Sunday shorts.

1. I’m laying off the break-in talk for now, unless there are new developments. Here’s hoping that new development will be “They caught the dumb bastard — he was breaking into another comic book store to steal their early Ultraverse issues.”

2. Though, on a related note…everyone laughed at the fact that the guy stole Spawn and Witchblade comics. But the comics used to sell enormously well…someone was buying them. I know I bought Spawn for a while…it wasn’t too bad, at first. Todd McFarlane’s art was cartoony and appealing, and his writing…well, it was improved slightly over the Spider-Man “his webline – advantageous!” days, at least.

And I know some of you bought ’em, too. Don’t deny it, I know you have ’em. And not just the issues of Spawn guest-written by the good writers, either.

3. The people have spoken, and they want Essential Dazzler. Dazzler, a comic people have made fun of for decades, is now available in one of those fat black ‘n’ white paperbacks…and our copies sold out immediately on Wednesday.

Interestingly, a copy of the generally-maligned graphic novel Dazzler the Movie sold along with a bunch of its original art on the eBay for four hundred bucks.

4. Selling well at the shop:

Countdown (still outselling 52 for us)

World War Hulk (though a few folks are worried about a Civil War-esque flood of tie-ins and a non-ending)

Star Wars trade paperbacks (always sell consistently, though we just had a kid drop a lot of birthday money and wipe out our section)

Not selling well at the shop:

Thor zombie variant (lots of comments along the lines of “Ewww, Thor looks ugly…are there any other covers to this I can buy?”)

5. Related to the Star Wars graphic novel thing…had another customer tell me about trying to get a copy of the Tales of the Jedi: Redemption trade paperback on the eBay, except that it’s selling for a lot of money. For example, this winning $89.00 bid.

6. From Yahoo’s main page last night:


I’ll just add that to the list of “Things I Didn’t Expect Yahoo to Feature as News on Their Home Page.”

I’ll stop talking about the break-in soon, honest.

Some bad news regarding the theft at our store. Since the glass case containing our EC Comics collection had been disturbed, I made some time on Thursday to pull all the books out and perform an inventory. At first glance, the books in the case simply looked like they’d been pushed around a bit, but after checking our notes, it appears that six issues of Weird Science are missing. It seems the thief (or thieves) just reached in and grabbed a pile at random. We did find a Weird Science on the floor beneath the case Wednesday morning, so it was probably knocked out in the crook’s rush to grab the books out of the case.

I’ve been trying to piece together what exactly happened that morning, and so far it’s something like this:

1. Perp drops in through ceiling, sets off motion detector alarm.

2. Perp rushes to the first class counter, grabs Witchblade, Spawn, some other recent books.

3. Perp rushes to one end of the second, much larger, glass counter. Reaches in and grabs a few variant cover comics from that end.

4. Perp then goes to other end of counter, reaches in and grabs a pile of ECs at random, dropping one Weird Science on the floor, as well as one of the Witchblades.

5. Charges into the backroom, apparently tripping or kicking the bottom-most new comics shelf closest to the backroom entrance, breaking it.

6. Tries to head to the back door, takes path by office, kicking over a box and some books in the process.

7. That path is blocked at the end by a number of boxes currently in the process of being rearranged (a nigh-endless process, as anyone who’s survived a trip to our backroom can verify), so the perp doubles back and takes the next aisle over to the back exit.

8. There are three doors in the general area of the exit. He tries the bathroom door (no go), the closet door (Fibber McGee, look out!), before finally finding the actual exit and getting out, setting off the back door’s alarm signal.

Elapsed time: about a minute.

I’m using the singular term of “perp” because one, I’m pretty sure it was just one guy (it seems like the same guy was poking around in both cases, and nothing else in the store appeared to be ransacked), and two, it makes me feel like Judge Dredd. “DON’T MOVE, CREEP!”

So while I’m still somewhat bemused by the amount of effort this criminal put into breaking into our store, and his focus on a bunch of Image books that peaked in popularity a decade ago, the EC thing is quite irritating. Especially since it was obviously an afterthought…”I got the rare and valuable Spawn books…hmm, maybe I’ll grab a pile of these old books, too, just in case.” GAH. I’m almost insulted by the poor taste of our thief.

