Of Brills and Combo Men.

The top of Combo Man’s head is super-strong:

Combos Snacks/Marvel Comics promo card (1996)


To be fair, that’s where you’d probably want super-strength, to protect the ol’ gray matter.

But the poor bastard’s knees are constantly on fire, and that can’t be fun.


Pal Ian deals out some choice screencaps from last Sunday’s Simpsons episode, which featured guest-appearances from Alan Moore, Dan Clowes, and Art Spiegleman.

And as long as you’re visiting pal Ian’s site, also check out the Scott Pilgrim sketch he somehow managed to get from Kevin O’Neill. YOU’RE CROSSING THE STREAMS, IAN.

CONTEXT WON’T HELP.

Please enjoy a brief sample of why Herbie comics are better than any other comics you will ever read, ever:

from Forbidden Worlds #114 (Sept. 1963) by Richard Hughes & Ogden Whitney


Herbie pulls it out and slaps JFK in the face with it, makes Jackie sigh like a schoolgirl, and flies off on a giant freakin’ bird.

I’d like to see Wolverine pull any of that off.

NAT GERTLER COMMANDS.

Well, not really commands, as such, but I like Nat, and want to encourage his particular brand of behavior.

Behavior that brings us stuff like this. BEHOLD:


Many Happy Returns features, as the title might suggest, the return of ’80s indie classics Crossfire by Mark Evanier and Dan Spiegle, and Journey by William Messner-Loebs, in all-new eight-page stories. And there are new Licensable Bear™ strips as well, along with a yet-to-be-announced fourth feature. You can read more about at About Comics’ site.

Speaking of Licensable Bear™, there’s a new short instructional video from Mr. Bear™ that’ll only take about 45 seconds out of your life. Go ahead, watch…what, will it kill you?

Charming.

Someone allegedly quotes me (at the end of the article) (EDIT: link removed) in which I supposedly claimed it wasn’t worth my time to order Will Eisner’s The Plot for the two or three copies we might sell.

Seeing as how our shop regularly orders and stocks some items in quantities of one by creators not nearly as well known as Mr. Eisner, I have a hard time picturing myself saying such a thing. In fact, I’m reasonably certain I didn’t…particularly since we have carried The Plot. And if we don’t have it on the shelf at this very second, it’s only one reorder from Diamond away.

So, I left a comment there and am now awaiting an explanation.

EDIT: The blog entry in question has been made private, and I’ve received no reply, so I’m guessing no explanation is forthcoming. Wait, let me try to build up some surprise.

In which Mike points out something you already knew about.

IN-JOKE AHOY: A short sequence in which a kinda/sorta caricature of DC Comics’ then-publisher Jenette Kahn approaches Spidey about appearing in a special comic…the comic itself a take-off on DC’s Superman Vs. Muhammad Ali:


The lateness of Superman Vs. Muhammad Ali‘s release is also addressed:

from Amazing Spider-Man #186 (Nov 1978)
by Marv Wolfman, Keith Pollard & Mike Esposito


The old lady’s dialogue in that last panel is a little funny as well, but too bad it turns out she’s Spidey-villain the Chameleon in disguise. It does lead to an amusing/appalling sequence where Spidey realizes it’s the Chameleon and turns his lights out, but the admiring crowd around him only sees him clocking an old lady.

Ah, what the heck, here it is:


By the way, in searching for a good link for Superman Vs. Muhammad Ali, I discovered (unsurprisingly) that I’m not the first online to note this particular slam of Marvel’s on DC. Ah, well…I just spent the time to scan the images and put together the post, so you’re getting it anyway. And besides, it gives me a chance to link again to one of my favorite comic book sites, Treasury Comics, so go, visit…tell them Mike sent you.

Arch-nemesis: the Pacifist Placenta.

