Lookin’ at your predictions, part one of about a thousand.

Okay, I’m going to start a little earlier on your predictions than I planned, only because there’s a whole lot of them, and I don’t know what my schedule is going to be like for the rest of the week. As it is, even though I don’t plan on discussing every prediction, I’m still probably breaking this into two parts. Besides, the real fun will be going back to these predictions a year later and seeing who was right!

I realized I was going to come up with some predictions of my own, and…well, boy, I’m having a hard time coming up with some. I think DC will hold the $2.99 price through the year, because not doing so would certainly look bad for them, wouldn’t it?

Sales will continue to suffer on redundant books (i.e. the thirteen or so Thor mini-series, for example) but no one will learn any lessons from this.

Someone will put out a complete edition of William Overgard’s Rudy. (Hey, let a boy dream.)

A new Swamp Thing series will be announced by the end of the year, firmly planted (heh) in the DC Universe. And it will turn out to be awesome.

The rerelease of Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely’s Flex Mentallo in a new collected edition will be met with confusion and fear from the usual suspects.

And I think Wizard will end its print edition and move solely online…if it continues to exist at all. Unless the decision is made to relaunch with a New! Number! One! amongst much ballyhoo and a new, expanded price guide (which is the primary reason anyone asks for Wizard anymore, anyway).

Okay, on to your predictions:

  • Mike (no relation) says

    “not a prediction- but I would love a year where a powerful character or entity isn’t easily bamboozled and ‘taken over’– skrulls, black lanterns, chaos and other things become tiresome!”

    Well, that is a standard storytelling trope for superhero funnybooks…it is a little played out, but we’ll see if folks can resist bringing it back!

  • The Sniffer sniffs

    “Joe Quesada will end his reign as Editor in Chief at Marvel. He will be given another job within the Disney Company, higher up. He will be replaced by a Disney insider, not currently someone working for Marvel.”

    Actually, you were part right already…Quesada is out as E-I-C, but remains as “Chief Creative Officer,” which, technically, is still within Disney, if more a lateral transition than a promotion. His replacement is from within Marvel, however. So, mostly a hit, I think!

  • Pal Kurt proclaims

    “Marvel and DC will be forced to merge, due to low sales, creating a new company called Marcy. The best-selling book will be their team up book, Brave & The Two-in-One.”

    Actually, I wonder, with the change in E-I-Cs, if we will see a new intercompany crossover between the Big Two. It’s been a while…but with the current focus on movies and exploiting the properties and corporate identities outside of the comics world, blurring the lines with crossovers may be put on the backburner.

  • Rich Handley hands in

    “Swamp Thing will return, but in the mainstream universe. His story will become far less cerebral as he regularly interacts with folks in Spandex.”

    Oh, sir, perhaps less cerebral, but as I said about, more awesome. Frankly, I’m pretty Vertigo-ed out on the Vertigo Comics Swamp Thing comics…I can use a Swamp Thing/Doc Savage team up about now.

  • Hey ho, TomO sez

    “DC will lose patience waiting for everyone to flock to their titles now that they are all $2.99, and we’ll see a line-wide increase to $3.99 announced by October 2011.”

    Like I said, I think DC will hold out at least through the year…but I totally expect a line-wide increase to $3.99 sooner rather than later, and it will certainly be because sales won’t increase enough to justify holding the lower price point.

    “Pogs come back in a big way!”

    This is the worst thing you could have possibly said.

    Seriously, though…we’re edging ever closer to that 20 year nostalgia cycle. Will there be Pog nostalgia?

    God I hope not.

  • Steve has some interesting predictions here:

    “At least one independent publisher will go completely day-and-date with digital releases.”

    “Marvel and DC won’t go fully day-and-date, but one of them will try it with an *ongoing* series (priced the same as the print version).”

    I’ve not really much to say about the whole digital thing, since, obviously, my bias is toward selling print editions and I haven’t paid much attention to the whole digital hoohar. But the above predictions seem reasonable to me.

    “The Thor and Captain America movies will make a ton of money, but not quite as much as was hoped for, leading some to question whether the superhero movie is dead and whether Marvel’s strategy in that arena is sound, even though they make a ton of money.”

    I suspect there is a danger of oversaturation, but I don’t know that we’ll see a real decline until after the Avengers movie, which will either do well on the novelty value of teaming all these characters together, or be outright rejected as being too much to take in one film. We’ll see.

    “Fear Itself will make a relative ton of money, but not quite as much as hoped for, leading some to question whether the event comic is dead and whether Marvel’s strategy in that arena is sound, even though it makes a relative ton of money.”

    At least at our shop, the constant onslaught of crossovers and events from Marvel is result in dismal sales for the tie-ins. While the central series might do okay (like Shadowland and Chaos War), the tie-ins wither on the vine. I expect Fear Itself to go the same way.

    “DC will launch another new ongoing Superman book.”

    Ooh. That’s a possibility, though I think Action will go back to running Superman stories, which would relieve the need for another books for Supes. And with the end of the “Grounded” storyline (hopefully) in sight, we’ll have plain ol’ Superman stories in Superman soon, too.