Seriously, though, we were lucky. Things could have been much worse. A lot more stuff could have been stolen, a lot more could have been broken. I just have to look at it that way, even though my semi-amusement at what was stolen has been muted by the loss of actual hard-to-find valuable material. On the plus side, those Weird Science books will stick out a lot more than a bunch of common recent comics, so I made yet another round of calls to notify nearby stores about them.

But losing those Weird Sciences bummed me out for most of Thursday. Even playing this LARD album at the end of the work day didn’t break me out of my funk. Even actual funk couldn’t break me out of my funk:


Well, okay, I lied…that helped a little.


Customer: “So, did you guys make the paper with the robbery?”

Me: “Yeah, we got in there…on the radio, too.”

Customer: “Hey, free advertising! So long as they spell your name right….”

Me: “Um, well, about that….”

We had a few people ask us “Hey, what’s with the ‘Seth’s Comic Corner’ thing?” so I’ve had to explain a few times that the two store names got conflated, somehow. So much for the free advertising silver lining…but I did see a few new faces, so maybe just the knowledge that there was a comic shop in Ventura, regardless of its name, caused folks to seek us out.

Hey, let me have my improbable dreams. But really, after nearly 30 years of business, I’m half-surprised that there are still people around here who haven’t heard of us.


Not robbery related: a brief conversation between Employees Jeff and Aaron outside the shop, related to me by Jeff…they’re talking about a friend of theirs, who’s about their age (mid-20s):

Jeff: “…And he met and married this woman, with two kids, and she’s 39!”

Aaron: “Wow! 39? That’s even older than Mike!”

Ah, yes, that’s very amusing. I’m sure Aaron will enjoy telling that story at wherever his new job will be.


Pal JP has been posting some great goofy Batman images lately…the most recent post has a couple “adult” LP covers (NSFW – naked butt alert!) with Batman images that will haunt your dreams, and another recent post has an eyesight-damaging off-register Japanese Batman. God bless pal JP and his unerring sense for wonderful Batcrap.

TRUE CRIME STORIES.


So we’ve actually been robbed like this once before, about…geez, nearly 18 years ago now? When we were still in the small shop across the street from where we are now (from about two moves ago), someone busted into our small side window, climbed down the wall (demolishing a bunch of metal role-playing game figurines in the process), walked past the glass case with thousands of dollars’ worth of comics, and stole the register drawer. Total loss: about twenty bucks or so in coins, plus whatever it cost to replace the drawer and the broken window.

We were lucky with this latest robbery, for the most part…according to the alarm company records, about one minute elapsed between the motion detector picking up something moving in the store and registering the opening of the back door. So the burglar (or burglars – who knows?) spent one panicked minute running around our shop in the dark, burglar alarm blaring, searching through the glass cases for something to take until they decided on Witchblade, Spawn, some variant covers, and a few other recent books.

Now, I received some incredulous responses to the fact that Witchblade and Spawn comics were stolen. Here’s how my several explanations at the shop went on Wednesday:

Customer (upon seeing the mess): “Wow, what happened?”

Me: “Someone broke into the store this morning.”

Customer: “Did they steal anything?”

Me: “Yeah…they got some Witchblade and Spawn comics.”

Customer: (laughs) “No, really, what’d they steal?”

I figure whoever did this was just a kid, or someone only superficially familiar with the collectible aspect of comics, recognized Witchblade and Spawn and some recent “hot” books, and decided that’s what they had to have. (Thanks, Wizard!) They may have some pricey book values, but, as commenter Michael notes, this isn’t 1995 any more. The days of Spawn and Witchblade = quick turnover for big cash are pretty much over.

At any rate, it seemed like a lot of effort for such little result. But, then again, grabbing a royal buttload of EC Comics and trying to unload them would stick out more than trying to sell the relatively common recent books that actually were stolen. I did put out a call to some nearby stores to keep an eye out…not sure if the comics will turn up at any of them, but you never know.

