Happy Valentine’s Day from the Best Batman.

“Batman…when I get out of jail, will you take me on a date?”

“We’ll have plenty of time to think about that, Catwoman…
several years, I’m afraid.”

“If I were to kiss you, would you think I was a…bad girl?”

“But, uh…no…no, of course not, Catwoman.
Kissing is one of the most natural things in the world! Uh….”

“…”

“Some people kiss almost every day, and I’m told…”

“Well…?”

“C’mon, Batman, the police are here!”

“Boy Blunder…!”

“Catwoman…may I take a raincheck on that kiss?”

“Certainly, Batman…anytime.”

“Holy mush!”

from the second season Batman episode “The Bat’s Kow Tow”

“I’ll appreciate some of you a lot more once I get this 12-foot-high electrical fence built around my house. Ha ha.”

So it looks like Michael Rosenbaum is returning to Smallville to reprise his role as Lex Luthor for the series finale.

Well, good…while the Lex/Clark conflict did wear out its welcome sometime in season 3, it would have been disappointing to have the series conclude without some “closure” (as such, given this is the beginning of the lifelong Superman vs. Luthor enmity) to this particular relationship which drove so much of the series. I realize they could have had another actor portraying Luthor, but it wouldn’t have been the same, really. I mean, the guy I talk about here, or someone like him, would have been okay, but…yeah, it’ll be nice to have Rosenbaum back. The handful of times he was allowed to be a full-on scenery-chewing villain were fun, and gave the show a bit of spark that it was missing.

Of course, being Smallville, I fear they’ll find a way to louse this up somehow, but we’ll see soon enough, I suppose. Still hoping for at least some screen time for Clark finally as Superman, but there’s still the possibility of Tom Welling in the red-‘n’-blues just for the final closing shot. Boy, wouldn’t that just honk some people off.

Speaking of people and the honking-off thereof, I did like this quote from the linked article:

“I appreciate all of their passion, their relentlessness, and even their threats. Ha ha.”

That’s one sarcastic “ha ha” at the end there. You know the dude was getting some serious better-turn-these-over-to-the-police emails from the crazier fans, especially after it had recently been reported he wasn’t coming back to the show.

So anyway, Smallville: usually fun, generally dopey, but it’s mostly been entertaining, and the actors are appealing, and I’ll actually miss the show once it’s gone, I imagine. Well, I won’t miss that season with the magic tattoos. What was up with that?

Corduroy pillows.


Now, the thing about those images I posted yesterday…I know I read these comics when they came out. I, like commenter Dave-El once was, am a Superman comics completist, at least when it comes to the regular series themselves. So I bought all these Superman annuals for the year 1992, which all tied into the “Eclipso: The Darkness Within” crossover event for that year, and I read them all, and then I slid them into their plastic sleeve-thingies and filed them away into the vast Mikester Comic Archives.

I don’t specifically remember reading them, so I don’t recall my reaction at the time to seeing the art I provided examples of yesterday. I do have a vague sense of not generally caring for these particular comics, but it’s more a feeling of “I didn’t care for this crossover” than “these look really awful.” It’s very possible that, in the Image Comics/Rob Liefeld/extreeeeeeme-art era of the early ’90s, I just took the art in these books in stride…maybe a bit of an eyeroll, perhaps, but I endured it, read the story, and moved on. It’s just that looking at it now, and being able to see it as so indicative of the excesses of ’90s comics, when the need to fill pages was greater than the need for quality control, that the problems really stand out.

In fairness, not all the art in that Action Comics annual was so aggressively…whatever that was. It wasn’t great, or even good, but it was…passable, if wildly uneven, managing to get the story told even with the occasional “…the hell?” panel like that Superman splash.

That Captain Marvel splash panel actually wasn’t too bad artwise, even with the ropes of saliva dripping in his mouth. Mostly I posted it just because of the contrast between Cap’s traditional and ideal whimsical portrayal and his ill fit into ’90s storytelling extremism.

