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§ November 16th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off on A couple reviews, and how to enhance your hole.
Due out in the funnybook stores today: Local #1 (Oni Press) by Brian Wood and Ryan Kelly, which I reviewed a couple months ago – if you liked Wood’s Demo series, give this one a try; and Hero Squared #3 (Boom! Studios) by Keith Giffen, J.M. DeMatteis, and Joe Abraham, wrapping up ths current mini-series (and leading into a regular Hero Squared series next year). I’ve reviewed previous issues here, here, and here, and this new issue continues the fun, kicking off with a humorous exchange between the non-super version of Milo and Sloat, the lackey of Lord Caliginous. Hero Squared is a fine comic, and here’s looking forward to the ongoing series.
Earlier this week I mentioned the fact that if you were to put a copy of the sixteenth issue of the original Elfquest magazine in the front of a magazine box, the eyes of the elf on the cover would peer through the handle hole, piercing into the very darkest depths of your guilt-ridden soul. A couple folks recalled an old comic strip referencing this very fact…the very same comic strip where I learned about it, I’m fairly certain. I couldn’t remember where the strip appeared, but thankfully one of those commentors, Chris, was good enough to send me a scan of the strip in question. The strip, drawn by Ward Batty and appearing in Comics Collector #6 (1985), was about decorating the ends of your comic boxes with faces of comic book characters, and the final tier of panels describes how to best enhance those illustrations:
Seems to me a wallful of those comic box faces staring back at me would creep me the heck out. Yikes!
§ November 15th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off on I’ve got quite enough of these comics, thank you.
If there was one thing I wasn’t expecting from this morning’s post, it was Lex Luthor penis jokes.
Anyway, I was doing some inventory work at the shop today, and it struck me that there were certain comics we really don’t need to order ever again:
1. Benefit comics – Okay, sorry, I know they’re for good causes, but with the possible exception of Marvel and DC‘s respective Africa benefit comics, as well as Marvel’s initial foray into their 9/11 exploit-athon, they just plain don’t sell.
2. Comics celebrating the anniversaries of other comic book stores – If I’d had the time and money, I may have done such a comic for our store’s 25th anniversary, but I would have just sold it locally. Why would any customers of any other comic shop care about our anniversary?
3. Comics featuring the fictionalized adventures of real people – The era for this type of comic was decades ago…nobody cares now.
4. Youngblood.
5. “Sketchbook issues” for series that haven’t officially started yet.
6. Mini-series for characters that already have several monthly titles on the stands – Sweet jumpin’ Judas on a pogo stick, aren’t eighteen Spider-Man comics enough to tell the stores that apparently need to be told?
7. Any autobiographical comic that tells us more than we need to know about the subject’s masturbation habits – Not quite the problem it was several years back, during the great Joe Matt/Chester Brown era, but, really, enough is enough.
8. Any comic that has any combination of two or more of the following words in its title: “Elementals,” “Sexy,” “Lingerie,” “Special.”
9. “Comics” that are basically illustrated short stories…text with the occasional image. Neil Gaiman just barely got away with it with his Sandman: Dream Hunters…you, sir, are no Neil Gaiman.
10. Nude variant covers- c’mon, that’s just embarrassing.
And I haven’t quite reached the end of my patience with Sandman spin-offs that aren’t by Gaiman, since DC wisely cut back their production once the diminishing returns threatened to set in.
But, honestly, no more Youngblood. That needs to stop.
§ November 15th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off on Shelves, solicits.
Last week, a new tenant moved into the empty storefront next door to us, and he asked us if we wanted any of the fixtures abandoned by the store that was previously there. Among said fixtures were several units of metal shelving, sized just perfectly for holding short comic book boxes. Our store didn’t need them, since we have shelving out the wazoo, but I certainly could use them…and thus, I now have a few hundred dollars’ worth of shelving, and it cost me absolutely nothing. Therefore, the storage arrangement of the vast Mikester Comic Archives will be undergoing some renovation over the next week or two…this is what I’ll be doing instead of yard work.
