest of Champions mini-series, an epic classic of incredibly dopey superhero comics, at least respect it enough to put the full name on the cover. I mean, honestly.

"iM TRiPPiN RiTE N0W! WH0O0O!"

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  • The Variants, the web-only short comedy film series set at a comic shop, has a new installment up, and I suggest you give it a peek. …It’s funny, because it’s true.
  • Some cable channel or ‘nother apparently decided that it had too many viewers, and thus is running the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen film multiple times this week. And having caught it once or twice during those showings, I sort of realized something: I don’t completely hate this film.

    Don’t get me wrong — it is a bad movie. But it’s kind of fun, if you take it on its own entirely brainless, illogical, anachronistic terms. And if you can manage to forget, for a little while, that it was based on a comic that, at its worst, was still a million times better than any of this film’s high points. Still, though, the Jekyll/Hyde business was nicely done, Dorian Gray made an interesting addition, and Captain Nemo looked good and imposing, if very shiny and blue.

    And yes, there are tons of problems with this movie and with dumbing-down of character concepts (Mina is a vampire woman? Oy.) and the fact the film both made Sean Connery retire and Alan Moore decide (I’m pretty sure) to no longer have a damned thing to do with any movies based on his work.

    But hell, I wasn’t doing anything else, I’ll watch it for free.

  • Employee Aaron has pointed me in the direction of Swamp Thing shoes, custom-painted in tribute to our favorite muck-encrusted mockery of a man. I think they’re pretty neat looking, and if you don’t believe me, try this reader testimonial from that site’s comment section:

    “MAN diZS iSHH iZS 2 H0T f0R TV! iM TRiPPiN RiTE N0W! WH0O0O!”

    Well said!

  • So I was e-mailing some pals and for some reason Star Wars came up, as it tends to do every few weeks or so, and I happened to mention “hey, remember that aborted book series that would have tied Star Wars to Earth?” My pals said “er, no” so I showed them this Wookieepedia entry. I’m pretty sure I’ve discussed this before here on the site, where the idea was space colonists escape from Earth in the 25th century, get caught in a space/time riptide or some damned thing and end up a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

    Anyway, further Wookieepedia investigation revealed another attempt at connecting the Star Wars Universe to Earth, in this entry about the Star Wars galaxy, under “Behind the Scenes.” I’ll let you read it, but basically it involves E.T. The Extraterrestrial and just how far, far away said galaxy may actually be from our own.

    Eventually, I ended up on the R2-D2 page, where there’s a mention of, well, not explicitly an Earth connection, but definitely a beloved bit of our world culture:

    “…There is a humorous scene in the Star Wars: Droids episode ‘Tail of the Roon Comets’ in which R2-D2 turns on a jukebox and begins to breakdance. This was likely intended by the writers as humor. However, some fans question the possibility of the moves R2-D2 performs in the episode. Nevertheless, the breakdance scene is assumed canonical until an official source confirms it is non-canon.”

    There’s an accompanying illustration of Artoo busting his droid moves here, but you haven’t seen anything ’til you’ve seen the video. He moonwalks. MOONWALKING ASTROMECH IS GO.

    (Thanks to Adam Knave for telling me of the video’s existence. …That’s who to blame, folks!)