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…because he’s been busy with things and, you know, stuff. As such, I’m calling a “time out” for today, and will instead suggest you go read Max Huffman’s Mocktopus Comics, because they’re fantastic. This one is still my favorite. Plus, the kid’s only, like, sixteen years old. When I was sixteen, I was still trying to work out “left” and “your other left.”
Anyway, go read his comic, and also feel free to berate me for my laziness in the comments section here.
AND THEN…

WITHOUT WARNING…

TO SUM UP…

So there I was, in the midst of Free Comic Book Day at the shop, processing more comics for distribution to the teeming masses and feeling the rest of my hair go gray, when up comes Matt Digges, the artist fella from the world’s greatest webcomic about an awesome hospital, Awesome Hospital. In his hands was an envelope which he hands to me, saying “this is in appreciation for all the hard work you put into Free Comic Book Day.” I said “uh, thanks!” perhaps a bit hesitantly because 1) what was in the envelope? Whaaat? 2) I actually didn’t recognize Mr. Digges, as it’d been a while since the last time I’d seen him, and when it comes to faces, I have the memory of a goldfish that’s been smacked in the head with a crowbar a few times.
Anyway, here is what was in the envelope…a piece of original Matt Digges art, which looks a little something…like this:

A big thanks to Matt for this great piece of art! To think that before I came along, hardly anyone had thought about any kind of conjunction between Swamp Thing and the Nancyverse. And now, here we are.
What a world.
As for the rest of our Free Comic Book Day…in past FCBDs, when we opened our doors in the morning, sometimes it would take about an hour or so for the crowds to really start pouring in, which would make me nervous for a few minutes: “oh, man, nobody’s coming in, we’re doomed.” But yesterday, as soon as kicked the door open, the store was almost immediately filled with people. And it pretty much stayed that way ’til the late afternoon, with the exception of one ten or fifteen minute lull where the store was strangely empty.
Ultimately, we gave away a ton of comics, sold a bunch of product, and once again made back our costs and then some. And, most importantly, made a bunch of folks very happy!
I had this conversation more than once:
(Customer with bags of free comics in hand) “So, wait, these are free?”
(Me) “Yup. All free.”
(Customer) “Wait…all them? All these here, that I’m carrying.”
(Me, looking to make sure there aren’t any non-FCBD books): “Yes, those are all free.”
(Customer) “Whoa. Far out, man.”
Very special thanks to Employee Aaron’s girlfriend Kempo, who was a trooper, hanging out all day and running Free Comic Central, the tables from which customers picked up their free books. And to Andres, who stuck around for a couple of hours and helped me process some of the FCBD books into age-appropriate bags for distribution. And to Official Store Cook Dana, who brought us cookies, and to Jorean, for filling in for Kempo briefly so the poor girl could get a break. And to Sam, who performed the occasional miscellaneous store duty so we didn’t have to.
A big thank you goes to customers Rob and Dave, along with known child associates Spenser and Morgan, who made the trip from the far-off and nigh-mythical land of Bakersfield just to enjoy FCBD at our shop. That’s quite the trip, and I certainly appreciate their business. (Yes, “business.” They bought stuff!)
So that was our Free Comic Book Day…nothing unusual (well, aside from that pic above), just busy busy busy.
How was your FCBD experience?