Yes, it’s DC Solicitations time…you know, I never do this for the Marvel solicits. Just not as fun, I guess, and each entry would probably have the simple comment “(slaps forehead in dismay),” so it’s probably just as well.
The big news is, of course, the confrontation I’d been hoping for turning up in Infinite Crisis #5. Okay, I know this makes me a complete fanboy, but I can’t wait to see it. (As a side note…please, before you do your panel-by-panel over-the-top lambasting of each new issue of IC, refer to pal Dorian’s pointed parody of same. Learn from it.)
Eddie Campbell cowrites Legends of the Dark Knight #200…it’s another Joker story, but with Campbell involved, it’ll probably be a good’un.
The history of the Earth-2 Superman runs through this month’s Superman books…I’m thinking that, after the whole Infinite Crisis thing is over and done with, we’re never going to see the Earth-2 Supes ever again. So enjoy it while you can, kids.
This Superman: The Daily Planet trade, reprinting some Silver Age stories focusing around that great metropolitan newspaper, reminds me of this Best of DC digest on the same topic. And, it looks like six of the stories from that digest are going to be in this book. It’ll be nice to have them at full size, since my aged eyes can’t easily take in those digests anymore.
Infinite Crisis Secret Files 2006 – this is the kind of thing funnybook retailers hate to try to order…it’s a tie-in to a very successful series, and it looks like it’ll be good (Marv Wolfman returning to Crisis on Infinite Earths, after all), and it should sell big numbers. But, it is $5.99 a pop, which will impact sales…so should we order high, and hope it sells like IC does, or order conservatively, like we would on most $5.99 items, and hope reorders are available if it does sell well? It’s gonna put our thinkers to the task, pondering the ordering decision on this one.
Showcase Presents House of Mystery – 552 pages of classic horror comics, in black and white, by Wrightson, Toth, et al…man, sign me up for this.
What th–!? Paul Levitz and George Perez doing a new JSA story? With the Earth-2 Superman fighting the Gentleman Ghost on the cover? Suddenly, I’m 12 again. Fan-tastic.
Wildcat’s in JSA Classified, which should make you-know-who happy.
Well, the damn thing is sixty bucks, but this 13-inch deluxe Luthor figure is darn cool:
And it comes with a ray gun.
A ray gun! I can’t afford it myself, but one of you generous folk out there, feel free to buy it for me.
§ November 14th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off on Boxes, late shipping, "Chick," and footnotes.
Now this is an old fandom observation, that if you were to take a copy of the old magazine-sized Elfquest #16 and put in the front of a standard cardboard magazine box:
…you’d have a weepy-eyed elf peerin’ right back at you through the handhold opening.
I was reminded of this the other day because, as I was walking through our backroom storage area, Angel from the cover of Uncanny X-Men #399 was staring at me from one of the boxes:
Of course, Chaos Comics and the like can offer up a surprise or two, such as the cover from
Lady Death: The Crucible #2:
At our store, we’ve been in the habit of taping white cardboard backings into the inside-fronts of our boxes, mostly to protect the comics inside from accidentally catching on the lip of one of the inner pieces of the box, but partially to hide the images that may be seen through the box holes. It may not seem like a big deal, but considering the sort of things that may poke through that little cardboard window in our boxes of
adult back issues, it’s probably best to take a little precaution.
Any other comics you can think of that can function along these lines?
This week Green Lantern #5 and Supergirl #2 are due to be released from DC Comics. Now, it seemed like it’s been quite a while since we’ve seen issues of either of these, so I whipped out the cycle sheets to see when they were last on the shelves.
According to the records, GL #4 came in on August 31st, which means that #5 probably should have been in around the end of September. So, this issue is about 1 1/2 months late.
The previous issue of Supergirl, #2, was in on September 22nd, so #3 probably should have been out the third week of October. Instead, it’s coming out three weeks later.
I know stuff happens, production delays and what have you, but these are two particularly high profile relaunches for both these characters…it would seem that these kind of delays would hurt the momentum a little. Plus, if these titles are tying in closely to events in DC’s Infinite Crisis crossover event (I know Supergirl is, don’t remember about GL), they may have to rush production to make sure the right issues are out at the right time.