Perhaps phrasing my topic of discussion the way I did yesterday colored people’s perceptions a tad. Well, Kid Chris did phrase it (facetiously, I re-emphasize) “Was Jack Kirby the Rob Liefeld of the ’70s?” which got me to thinking along the lines that I did. I didn’t mean to imply a one-to-one match between Kirby’s and Liefeld’s output and careers. Mostly I was curious as to how Kirby’s reputation was perceived in the ’70s, when he was putting out a large amount of peculiar, non-traditional books in what might have been seen as outdated storytelling and art techniques by fans at the time. The line of thought, caused by the Kid’s question, was that “people don’t like Liefeld’s work now, people didn’t like Kirby’s work then — does KC’s statement have a grain of truth, even if in the most general of interpretations?”

And I’d like to thank you all for your thoughtful comments [EDIT: Haloscan link dead], debating the topic, quite rightly pointing out where the Liefeld/Kirby analogy falls apart, etc., and not calling me a prick for even bringing it up.

There’s one more thing I’d like to emphasize, however…I mentioned in my post (and other folks mentioned as well) that even Kirby’s throwaway, lesser, “bad” creations are more worthy and memorable than many other people’s funnybook efforts.

To wit: I now drop the “Paranex, the Fighting Fetus” bomb from Captain Victory #7 (Oct. ’82):


Yes, I know there’s no shortage of focus on the fightin’-est fetus of them all, but that’s the point. Long after the Marvel Zombies have shuffled off this mortal coil, long after all the “permanent” changes wrought by the Civil Wars and Final Crises have been rolled back, long after Ultimate Hulk Vs. Wolverine #3 comes out, there will still be people talking about “Paranex, the Fighting Fetus.”

To think that there are people in the comics industry who have never created anything that even comes close to the greatness of the Fighting Fetus — perhaps, arguably, one of the least of Kirby’s countless creations. That certainly puts things in perspective, doesn’t it?


A little something that annoyed me:

So I’m checking the Google news, and I see a headline about Heroes‘ Hayden Panettiere having a warrant out for her arrest in Japan for “violently clash[ing] with Japanese fishermen in October as she tried to save hundreds of dolphins from slaughter.”

And there’s a photo of her with that article standing there on the beachside, with other protesters. And in the comments section for that article, someone says this:

“Does that wetsuit make her look fat or what?”

Go look at the photo. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Now would you agree that’s a pretty loose definition of the word “fat” at work there? “Fat” as in “a fit, healthy-looking 18 year old woman, not anorexic like this commenter apparently believes is the physical ideal.”

“Anonymous person says something really stupid and hateful on the internet.” STOP THE PRESSES.
 
 
(post updated 8/2017)

What Youngblood and Devil Dinosaur have in common.

So I lied…instead of posting it in the comments section, I’ll tell you right here that of the quotes I posted yesterday, the one Kid Chris dared utter in my presence was “Jack Kirby was the Rob Liefeld of the ’70s.”

That punk kid was just saying that to get a rise out of me, but let’s think about it for a second.

Now I was too young to be involved in comics fandom through the early and mid-’70s. Most of my knowledge of fandom of the time comes from my extensive collection of comics fanzines from that period. But my general feeling was that, as Kirby’s ’70s work was actually coming out, that there was some portion of fandom that wasn’t terribly impressed with his output. They looked at stuff like Devil Dinosaur and 2001: A Space Odyssey and wondered “what the hell is Kirby doing?” In particular, it seems to me that Devil Dinosaur was something of an industry joke for a while.

Okay, we look back on that stuff now and we can appreciate it for what it was. I don’t know if it took us 30 years to catch up to what Kirby was doing, or if it’s just nostalgic fondness for the comics of yore, or if it’s “ironic” appreciation, or just admiration for Kirby’s energy in producing just pure “comic-booky”-type comics with no pretense at being anything other than what they were: escapist entertainment for kids. And I’m sure part of it is an unwillingness to take any portion of Kirby’s output for granted, since, obviously, there ain’t no more comin’.