As for the actual comics themselves: Pal Dorian has once again presented his comprehensive review of this year’s offerings, which you can read at the Bureau Chiefs site.
Personally, my favorite free book this year is probably Weathercraft by Jim Woodring, but then I’m already a huge fan of Woodring’s work, so this is sort of preaching to the choir, here. It may be a little too much on the weird side for your average “I’m here for your free comics, give them to me” FCBD attendee, but I’d much rather give someone something weird than something boring.
Other good’uns: the Incorruptible/Irredeemable flipbook from Boom! Studios is a solid introduction to Mark Waid’s superhero universe; Yow! from Drawn & Quarterly is a great sampler for John Stanley’s classic kid comics, like Nancy and Tubby; The Tick #1 – a reprint of the very first, very funny issue of the spoof superhero series by creator Ben Edlund; Bongo Free-for-All presents more funny Simpsons comics, and you can’t really go wrong with these; and Fraggle Rock/Mouse Guard…the Fraggle Rock comic is nicely done, very children’s storybook-y.
Other titles:
War of the Supermen #0 didn’t come with that cover people were getting the vapors over, but the actual comic in question felt…a bit disappointing, to be frank. A little too dark and strangely violent for a Superman comic that we’re supposed to be giving to potential new readers.
Library of American Comics – Can’t help but think they should have gone the same route that Fantagraphics did with their Unseen Peanuts freebie a while back, and put out a Unseen Bloom County comic. Well, maybe not an entire comic of just previously unreprinted Bloom County strips, but a sampler focused mostly on BC with a few sampler pages from their other books might have been more of an attention grabber. (There may be contractual things preventing this I don’t know about, but still…it would have been neat to have an actual Bloom County comic book, don’t you think?)
Overstreet Guide to Collecting Comics – I will concur with my colleague Pal Dorian on this item. Free Comic Book Day is about comics as a storytelling medium, not as a collectible investment.
Iron Man/Nova and Iron Man/Thor – I wonder if there’s an Iron Man movie coming out soon? Anyway, they’re both okay, but it would have been nice to have, say, a Captain America comic to remind people that there still is such a thing, after the very publicized “death” a few years back.
Sonic the Hedgehog – I know these are popular with kids, but I swear to God, showing me a Sonic comic is like trying to get the dog to look at something on a TV screen. It’s just…my mind can’t even wrap around it, you know? This must be what it’s like to be a Newsarama commenter trying to read a Grant Morrison comic.
Anyway, that’s just me. Your mileage may vary, so go to your local comic shop and pick up a few. If you’re lucky enough to be near a store that’ll happily give you all of the FCBD books, get ’em all! What the hell, they’re free. And if you don’t like some of them…pass them on!
Yup. It’s another one of these things, because YOU demanded it! Not even an earthquake which occurred while I was putting this together could prevent this from happening! Ha! Take that, nature!
p. 132 – Blackest Night Series 7 Action Figures:

p. 228 – Life with Archie The Married Life #1:

p. 234 – Aspen Splash 2010 Swimsuit Spectacular #1:

p. 394 – Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Communicator Role-Play Replica:

“Features 3 play modes: Voice Clip Mode, Screaming Kirk Mode, and Hail / Call-Back function.”
“Screaming Kirk Mode.”
“SCREAMING KIRK MODE.”
“SCREAMING KIRK MODE.”
khan
p. 405 – Kick-Ass 6-Inch Action Figures:

That’s some good timing.
p. 406 – Mr. Potato Head Elvis Presley:

p. 415 – Clash of the Titans Baton from Gods Prop Replica:

p. 417 – Return to Wonderland Calie Bronze Statue:

(My mind always boggles at super high-end comics merchandise like this. I mean, they’re only making 30 of these, which seems…well, reasonable, for the lack of a better word, and surely someone must being buying these, right?)
p. 423 – Jonah Hex Tomahawk Axe Prop Replica and Turnbull’s Cane Prop Replica:

p. 426 – Star Wars The Force Unleashed Darth Vader Mini-Bust:

p. 429 – Darth Maul Lightsaber Chopsticks:

“…A special bonus connector piece lets you turn the Darth Maul chopsticks into a fun double-bladed lightsaber.”
“WARNING: Trying to eat meal with chopsticks in this configuration will only annoy your friends and piss off the waiter. ALSO NOTE: ‘Fun’ may vary from customer to customer. Length of fun not guaranteed.”
p. 433 – Doctor Who the 11th Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver:

Nora: “Really? What does it do?”
Me: “Well, it…lights up, and these claws at the end open up, here….”
Nora: “And they want…thirty-two dollars for that?”
Me: “And now you know why I started ‘The End of Civilization.'”
p. 436 – Kick-Ass Talking “In Your Pocket” Keychain:

p. 443 – Star Trek Cufflinks:

p. 448 – Tinker Bell Treasure Chest Box:

Marvel Previews p. 73 – X-Women #1:

SLIGHTLY MORE GENERAL USE JOKE: “At last, bringing all those amateur-made sexy X-Men drawings for sale on eBay into continuity!”
So Ken Lowery and Mark Hale, creators of Fake AP Stylebook, will be appearing at ROFLCon II in Cambridge, MA this weekend, on Saturday afternoon from 3:30 to 5 PM. Other members of The Bureau Chiefs will be in attendance…sadly, not me, as Massachusetts won’t have me back after, you know, that one thing.
But I am making my presence felt there, anyway, as I, along with a few other Chiefs, “guest-edited” several columns for the Weekly Dig, a local indie paper. And by “guest-edited,” I mean “inspired the several pages of readers’ hate mail and editors’ apologies in the next issue.”
So, please, enjoy! And if you’re in the area, go say “hi” to Mark and Ken for me.

So we picked all these up from a local yard sale…a bunch of JFK memorial photo mags published in 1964 which are all surprisingly in reasonably good shape:



“A wry sense of humor is suggested by the position of Venus in Capricorn near the mid-heaven, favored by a conjunction with Jupiter.”