  • Aside #1: I had in the process of dealing with an e-mail inquiry about the two copies of Witchblade #2 that we had in stock. I had removed them from the case to describe their conditions to the potential buyer via e-mail, but then I put them back in the case so I wouldn’t lose track of them. Oops. Now, I have to e-mail this poor customer and explain what happened. “Yeah, those comics you wanted? Someone broke in and stole them. …No, really, they were stolen. Honest.”
  • Aside #2: I did find one copy of Witchblade #3 from the case dumped on the floor near the end of the other glass case, where presumably our after-hours customer kneeled down to rummage through our piles of those stupid and worthless old ECs. When we explained to one of our regulars, who had been eying the Witchblades for purchase for a few weeks, what had happened and that we only had the one pricey Witchblade left…he bought it right away. Just in case the robbers decided to come back for it.
  • Aside #3: A long time ago, someone broke into the storage unit of one of our then-current employees and stole his comics. A couple weeks later, someone came into the shop with comics to sell…and yes, you guessed it, it was the employee’s collection. (The several 1960s Archie bowling covers were what clinched it.) We grabbed the box from the guy, who took off when he realized the jig was indeed up. I don’t think we’ll be lucky enough for the comics from yesterday’s robbery to just walk back in the door like that…but since we’re probably not dealing with criminal masterminds here, who knows?
  • Aside #4: Some register change was accidentally left out in plain view of whoever broke in. The burglar(s) walked by actual cash money to steal Spawn and Witchblade.
  • Aside #5: In another “long time ago” story, someone at the shop had left the front door to the store unlocked…and when the alarm went off, at 2 in the morning, I was the only person the alarm company could contact. And, naturally, I was also the person who lived farthest away from the store. So I got up, drove to the store, checked things out, determined nothing was stolen…best guess was that, since it was a windy night, the wind might have blown the door open a bit and set off the alarm. Ever since then, though many years have passed, to this very day I compulsively check the front door after closing to make sure it’s locked. I can watch an employee walk to the front door, stick the key in the lock, turn the key, rattle the door to ensure it’s locked…and I’ll still have to go over there and check the door. Even if I’m the one who locked the door, I’ll still double check it.

    Now I’m going to spend my time after closing checking the ceiling. I’m going to have to get out the ladder so I can rattle the roof and make sure it’s shut.

  • Aside #6: Former employee Nathan: “Hey, what happened?”

    Me: “Someone broke into the store. What a drag.”

    Nathan: “Oh, yeah? Someone was shot to death at my new job’s front entrance!”

    Me: “…”

We wuz robbed.


At about 2:40 Tuesday morning, our store (Ralph’s Comic Corner, in Ventura, CA) was broken into and robbed. The burglar(s?) came in through the ceiling, knocking out electricity in half of the store in the process. One of the shelves on our new comics rack was busted, our ECs and undergrounds in the large glass case were stirred around a bit (but otherwise unburgled), and the only things we appear to have lost were early Witchblades and Spawns, a handful of Spider-Man, and a couple recent variant covers.

Mostly, we’re pissed about the mess left behind than we are about the missing books. What a nuisance. There’s still a big pile of ceiling tiles and wiring around our graphic novel section and our toy shelves that needs to be cleaned up. Plus, we just had a lot of rewiring work done on that side of the store, which has all essentially been undone.

Yes, we’re still open for business, and new books are out for sale. The show must go on, as they say.

EDIT: Our intrepid local newspaper has the story on its site, so here are my corrections: there are two stores – Ralph’s Comic Corner (the store I manage), and Seth’s Games & Anime (the games and, you guessed it, anime store we lease out space to). The street address we use is 2379, the Ralph’s storefront, though I suppose I can’t blame them for getting that wrong…the space Seth occupies is technically 2343, but no one uses that address for anything.

Mad, Marvel, Maggin, and (Un-)Men.

Pal M.A. Masterson left a comment to yesterday’s post where, aside from correcting my spelling of “potrzebie,” recommended a review of the Mad Magazine board game. His instincts are good; I did indeed own the Mad board game, and, as M.A. says, the object of the game was to get rid of all your money. Alas, the board game is packed away somewhere in the depths of the parents’ garage, along with my other old board games, and I have not yet been able to recover it. However, you can read more about it at Boardgamegeek, which has lots and lots of photos of the board and of box covers from many lands.

I also want to find that box o’games, because I desperately want to recover my copy of the Greatest Board Game of All Time, The Sinking of the Titanic. But I digress.

Anyway, what I do have is the Mad Magazine Card Game, published by Parker Brothers in 1979:


Similar to the board game, the object is lose all of the cards in your hand, while forcing your opponents to acquire more cards.