On a related note, I have a mail order comics subscriber who gets his stuff mailed to him about every two to three months. He primarily gets Marvel books, and I was sorting his stuff out to make sure that, by some incredibly extreme and rare chance*, I didn’t miss anything from his pull list, when I noticed something. In a 2 1/2 month period, some titles had released three or four issues, while Fantastic Four released only one. It may not be the flagship title it once was, but it’s still the first of Marvel’s modern superhero era. You’d think they’d want this to come out on a timely** basis. I don’t know why it’s running so behind (if it’s at the creative level, perhaps no one at Marvel wants to tell their big-name writer to get the lead out…see also Kevin Smith)…but thankfully*** there’s something like two dozen other FF titles to take up the slack.
And then there are those titles that no one expects to come out on time. Superman/Batman, anyone?
So, when Archie Andrews first appeared in comics, under the “Archie” logo, the very first caption to describe our favorite red-headed teenager tells us to call him “Chick:”
That’s a bit of characterization that couldn’t be dropped fast enough. It’s my guess that it didn’t last past that first story…I didn’t spot any other examples in my quick scans of
Archie in The Forties and
Archie His First 50 Years, though those are hardly complete. I like finding things like this in early comics…those bits that the creators had second thoughts about and discarded, or just plain forgot about. (Remember when Superman was able to mold his facial features to disguise himself? That’s something he hasn’t done lately.)
And isn’t saying that if we shouldn’t call him Archie if we “value life and limb” overstating it a bit? C’mon, Dilton could probably take Archie in a fight****.
* That “ahem”-ing you hear in the background is pal Dorian clearing his throat, for some reason.
** It’s funny, because Timely was the company that would (more or less) become Marvel. See, it’s like a play on words…oh, never mind.
*** That would be sarcasm.
**** Sorry, nothing here. I had a leftover footnote and had to put it somewhere.
§ November 13th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off on "…As intimidating and dynamic as a bowl of warm oatmeal."
A few webpages that have come in handy at the shop for finding things for customers:
The Heavy Metal Magazine Fan Page, with story and artist listings for each year, plus cover scans. I had a customer looking for “Big” Bill Stout’s and “Frankly” Frank Thorne’s contributions to the mag, and this site took me right to ’em.
Inducks.org – Great name for a great site, which has a searchable index for Disney comics, both for American releases and releases in countries where comics actually sell well. I don’t know how many times I’ve had a customer come in asking for a particular Donald Duck story, and I was able to find not only the original appearance of that story, but every reprint, with this site.
Taskmastersite.com – Yes, I had someone looking to complete his run of Taskmaster appearances. One print-out from this site later, I’ve given this customer a shopping list to use for weeks to come. I’ve talked about this site before, I’m pretty sure, but this just amuses me. A Taskmaster site. Fantastic.
Last time I did this was when Ain’t It Cool News covered an alleged X-Men 3 script…but here we are, with a supposed new promo image from Nicolas Cage’s Ghost Rider movie – let the AICN readers’ talkback parade begin:
“mmmmmm undead leather gay-bondage”
“I hope his ‘eyes’ aren’t lit up all the time…”
“Nic Cage is as intimidating and Dynamic as a bowl of warm oatmeal”
“PS: National Treasure sucked SO Hard it had it’s own Event Horizon…”
“A Taco Bell tie-in would be great. What a great promotion for anything spicey – HOT. Does KFC have HOTWINGS? After all, this guy is the poster boy for anything spicey – HOT.”
“When are we going to get some more pictures of Eva Mendes?”
“I think they need to get Richard Simmons to play Johnny Blaze!”
“Oh this is going to bomb in ways no one thought possible…”
“This looks so bad it reminds me of the Spawn movie.”
“looks good to me. kind of manga-inflected.”