In the ’70s, however, it seemed that criticism of Kirby came a little more freely and easily…mockery of his unnatural dialogue (with “extensive” use of “quotation marks”), his distorted anatomy, oddball plots, etc. You know, some of the criticisms leveled at Liefeld’s work today.

The comparison to Liefeld is obviously not exact, since Kirby was doing good work through the ’70s, work that stands up even without the help of nostalgic fog or ironic distance. Material that, even with Kirby’s particular quirks, still holds together, like his Fourth World material or The Demon. And folks today can find value even in the comics that fandom mostly rejected at the time, for the reasons I stated above. Basically, Kirby’s work still maintained a level of creativity, talent, and professionalism, as opposed to Liefeld’s material: I can’t think of anything Liefeld wrote or drew that, 30 years from now, anyone’s going to look back on and think anything aside from “well, if they hadn’t printed 500,000 copies of Youngblood #1, maybe we’d still have trees today.”

If any of you folks with a few more annular rings than I have happen to have first hand memories of that period, maybe you can set me straight on just how Kirby was perceived at the time. Did ’70s fans think Kirby was past his prime, cranking out uninteresting, subpar work? Did they think he still had his moments, but some serious clunkers, too? Or was he still “The King,” presenting brilliance on the printed page?

I’m sure the answer is “all three, and more besides” but still, please share your own perspective in the comments section.


We received on Wednesday boxes of the newest Star Trek card set (“The Complete Star Trek Movie Cards”) along with a Trek Movies card album (which was a customer’s special order). I don’t know how familiar you all are with the modern series-specific non-sport card albums, but a lot of times the binders come with bonus cards. Sometimes just promo cards, sometimes exclusive autograph cards. This particular album came with both, and featured on the autograph card?


MIGUEL FREAKIN’ FERRER

I totally did not realize that Ferrer was even in Star Trek III (as a member of the Excelsior’s bridge crew). I didn’t get a chance to scan the card, but that still I just grabbed from my DVD approximates the card’s image.

So anyway, it was indeed a Miguel Ferrer autograph card. How cool is that? Wait, I’ll tell you…very, very cool indeed. Don’t deny it.

On a related note, we were discussing the casting of Simon Pegg as “Scotty” in this forthcoming Star Trek movie, and I mentioned that it seemed like a waste to use Pegg for the whole 10 minutes of screentime Scotty is probably going to get. Okay, perhaps I exaggerate, but not a whole lot.

But then I figured…look, you got a Simon Pegg in your film, you might as well take full advantage of him. So I think the film should be retooled so that it’s all about Scotty, and how he has to put up with the new, untested captain and the other shipboard newbies. “My poor bairns, they canna take much more…what is that damn fool captain up to?” Just let Pegg go crazy for an hour and a half.

…Okay, maybe not. But you’d watch it.

Mike’s New Comics Day Lunchtime Update 3005.

OVERHEARD AT THE SHOP: Which of these three statements, actually overheard at our store, was said by former employee and man-about-town, the world famous Kid Chris?

  • “If Lost Girls was done by someone who could draw, they’d be arrested.”
  • “Jack Kirby was the Rob Liefeld of the ’70s.”
  • “Smallville? That show’s for girls!”

Answer in the comments section for this post later today. Or tomorrow. Whenever.


As I Twitted this morning (and as Carla from our retail neighbors up north also Twitted), we were shorted on our orders for the long-awaited League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier hardcover. We received some copies, but not nearly enough to cover the customer pulls. We were shorted many, many things this week, but we can live with most of those shortages. But this book…feh. Very annoying.

Well, I pulled a copy aside for pal Dorian. Maybe I can crack open his copy and read it. I’m sure he’ll never notice.


Ladies and gentlemen…a tribute to nearly forgotten Superman cast member Steve Lombard.

And yes, my statement from a couple days ago, that Lombard has been missing from the Superman books for twenty years wasn’t entirely correct. I keep forgetting that he’s in Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely’s All Star Superman. And, speaking of which, Lombard fans, he’s in the newest issue of that book, out today.