The card faces all feature artwork by Jack Davis:


The numbered cards feature sequential gags (I left a couple out in this particular sequence to fit ’em on the scanner):


Don’t really have much more to say about it than that…Boardgamegeek has more pics, plus more foreign editions.


Hey, remember when I used to talk about comics on this site, once in a while?

  • I’ve been meaning to praise the World War Hulk mini-series event Marvel’s been running. I’m not following all the crossovers, but the concurrent Front Line mini has been reasonably entertaining as well. Tim O’Neil has a few words about how surprised he is that he’s actually enjoying a Marvel series, and I can’t disagree with anything he says.

    The big problem, of course, is how the series will wrap up in the Mighty Marvel “Status Quo – Successfully Maintained” Manner, since the Hulk 1) won’t be kicked off Earth for good, and 2) won’t be killed…oh, and 3) won’t conquer the Earth and become the ruler of the entire planet, as much fun as that might be. Or it might go the Civil War route, with a anticlimactic ending that simply leads into yet more crossover event fun. The book’s been pretty solid so far, though, so I’m not entirely without hope that we may, possibly, get some kind of reasonable resolution to the story. (Which will seemingly involve the Sentry, a character I didn’t have time for before, but has been used to interesting effect thus far in this series.)

    Other people have noted that you can’t really go wrong with Hulk Smashing, particularly right now, as it’s been a while since we’ve had a good old fashioned readable Marvel-style melee. Plus, there’s a bit of catharsis to it as well, as Hulk is laying a beat down on the heroes that Marvel has invested a lot of time and effort over the last year or so in getting the readers to actively dislike. An odd publishing strategy, I suppose, making readers hate your headliners (and a couple second stringers), but it worked out for the World War Hulk series.

    And there’s John Romita Jr. art. I love Romita Jr. art, but he so rarely draws anything I’d want to read. I think the last thing he drew that I read and enjoyed was Frank Miller’s Daredevil: The Man without Fear mini in ’93, so it’s been a bit of a dry spell for me.

    I’ll also note that the comic is selling enormously well at the shop…the central mini-series is, at any rate, with only a slight bump on the crossovers, while the tie-in minis are solid mid-range sellers.

  • Former comics writer Elliot S! Maggin is running for Congress in California. And, by the way, I live in his district, so I can vote for him. Not sure if it’ll do any good…the incumbent has been there since, it seems, California first became a state. But, if I have to choose between that guy and the guy who wrote this comic…well, I know where my loyalties lie.
  • The first issue of Swamp Thing spin-off The Un-Men comes out this week. If you don’t buy it, you’ll make a Mikester cry. And surely you don’t want that.

The value of nothing.

Finally…finally…got around to doing something with those four or five long boxes’ worth of comic book collections that were basically just dumped on us. I didn’t have any time to deal with them when they were given to us, and I didn’t have any place in the back room where they wouldn’t be completely in the way, so I just piled ’em up behind the counters in our trading card area and said “I’ll deal with them later.”

Now, “behind the counters in our trading card area” is not an appropriate comic book storage area, I realize, but at the time, that’s the space I had, and that’s where they went. And not just one collection, multiple collections. “Sigh, another box of comics dumped on us…well, put ’em with the rest of them, and we’ll get to them eventually.”

‘Course, things being what they are, this is what happens. I need to go to the trading card area, to pull out boxes of singles for someone, or to get a set or two out of one of the cases. I have to maneuver around the boxes to get to anything behind those counters. I think “Gosh dang it, I have to do something about these stupid comics.” Then my work day continues, and I have other, more important things to do than go through a bunch of comics we didn’t really want in the first place, and so there they sit, out of sight, out of mind until the next time I have to get into the trading card cabinets. Which, to be frank, isn’t that often, which is the other part of the problem…since those collections aren’t constantly in my way, they remained low priority.

I realize this may not present me in the best light, but surely some of you folks out there have had a project or two to do that wasn’t exactly pressing, that wasn’t going to pay off for the effort you had to put into it, but sorta needed doing anyway. The kind of project that makes you think, “I’ll get to it eventually,” but you have other things that need doing, like, I don’t know, shaving the cat or arranging your socks by color, that are more important.

Anyway, like I said at the beginning, there, I finally got around to doing something with them on Saturday. The County Fair is going right now, so a lot of the townfolk are attending that rather than patronizing their local small businesses, leaving me with a little extra time to attend to those unloved, forgotten funnybooks. Well, the Bangles are playing there, and I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend that REO Speedwagon is playing, too, so, really, how can we compare?