“Warm oatmeal always gave me gas. Then, I found out, if cooked in apple cider, oatmeal can be quite tasty and digestible. Do you think Nicholas cage would be more tolerable if I knocked back a shot or two of cider before watching him mope on screen?”
“Listen, Ghost Rider can’t even make it as a comic book, so…”
§ November 12th, 2005 § Filed under star wars, the eBay Comments Off on The greatest image from an original art auction on the eBay ever.
I found this piece of art being auctioned on the eBay almost exactly three years ago…Bob Marley and Yoda, together as Jah intended. I don’t know who painted it (I can’t make out that signature), but God bless whoever is responsible for bringing such a thing of beauty into the world.
(Some of you may recognize the image from my wall o’previous icons. It has the privilege of being my only icon that is not comics-related.) (EDIT 5/31/12: Okay, that bit about my icons isn’t true anymore. What can I tell you.)
§ November 11th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off on I only read eBay for the articles, honest.
[NOTE: Some of the following links are Not Safe for Work, so don’t blame me if you get fired.]
[ALSO NOTE: The links in this post are certain to self-destruct in a few months, so if you’re looking at this in, say, May ’06…sorry, you should have read my site sooner!]
So I was poking through old auctions on the eBay, and, as I’m sure some of you eBay addicts out there have discovered, there is a pretty good market for amateur drawings of your favorite superheroines, usually in the altogether or in so little clothing you wonder why they bothered. Unsurprisingly, Power Girl is a popular subject, such as in this somewhat disturbing topless anime version.
Sometimes you’d only know that the illustration is of a particular superheroine because the listing says it is (like the “Bunnygirl Supergirl” — cute drawing, but what makes this gal Supergirl, really?).
It’s a little easier to tell who’s who in the very accurately titled “Supergirl/Wonder Woman Kissing” auction. Good Lord, what are you people getting up to? You know there are plenty of free dirty pictures of real live women on the internet, right?
I like this one: “Sexy Babs – Batgirl on Computer” – this one’s safe for work, if you want to peek.
This is a little more naughty, and a little more nerdy…it’s the Silver Age Batgirl and the original Bat-girl, for you folks who want some comics history with your nekkid girl pics.
There’s also the occasional commissioned piece from a real, live comic book artist, like this piece by Jim Mooney of Batgirl, Supergirl, Catwoman, and plenty of nuditivity. I don’t know…I would have been embarrassed to ask Jim Mooney for nekkid pictures of superheroines.
I fully endorse the Zatanna/Black Canary Fishnet Fight drawing. It’s as if the artist reached into my brain and pulled out this image.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit‘s Jessica Rabbit is a popular subject as well, which I’m sure thrills Disney to no end. Here’s a typical NSFW example.
I knew I was asking for trouble typing “Kitty Pryde” into the eBay search, but I had no idea. I warn you, this one will break your brain…and remember the NOT SAFE FOR WORK notice I gave you: “PHOENIX Jean Grey Rachel Kitty Pryde Spank XMEN Art.” I’m very, very sorry.
Well, if I’ve learned anything from this, it’s how to make some quick scratch on the eBay. I wonder how much I’d get selling my naked Swamp Thing drawings?
§ November 10th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off on Whining, new comics, the future, and eBay.
I hate it when we have a rainy new comics day, mostly because we’re scrambling to unload the funnybook-filled cardboard boxes out of the truck without getting them too wet. Yeah, I know, “boo hoo, try dealing with three feet of snow, you pansy.” What can I tell you, I’m in Southern California and thus not used to the inconvenience of this “weather” you speak of.
Anyway, we got ourselves some new comical-type books yesterday, and, well, insert your own clever transition here, because I sure can’t think of one at the moment:
Infinite Crisis #2 – I just want to comment on my surprise at seeing the extremely negative terms used within the story to describe recent events in the DC Universe. Like pal Dorian said when I pointed it out, “I wonder if they used any quotes from comic ‘blogs?”
