Satan Saturday #3.

THE INCIDENTS YOU HAVE SEEN ARE TRUE

THE NAMES WERE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNO…OH, WAIT, RIGHT

from Adam-12 #5 (November 1974)

Super Mario Bros. Saturday #1.

UNLESS THE “THING” IN QUESTION IS OUR MOVIE

IN WHICH CASE…NEVER MIND

from Adventures of the Super Mario Brothers #8 (September 1991)
by Bill Vallely, Mark McClellan, George Wildman, et al.

Snake Eyes Saturday #1.

WATCH “SHARK WEEK” ON TELEVISION?

GO AHEAD, WIMP

from G.I. Joe #47 (May 1986) by Larry Hama, Rod Whigham & Andy Mushynsky

Supergirl Saturday #1.

“SUPERMAN’S COUSIN?”

PFFFT, THAT’S SILLY

detail from the packaging for the DC Direct Supergirl mini-statue (2002)

Doctor Spider Saturday #1.

SIR, I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW

THE CRACKPOT PARTY IS WELL-RESPECTED AND HAS GOOD IDEAS

from Sandman #6 (Dec/Jan 1975-1976) by Michael Fleisher, Jack Kirby & Wally Wood


 
 
(updated 8/2017)

Slug Saturday #1.

TERRIBLE SAN DIEGO CON COUPLE COSPLAY IDEA

NUMBER FREAKIN’ ONE

from Web of Spider-Man Annual #4 (1988) by Steve Gerber & Cynthia Martin

SUB-MARINER SATURDAY #1.

NAMOR HAS HAD IT

WITH THESE MOTHERFREAKIN’ SLYTHERIN

from Marvel Mystery Comics #8 (June 1940) by Bill Everett
– reprinted in Marvel Super-Heroes #1 (October 1966)

Satan Saturday #2.

MORE TRUSTING THAN YOUR CELL PHONE COMPANY

AND ONLY HALF AS EVIL

from The Unexpected #196 (March 1980) by Mike W. Barr & Vic Catan