The ultimate goal with those comics is to dump ’em all into our bargain bins near the front of the store, which, you may be asking yourself, “Hey, why didn’t Mike just do that from the get-go, instead of bein’ all lazy?” Because, Ian, there’s some minor level of processing that needs to be done first. We need to make sure they’re all bagged…we have a box of used (but still good condition…we throw out the gross ones) comic bags taken off comics from other processed collections that we use for the bargain books. The comics that are already bagged need any preexisting price stickers removed or blacked out. We also need to get rid of the books I wouldn’t even sell in the bargain bins — torn, worn, cat pee, that sort of thing. The flip side of that is pulling out the books that I don’t want to sell in the bargain bin because they actually do have some value, or maybe we just happen to need them in the front of the store right now, and this saves me the trouble of digging our copies out of the storage room. For example, out of the books I was looking through, we needed a handful of Batman, Flash, and Silver Surfer books. Nothing major, nothing expensive…just run of the mill issues that we were missing up front and hadn’t yet been restocked.

Also, when I said these books were about four or five long boxes’ worth, that was just an equivalency. They didn’t come to us in long boxes…these books were in beaten, hammered brown cardboard boxes, or computer paper boxes, and the like. They were awkward, not easily stacked, which makes me wonder why I didn’t get around to the books before this. Except for the fact that the ugly, ungainly boxes just encouraged me to think “I really don’t want to deal with those right now.”

The reason I bring this up — and there’s a minor point to all this, somewhere…I’m circling around it, hopefully landing soon — is that there have been an awful lot of abandoned and dumped collections lately. You might remember this collection with its 117 copies of The Falcon and whatnot…but there have been several collections where we buy a handful of books from the person, refuse the rest…which end up being given to us anyway. Or, in some cases, we go through the collection, find nothing we want, and the person doing the selling tells us “Well, I don’t want to store them anymore, so you can have them.” It’d be nice if these were boxes full of, say, Adventure #247, but usually it’s the same ’90s X-books or Superman books or Valiant/Image books or whatever. Stuff we’ve seen plenty of, stuff we have plenty of, stuff we don’t want more of…and yet, there they are, dropped in our laps.

I realize that we’re our own worst enemies in this…we could very easily say “No, take the comics with you, we don’t want them.” We have said this, particularly in cases where the comics were obviously in unsellable condition. But, if it’s just common, low demand books, in relatively decent shape, we figure we can just use them for the bargain bin and take them in. But the sheer number of collections we’ve acquired like this lately — probably the other reason I’ve put off dealing with them, due to the overwhelming amount of books — has me curious. It used to be that if there was a collection we didn’t want, or even just a portion of it, the person would take those comics back and move along, either putting them back in storage or taking them to another store. If we didn’t value the books, the seller would sometimes take the position of “These are collectibles, I collected them, they must be valuable!” — and take them to another store to try to move there.

But today…maybe it’s folks moving out of the area due to the local increase in housing prices, dumping their collections because it’s less stuff to transport. Or after holding on to the comics for so many years, they finally realize they’ll never get anything for it, and rather than recycle the books, they’d dump them where they think people would appreciate them. Or for any number of reasons…but the collection dumpings are all from the result of people realizing their comics are worth nothing, or resigning themselves to the fact that they’ll never find buyers, or just deciding a large comic book collection is no longer something they need in their lives. One or two incidents of collection-dumping every once in a while is one thing…several in the space of the year is a little worrying. Almost certainly just coincidence, but that still seems like a lot of people in a short timeframe all deciding their comics were no longer of value enough to keep, either as a collectible or as an artform. I know I’m overthinking it, but it’s a curious trend, at any rate.

At least our bargain box hunters will be happy with all the new stock we’re getting.


The last few days:

  • Had a Giant-Size X-Men #1 in the case for all of about 5 minutes before it sold ($85 in Good to Very Good condition).
  • Sold three copies of Batman: The Killing Joke first printings…to the same guy.
  • Related: had a report from the San Diego Con that someone was selling one of the Killing Joke reprints for thirty bucks…compared to the $15 or so we sell our first printings for. That seller claimed it was a rare edition of the comic, and I can’t really argue that…I never see reprints of Killing Joke in collections. It’s invariably the first print, with the green logo.
  • Employee Aaron reported that a kid going through the bargain bins pulled up a comic and told his friend “Wow, look at this rare comic!” The book in question: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter. God bless that kid.