So, anyway: the 1990s. We sure put up with a lot, didn’t we?

image from Superman: The Man of Steel Annual #1 (1992)

And that’s why I try to buy books I want as soon as they’re out.

It all eventually comes back to Swamp Thing.

So here’s a thing that slipped past me: I was looking at our invoice for this week’s comics shipment, and noticed that Spawn #202 was on the list. “That’s funny,” I thought. “Didn’t #201 just come out a week or so ago?” And to the cycle sheets I went, and, yes…in just over a month, #200, #201, and #202 have (or are just about to) come out.

That’s not the thing that slipped past me. This is the thing that slipped past me…seeing on the cycle sheets that during 2010, only four issues of the regular Spawn series were released. And the reason that slipped by me is that…nobody complained. Not a single “when’s Spawn coming out?” that I can recall. Now, I know we have people who buy it at our shop…we don’t sell a lot of copies, not like in its heyday when it seemed like everyone was walkin’ up to the register with a Spawn in one hand, a Wizard in the other, and a copy of any given Valiant Comics title in their third hand. But we pretty consistently sell low but steady numbers on the book (with the extree-sized #200 moving about another 40% more copies than normal).

But it seems strange to me that a title that was once so prominent could fall out of notice, that it could be running so late and not attract my attention, or any customer complaints, by doing so.

On the other hand, I’m also not getting any complaints about the lateness of Image United, the “jam” book featuring most of the original Image artists, only because if this had come out on time, I’m pretty sure most everybody would have died from shock.

In other recent funnybook news, people sure have been commenting on the cover to Legion of Super-Heroes Annual #1 at our shop:


You can see a larger pic if you go to DC’s page for this issue and click on the pic. But, yeah, that’s an eyegrabber (er, so to speak, given that’s the Emerald Empress and her Eye an’ all), with Keith Giffen and John Dell doing their Kirby-est on that image. No idea if that comic itself is any good, having unfortunately dropped Legion from the reading list after 25+ years of following the title, but, you know, it looks okay, just giving it the ol’ flip-through. It’s the old Legion creative team of Paul Levitz and Giffen together again, which I know might grab the interest of some of you folks.

Something I’ve been getting a lot of requests for in the last week or two is Weird Worlds #1, the premiere issue of DC’s new sci-fi/horror anthology. And I’m suspecting it has something to do with this: here is the cover to #1:


And here is the cover to #2:


Yeah, I know having Lobo on the cover should have been a clue, but sometimes when you’re scanning the rack, you need that logo to pop out at you, and, well, with DC’s white cover theme that month, the titles were all shoved into the corner and not exactly obvious. And so, there were quite a few people who didn’t even know #1 came out, and starting asking for copies when they spotted that logo on the rack on the cover of #2.

Of course, it’s not unusual for people to ask for copies of the first issue because they didn’t notice something was out ’til they saw the second issue. Happens all the time. But it seems to be happening a lot more with Weird Worlds.

And because folks have been asking: yes, I’ve read Aaron Lopestri’s “Garbageman” serial in these first two issues of Weird Worlds, which is very much in the vein of the “man becomes monster in accident, seeks to regain humanity” genre that Swamp Thing belongs to. And it’s fine…I liked Lopestri when he worked on that other title in this genre, Sludge, and while there’s not a whole lot new here, “Garbageman” is still entertaining.

However, it does have me wonder when DC will just put out a Swamp Thing comic, already. They keep trying to fill that niche with comics like “Garbageman” and that Solomon Grundy mini, but, man, I wish they’d quit dancing around Swampy and just throw him out there, already. Okay, I know word on the street is that he’s involved in this whole Brightest Day event hoohar, but we’ll see what happens.

…And that was my “I Demand That a Certain Comic Book Publisher Bend to My Will and Bring Back My Favorite Character” whiny complaint for the day. Hope you enjoyed it.