America’s Best Comics A-Z: Greyshirt & Cobweb #1 – Okay, first, why is each installment of the ABC A-Z series considered to be a stand-alone one-shot? Why isn’t this issue ABC A-Z #2? (That’s rhetorical – I already know the answer.) Second, if at some point of your story you make reference to a character’s “ice blue eyes,” maybe you shouldn’t have an extreme close-up of that selfsame character’s brown eyes. Oops. Anyway, that Greyshirt story is by Rick Veitch, who is a very, very bad man, and I hope he never changes. Those poor apes….
House of M Decimation Day After One-Shot Hey Wolverine’s Probably in It Whatever It’s Called #1 – Is anyone genuinely interested in this storyline? It seems like most of my customers that are buying this series are sort of doing so grudgingly. “Oh, the X-Men are in it, I suppose I’d better get it. (Sigh).” And not one of them seems terribly convinced that the “permanent” results of this series are any such thing…nor should they be. (I liked pal Corey‘s comment: “These people don’t know how good they had it when Grant Morrison was writing X-Men.”)
Men of Mystery Blockbuster Special – Okay, that is a lot of pages for this item, and I realize that the costs involved in producing this small-press item are probably astronomical. But still…$24.95 for a staple-bound comic book? I know there are solid economic reasons for this, but still it stopped me a bit short. Holy cow.
Friday the 13th: Bloodbath #1 – Here is the list of variants for this item, copied ‘n’ pasted from this site:
Friday The 13th Bloodbath #1
Friday The 13th Bloodbath Foil Incentive Cvr #1
Friday The 13th Bloodbath Gore Cvr #1
Friday The 13th Bloodbath Leather Cvr #1
Friday The 13th Bloodbath Red Con Foil Cvr #1
Friday The 13th Bloodbath Terror Cvr #1
Friday The 13th Bloodbath Wraparound Cvr #1
Friday The 13th Sp Surprise Cvr #1
I’m sorry, I don’t remember what the “surprise” is…beyond the number of covers, that is, but I don’t know if that counts as a surprise, anymore.
Corpse Bride action figures – Now, normally, we wouldn’t have bothered to order these, but we had sufficient interest in this action figure series that we went ahead and ordered a case. In July. It finally showed up this week, several weeks after the movie’s opening. Hopefully the interested parties are still as such. Ah, well. Plus, I can’t shake the feeling the primary reason for this film’s existence is to sell more and different merchandise to the same crowd that had been eating up the Nightmare Before Christmas goodies.
I had a young man looking for #2 of a particular Marvel comic series. I thought he meant the actual issue #2, but eventually I figured out that he meant the second trade paperback. In fact, he was confused by the very idea of individual, monthly comic books being reprinted under one cover. Such is the way of the future, I suppose.
“THE SIMPSONS Homer as Deathstroke”
“Just imagine Bart as Robin, Lisa as Raven and Milhouse as Beast Boy taking on Homer as Slade Wilson.”
I’ve imagined it, and now I can’t get it out of my head.
EDIT: Since this auction will be deleted from the eBay’s servers eventually, I thought I’d steal the image and put it up here for posterity:
§ November 9th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off on
The Comic Reader #216 (February 1984) – art by Stan Goldberg
§ November 8th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off on Here’s a phrase I bet you weren’t expecting to read today.
Today, for work, I found it necessary to type the phrase “Margot Kidder’s Pants.”
“Margot Kidder’s Pants.”
“Margot Kidder’s Pants.”
You can see Margot Kidder’s Pants, or at least a small piece of them, right here, in this auction I put up today on the eBay.
In case you’re unfamiliar with these things, “Pieceworks” cards (or “Memorabilia cards,” or something similar) are trading cards that contain little bits of costumes or props from movies and TV shows that have been cut up and pieced out in trading card form. It may seem a bit odd, but we’ve had some of these cards in the past go for several hundred dollars in auction, so somebody out there likes ’em. And they can be kind of neat, having even a tiny portion of something from your favorite show.
However, I can’t shake the vision of someone desperately trying to get the entire press run of a particular costume card in an attempt to reconstruct the original item. (“I only need 47 more pieces, and Buffy’s Homecoming Dress is mine, mine!”)
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