The limited palette was an interesting artistic choice.


Was the overwhelming use of brown somehow a comment on the drab existence of Beetle Bailey’s army camp life? A representation of the filth in which he was wallowing while cleaning the trashcans, leaving only the clean green caps upon his and Sarge’s heads? Perhaps it should be noted that the “clean” trashcans appear to be a lighter shade of brown than the dirty one Beetle is currently scrubbing. And why is the only use of red on top of one of the scrubbing brushes? A subtle symbol of past acts of violence perpetrated upon Beetle by Sarge?

…Or maybe this poor kid just had three crayons.

image from Beetle Bailey #106 (July 1974)

“The many heads awe me not…”

These Joe Gill & Sam Glanzman 1960s Hercules comics are something else. I’m not overly familiar with this comic, aside from repeatedly seeing its covers at the shop, but it looks like the series is mostly played straight, with the very occasional bit of seemingly uncharacteristic dialogue:


Though, to be fair, I’d probably exclaim…well, okay, apparently calmly proclaim…”oh golly” under those circumstances, too.

The…shall we say, informal presentation of the sound effects are kind of charming:


I like how the sound effects just sort of fill up all their allotted space in that first panel, there.

Man, now that’s action:


“Zillcch” is a terrible representation of the sound that is made when a sword is plunged into a giant crab by a demigod. And I should know. Okay, how ‘about “THUNK–thwiSSSSSHHH” — hitting the shell, then piercing it and sliding in, you see.

Also, never forget the hydra. I realize a giant monster with multiple heads would be pretty easy to forget, but c’mon, focus here, people.

from Hercules #10 (1978) by Joe Gill & Sam Glanzman – reprinted from Hercules #10 (1968)

Man, that Susan’s a buzzkill.

And now, some excerpts from the Brady Romance Game:

from Teen Life Vol. 14 #4 (January 1974)

And now…a few words with Satan.

A blank, for your infernal convenience:

original image from Adventures into Darkness #14 (April 1954)

EDIT: Here’s a list of folks putting words into Ol’ Scratch’s mouth…if I missed you, let me know:

Armagideon Time

Blog THIS, Pal!

Bully

Chaosmonkey’s Abysmal Pit

Chris “Lefty” Brown 2

The Comic Rack

Cullen M. M. Waters

Eddie-torial Comments

Golfwidow’s Ministry of Silly Walks

Jeff’s Gameblog

Jimmy Olsen’s Blues

Letters to Myself

Mr. Dan Kelly (and the Mr. Dan Kelly Dancers)

namtab

Need Coffee

Noetic Concordance 2

On My Mind

Roger Green

Ryan

Sleestak


So Employee Aaron came up with Crypt of Daylight, and I countered with Pantry of Terror, and then, suddenly, I’m trying to come up with a list of less-than-compelling horror comic titles. Here are a few:

Vault of Home Mortgages

Chamber of Stories (ahem) ‘Borrowed’ from EC Comics

Adventures into the Quite Well-Known, Actually

The Three Bedroom, Two and a Half Bath, Spacious Backyard, Close to a School and a Shopping Center, Newly Constructed Home of Horror

Richie Rich Vaults of Mystery — oh, wait, that one’s real

Weird Tales of Your Mom

All The Stories End with Ironic Twist Endings Monthly


A few quickie linkies:

Panel-palooza!

Barry (The Flash) Allen speaks inappropriately to a young comics fan:

…the Thing faces off against a space goalie (named, yes, “GAARD”):

…Peter David sneaks a dirty joke into a Popeye comic, that naughty man:

…and, once again, another moment with Cap and the Falcon:

Sources:
1. Flash #268 (December 1978) by Cary Bates, Irv Novick & Frank McLaughlin
2. Fantastic Four #163 (October 1975) by Roy Thomas, Rich Buckler & Joe Sinnott
3. The Wedding of Popeye and Olive #1 (1999) by Peter David, Dave Garcia & Sam de la Rosa
4. Captain America #133 (January 1971) by Stan Lee, Gene Colan & Dick Ayers