Another old post I’m adding a title to, might as well call this one “Link Rot.”

1. “Contrary to most Weblogs, which consist nearly only of text, Mike Sterling (Comichaendler by occupation) peppt its Blog regularly with illustrations up. Often is the Scans from old Comics, which are involuntarily amusing today.” (thanks Alan!)

2. Speaking of Alan David Doane, he’s trying to raise some fast scratch by offering a bunch of nice graphic novels in auction. Go see his site for details on how to participate.

3. To Tomthedog: Steve Dayton, AKA Mento, used to hang with the Doom Patrol way back when, and even married Doom Patrol member Rita “Elasti-Girl” Farr. He used his fortune to buy himself superpowers so he could go superheroing with Rita…if it’s been decided that the Doom Patrol now hasn’t existed prior to current day, then Dayton had no reason to get superpowers, and thus couldn’t be there in Swamp Thing #50 to help the DC Universe mystics in their part of the battle against the Darkness.

I’m a huge dork.

4. I wonder if the people who are objecting so vehemently to Kitty Genovese’s murder playing a part in the development of Watchmen‘s Rorschach object equally to Harlan Ellison’s short story “The Whimper of Whipped Dogs.” No, Genovese is not mentioned by name in the short story, but there’s not a single person who read this story when it was originally released who did not know who it was really about.

And anyone who says “well, it shouldn’t have been used in a superhero comic” apparently doesn’t understand Watchmen. If you are so challenged, start here and work your way up.

4a. The day of my birth was the 5th anniversary of the murder. How depressing.

5. Everytime I see this cover:







I think it’s Kitty Pryde smooching Professor X. No, it’s not, but given how inconsistently Kitty has been drawn over the years, it’s not a hard mistake to make.

6. I miss Tales of the Beanworld.

Cerebend.

Thanks to everyone for your good birthday wishes…it means a lot to me, and it will certainly go a long way toward easing me into my dotage. By the way, today is my sister’s birthday…apparently my parents only had sex in June.

Enough disturbing thoughts – onward to the comics!

It seems hard to believe that Cerebus is finally over…though I wish there were fewer issues filled with pages of teeny-tiny text relating Dave Sim’s views on religion and gender issues (yes, yes, “Men Good, Women Bad,” we get it Dave), I am glad that I read the whole gosh-darn thing. Bruce Baugh has a good overview of a little over 2/3rds of the series.

It seems to me that I remember a mention of a possible Cerebus Jam-type comic called “After Issue 300,” by Alan Moore, Steve Bissette, and John Totleben, involving a sorcerer reanimating Cerebus’ body for some nefarious purpose. This was years ago when I read this, probably in an Amazing Heroes interview or something, and it probably wasn’t anything more than Moore or Bissette or Dave Sim saying “yeah, when issue 300 comes out, we really need to do this!” There’s little…well, no…chance of this happening, but wouldn’t it have been nice? There’s a mention of it at the end of this page.

A little more definite was a planned X-Men/Cerebus crossover from the very early 1980s…there was a tiny promo shot in, I believe, Comic Reader. Nothing ever came of it, though a Cerebus-resembling S’ym creature popped up in the X-Men comics. Fred Hembeck has a few words about the crossover’s origins.

Well, maybe in a few years Dave will change his mind and we’ll get Cerebus II: The Aardvark Defined or something. Or how about Imesh, about Cerebus’ formative years, where he fights a different version of the Roach every week? (Um, that was an attempt at a Smallville joke…I can tell already it wasn’t very successful.)

Anyway, I think I’ll pull out the ol’ Swords of Cerebus collections and start rereading the series from the beginning. The last few years of the series may have been rough going, but overall it’s a grand achievement – (cliche coming in) “the likes of which we shall never see again.”

Writing this title 22 years after making this post, and I’m still reading the Superman line of comics.

There have been a couple announcements from DC Comics lately that have got some fans a little agitated – that Superman: Birthright is now the official origin of Superman, and that John Byrne’s Doom Patrol represents the first in-continuity appearance of the team (despite the previous series, including one that just ended a few months ago).

And you know what? Despite having been a Superman fan for about three decades, despite owning the all the original My Greatest Adventures and 60s Doom Patrols, not to mention the brilliant Grant Morrison issues…

…I have absolutely no problem with this “meddling” with comics continuity. With regards to Superman, even Byrne (who was responsible for the last major revamping of the character) had stated on his message board that we were about due for another revamping of Superman anyway, since it seems to happen about every 15 to 20 years or so. Besides, how many people out there are really all that put off by this? There can’t be that many people who have been reading the Super-titles nonstop since Byrne’s mid-80s reboot, are there? I mean, I have, but then there’s something wrong with me.

I have to admit, the Doom Patrol business made me laugh out loud…I admire the sheer gall of rendering previous Doom Patrol appearances null and void. I mean, Beast Boy/Changeling alone is completely screwed by it! Again, I have no real problem with it…aside from supplying Beast Boy for the New Teen Titans, it’s not like the Doom Patrol were central to the DC Universe or anything. It does mess with Swamp Thing continuity, though, gosh darn it!

Really, if it bothers anyone that much…just chalk it up to Hypertime!

ADDITIONAL LINKAGE:

The Mark Waid interview, linked above, mentions the influence of one of my favorite Supeman writers, Elliot S! Maggin. Here’s a page devoted to the man’s Super-work – I very highly recommend his two Superman novels.