"Fool! With my brain power — I can twist your ectoplasm into so much mindless mist!"

Here is one of my all-time favorite Justice League of America sequences: while the disembodied mental projection of supervillain Hector Hammond gloats over a fallen Justice League, Professor Martin Stein (himself the floating disembodied mental projection portion of Firestorm, the Nuclear Man) decides to take action….

from Justice League of America #205 (August 1982) by Gerry Conway, Don Heck & Romeo Tanghal

A little San Diego swag.

So as I mentioned a couple days ago, I had a number of goodies and freebies acquired for me from the San Diego Comic Con, since I wasn’t in a position to attend yet again. My freebies, let me show you them:


This is the item I’d mentioned the other day, a thick “catalog” of the kinds of advanced tech available in the Eureka TV show’s mileu. The “Eye-Pod Sky Satellite Tracker,” the “Thought Messenger Earpiece” — each complete with product descriptions, diagrams, and photos of each of the show’s stars accompanying nearly every entry. This was a well thought-out, attractive advertisement for the show.


I wasn’t really planning on buying this, a novel detailing the events on Krypton, the lives of Superman’s parents Jor-El and Lara, up until the planet’s destruction. Still not, really, but this excerpt booklet is signed by the author, so what the heck, it’s a nice keepsake.

(And that’s how “packratting” works, friends.)


This Futurama mini-comic contains a new story plugging the forthcoming direct-to-DVD revival of the series, with the premise of the Package Express crew being invited to “Packagecon in Space Diego.” Sample dialogue from the book’s beginning:

Bender: “…I demand a hero’s welcome after 72 network episodes.”

Fry: “‘Network episodes?'”

Leela: “That’s what we call the deliveries we made for the Box Network, a division of Twentieth Century Box.”

Bender: “And by my count, we did 72 primetime episodes.”

Fry: “‘Primetime?'”

Leela: “That’s what we call deliveries between 8 and 11 PM, or 7 and 10 on Sundays.”

Nice slam at Fox and their program-killing scheduling changes (see also The Tick live action series) in that last bit there.


This is a Con-exclusive variant cover for the last issue of that Flash series-that-wasn’t. Shame about the comic inside, but that variant ain’t half bad lookin’. (Though it’s still not as good as the cover that inspired it.)


A handful of different cover flats for Star Trek novels were brought back from the Con, and I kept this one to remind myself to look for the book when it finally comes out. I don’t read a whole lot of Star Trek books any more, aside from the William Shatner ghost-written novels (as those are constructed from pure Nerdgasmite and a lot of fun) and the Peter David novels (like the one above), which are generally clever and entertaining.

Actually, glancing through the other Trek novel flats we received, some of those grabbed my attention as well. One follows the adventures of the Enterprise-E after the events in Star Trek: Nemesis, the last Next Generation film, in which Picard has lost Riker to his own command, must deal with the loss of Data, has Worf as his new first officer, and hijinks ensue. Another book follows Riker to his new ship, the Titan, and the adventures he has there. Makes me wonder, just a bit, if the Trek books are going to attempt to follow the Star Wars novel template and maintain a tighter continuity among the books in their post-Nemesis universe.


These are kinda geekishly cool…portable Flash drives designed to look like Star Wars characters (and apparently prepackaged with Star Wars content on the drives, like wallpapers, movies, and sound bytes). Come to think of it, in the movies, wasn’t Artoo kind of like a giant rolling Flash drive, anyway? He kept getting plugged into different machines, from Imperial computers to X-Wings, and people kept putting info onto the drive willy-nilly (Death Star plans, holograms of princesses)….


A few good buttons this year, not too many…this one ties in to the Heroes TV show….


…and this little teeny-tiny one (blown up good ‘n’ big here) ties into some old obscure comic strip I’m sure you’ve never heard of.

That’s not nearly everything that was brought back for me…I have about a million promo postcards that I’m not sure what I’ve going to do with, but I also got a free paperback science fiction novel (Spin State by Chris Moriarty) which looks pretty good, and plenty of freebie bookmarks to use with it. And I was also given a copy of the Con’s Event Guide, which not only details all the panels I missed, but also has a swell cover by Sergio Aragones.