Howard the Duck: The Special Edition and other horror stories.

1. I have one of those feed-type things, finally…it’s located here. If you’re on LiveJournal, you can pick up the feed here. No images will load, unfortunately, but feel free to pop back in here for a looksee if you want.

2. One of the signs of the apocalypse, Howard the Duck on DVD, was apparently discussed by George Lucas recently, and he mentioned something about a CG-Howard! Aiiiee! Take a look here for the sound file from the actual interview. (Not a permalink…it’s under 3/11/04.)

2a. I think I’ve mentioned it before, but you know all those Howard the Duck DVDs on eBay? Bootlegs ahoy, my friends.

2b. Two things would make me buy a Howard the Duck DVD…the original trailer (done like an Entertainment Tonight behind-the-scenes show, with the actors and crew talking about working with that Howard guy), and commentary by Howard’s creator, Steve Gerber.

3. Apparently a comics publisher complained about the quality of comics weblogs on his…um, on his comics weblog, actually. Well, most of the comics weblogs I frequent (take a look to the right, there) are pretty good, I think. Maybe this publisher is actually thinking of Newsarama forums.

4. Yes, it’s the official novelization of Garfield: The Movie. I’m sure you’ve all seen it this by now, as I was inundated by links to it on darn near every weblog I’ve come across. However, my favorite comment was this one from Metafilter: “Experience the pending awfulness first hand, then the relief of knowing you didn’t have to write it.”

4a. “I’d like to thank the A-cat-emy.” Oh dear Lord.

4b. How long before Garfield: The Movie is the top Google search for “worst movie of 2004?” Most references to this film usually include “worst movie of 2004” nearby somewhere (you know, like this post).

4c. I know you shouldn’t judge a film before it’s out, but honestly.

5. Just so that this entry isn’t all complaining and cattiness, here’s someone’s in-depth look at Tomahawk’s greatest nemesis – Frontier Frankenstein! (The main page links to some other comics articles…including a look at Dick Briefer’s Frankenstein!)

“Per Degaton” is either the worst or best unit of measurement.

Okay, it’s time for the first JLA by Claremont and Byrne update, as per this post of mine:

1. No “friends of yours, Bats” crack was made, and…

2. No heroine turned evil and suddenly started wearing lingerie.

Yet.

However, “Bats” did show up in dialogue.

Okay, that said…I did enjoy the first issue of this storyline. It sure looks nice (the Byrne/Ordway combo is a winner), and the writing is…well, it sure looks nice. Ah, that’s not fair…it’s standard superhero adventure-type writing, which does its job. At least you feel like stuff is happening and a plot is moving forward, which is more than a lot of superhero comics nowadays.

Also, I did pick up Street Angel from Slave Labor…mostly because several other comics webloggers, starting with Alan David Doane, kept going on about it, and I was curious. No chance to read it yet (I’m typing this instead, you lucky people), but it looks like a lot of fun. I’m reminded of My Monkey’s Name Is Jennifer for no good reason. It sorta has a similar feel at first glance. Heck, there’s no justifying that comparison. Just get your own copy and read it yourself.

Oh, and JSA was good, too. God bless Geoff Johns for bringing back Per Degaton.

Cerebus Vs. Veronica.

Re: Cerebus #300 – well, I’m not entirely sure that resolved anything.

Also, I noticed that Veronica #150 from Archie Comics came out today…I wonder if she’ll die in issue #300?

The many and varied crimes of Cicero Pig.

I first began to suspect something was up here on the back cover of Bugs Bunny Trick or Treat Halloween Fun Giant #4 (Dell Comics 1955):







Now, I was willing to give Cicero Pig, the nephew of Porky Pig, the benefit of a doubt. That hot dog he’s cooking isn’t necessarily made from pork products…it could very well be a turkey dog, or even some kind of soy dog.

But then I saw this:







Cicero’s innocent expression seems to imply that he was merely trying to scale a hill like his uncle but misaimed his pick, but look closely…there’s no rock face anywhere near where Cicero plunged his weapon. If that pick was jammed into Porky’s pack, it could only have been put there on purpose. Look at Porky’s expression…even he looks worried that Cicero has designs on his life.

Now, granted, Cicero is nowhere to be found at this next crime scene:







However, I don’t care how heavy Porky supposedly is…it’s something of a coincidence that both ropes were to split at more or less the same position at the same time. Almost as if they were…cut.

Darn you, Cicero Pig! Darn you and your murderous ways!

The surprise doom.

Unless it’s another one of those “cunning plans” to throw off the rumormongers, John Byrne’s “Title Withheld” is indeed Doom Patrol.

Can’t wait to see what he does with the Brotherhood of Dada and Crazy Jane! (Okay, okay, I’m just kidding.) Actually, I don’t have any problem with this…I’ve said before that I enjoy Byrne’s superhero comics, so I’m pretty sure this should be fun.

So, some links.

1. Here, in this link totally stolen from Mark Evanier, you can find a chronological history of National Periodical Publications, AKA DC Comics, as well as related events. There’s plenty of good information at this site…the start page is here.

2. The official page of “everyone’s favorite stick figure hero” (bet Cynicalman would have something to say about that) – Stikman! There’s naughty language, so avert your eyes if you’re the sensitive sort.

3. A parody of the comic strip stamps issued by the United States Post Office several years ago. Yeah, I know, I’m really timely with this link.