So, you folks what attended the San Diego Con…what was your favorite freebie?

San Diego, Babylon 5, The Simpsons, and crass commercialism.

  • You know, I didn’t even go to the San Diego Comic Con, and I feel worn out from it anyway. If you need to know more about what happened there, Tom’s got the links you need.

    Pal Dorian and I are thinking about attending the next Los Angeles Wizard World convention, since neither of us made it to San Diego. Not quite the same, I know, but should make for some good ‘blogging, at the very least. If you happen to be going to that same convention, keep an eye out for us…Dor will be dressed as a Borgified Han Solo, and I’ll be wearing my Red Sonja costume.

    Some of my faithful minions did bring me back some ill-gotten gains from the wilds of the Con, which I haven’t really had time to finish going through, yet. I did get lots of new buttons, oh yes, and a cute promo booklet for the Sci-Fi Channel show Eureka, done up like a little catalog for the crazy inventions that appear on the program. There was also a set of Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger headphones for use with your transistor radios or your portable cassette players, and you have my permission to punch me if you see me wearing them.

    More reports on the San Diego freebies once I finish…processing them.

  • Apparently, if you buy the new Babylon 5: The Lost Tales DVD at Best Buy, it comes packaged with an “exclusive” B5 comic book. Now, I figured it was just going to be a small-sized reprint of one of the several DC Comics-produced B5 funnybooks, but it is in fact a brand new short story (six pages), written by B5 creator J. Michael Straczynski and illustrated by Kaare Andrews and Shannon Blanchard. It explains where B5 regulars G’Kar and Dr. Franklin are during the course of the stories presented on this DVD…and it functions as a nice tribute as well, since the actors who portrayed those characters (Andreas Katsulas and Richard Biggs) had both unfortunately passed away since the original B5 series wrapped.


    As for the actual DVD movie itself…it is split into two parts: the first half involves a straight-faced, sci-fi take on demonic possession. I know how that sounds, but it’s pretty good and includes some nice bits of business about the impact of mankind’s departure into space upon the Earthbound religions. The second story, which, alas, I haven’t finished watching yet (I’m writing this, instead!) has President Sheridan directly confronting that old philosophical problem of whether you would kill Hitler as a baby if you know it would save lives later. Soon as I post this, I’ll finish watching it and find out how it ends. Entertaining so far, though…Galen the Technomage from Crusade is in this story, and he’s always fun to have around.

  • The Simpsons Movie, as you might have heard, has done shockingly well over its opening weekend, taking in over $74,000,000 domestically. There’s life in those old Simpsons yet, apparently. The movie itself is a hoot, and surprisingly doesn’t go too overboard with its freedom from broadcast TV restrictions (there’s only one gag that couldn’t be done on regular television, no way, no how, and the only non-family hour vulgarity uttered in the film…at least, that I recall…comes from the last person you’d expect). Solid laughs, and some actual touching moments, throughout, with only the scenes with “President Schwarzenegger” falling mostly flat.
  • Speaking of The Simpsons…as I first noted on this site back in November, Alan Moore (along with other comic book luminaries Art Spiegelman and Dan Clowes) will be appearing on the October 7th episode. Another comic book store opens in Springfield (run by a character voiced by Jack Black), much to the chagrin of local shop owner Comic Book Guy. “NERDIEST…EPISODE…EVER,” if I may dare to say so.
  • I’ve added a couple new thingies to the sidebar…one is an Amazon.com affiliate link, which I’ve been meaning to do for, like, forever. If you buy stuff through that link, I get a small piece of the action, which will help keep me in Diet Coke and sausages. There’s also a small PayPal button there, too, because while I’m too proud to beg, I’m not too proud to keep an internet payment service from doing it for me.

    And it’s been there for a while, but clicking on the “Hosted by 1&1” link and buying some product and/or service from them gets me a little something, too. I’ve been using 1&1 as my hosting service for the nearly four years I’ve been running this site of mine, and I’ve been very happy with them. Maybe you will be, too.

    As far as I know, the banner ad for The Rack doesn’t pay me anything, unless those guys are sittin’ on my money. You know they’ve got the phat cash.

    Sigh. Sorry for the commercial, pals. Just trying to get a little ahead, just like everyone else on the planet.