    “Dynamite and BOOM! move to the ‘front’ of the Previews catalog.”

    Surprised they haven’t yet, though Boom! feels a more likely suspect than Dynamite, for some reason.

  • aj submits

    “Grant Morrison will be revealed for the acid tripping megalomaniac he truly is.”

    I believe you mean “the acid tripping genius.”

    “JLA will be cancelled, lacking editorial directives that can make a cohesive book.”

    Justice League is one of those flagship books that will exist in one form or another, regardless. Though, I could see the book being relaunched and centered on Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman yet again.

    “Walking Dead will have season two, and rabid fans will boycott it.”

    Seems like this was already happening, as there seemed to be pretty vocal criticism of every episode past the first one. (Though I thought the series has been fine, so far…just about as good as I expected a series based on a comic book called The Walking Dead to be.)

  • Thwacko make a critical hit with

    “One of the second or third tier publishers will go out of business or be bought out by a bigger publisher.”

    The first part…sure, they go out of business all the time. And I expect even more of a contraction of publishers in the marketplace in the near future. But as for buying out…not sure if anyone has the money for that kind of thing right now. Maybe some creator owned titles might swap publishers, sure.

    “The return of licensed character titles to the big two.”

    Well, DC has Doc Savage and Spirit, which probably isn’t what you mean. I’m trying to think of other available cartoon and movie properties…but it seems like Dark Horse, Boom! and other indies have got the licenses pretty well tied up. Marvel has quite a few licensed properties right now…like Anita Blake and all the sci-fi and novel adaptations. DC might be more interested in focusing on Warner Bros. properties, and Marvel may have an influx of Disney properties to deal with…I’m sure we’ll see soon enough.

  • Thelonius Nick jazzes things up with

    “The Cap and Green Lantern movies will do well at the box office without translating into any significant sales bump for their respective comic franchises. Thor’s Asgardian setting won’t translate well to the big screen and will be critically shunned and poorly attended.”

    Well, the sales bump thing almost goes without saying…as usual, if there’s a bump at all, it’ll be before the film comes out. I think Thor might actually do very well, to be honest…the trailers certainly look exciting, and the general public usually seems okay with giving superhero movies (if not comics) a chance.

    “Marvel will continue to dick around with Dr. Strange in the pages of the Avengers and fail for yet another year to give him his own ongoing title. Pissed off Strangefans will hex Marvel by the powers of the Vishanti and the company will end the year in flames, literally.”

    Don’t mess with Dr. Strange fans, that’s for sure. But Doc is one of those characters that seems to be waiting for just the right interpretation to keep a book going for more than a few months or so. Maybe he’ll get a book eventually…but probably not this year, is my guess.

  • Buzz buzzes

    “Sudden & dramatic collapse of brick & mortar stores, both mainstream & speciality shops (such as comic book shops). Existing stores that survive will do so by either offering services to readers (such as B&N allowing one to browse through any e-book they offer while in their store, thus encouraging people to buy a Nook & regularly visit the B&N coffee shop; or in the case of comic book/pop culture stores to offer gaming, etc.).”

    Well, as I said, I have a bias, so I certainly hope not. Though it does seem like small businesses of all kinds are taking it in the shorts right now, as the economy struggles for stability. I’d like to think that there will always be room for print comics, and I’m guessing we’re still a bit away from digital platforms totally replacing physical formats, but as old guys like me, who like reading from paper, die off, and are replaced by kids with internet jacks plunged directly into their eyes, it’s possible bookstores and comic book stores will go the way of record stores: small, dusty places in the bad part of town, frequented by creepy old guys. Which describes some comic book stores now, I realize.

  • Ian @TRO orders

    “More Omnibi. “

    Well, sure. Digital hasn’t killed the four color star yet, so folks are always interested in big fat collections of old comics.

    “More Vertigo characters in DCU.”

    For a while there it seemed like the only Vertigo character that wasn’t allowed in the DCU was Swamp Thing. Well, okay, and John Constantine, too. I don’t know who’s left to make the transition…but I’d pay one American dollar for a Preacher/JLA team-up.

    “Hopfully more than one Milestone character gets an ongoing (IE, in addition to Xombi mini)”

    If Xombi does well, sure. I’d like to see Icon come back.

  • “Marvel will have some events.”

    Oh, sure, what are the chances of that?


      Okay, that’s enough for today. Be back tomorrow for more prediction shenanigans.

On the other hand, the Gladstone albums came with those cool trading cards.

Still looking for your 2011 comic book predictions, so please feel free to add them in the comments on that post…even if they are just gag predictions, you jokers. I’ll probably discuss some of the predictions in a couple of days, and maybe lay down a few of my own.

In other news:

  • Well, here comes the fourth ongoing Green Lantern series, only it’s all about the Red Lanterns, which seems awfully unnecessary, except 1) it’s written by Peter Milligan, so, you know, it’ll probably be good, and 2) Dex-Starr, the Red Lantern cat is in it, and who can resist a cute little homicidal kitty? Stronger folks than me, that’s who.

    This still leaves us with about two too many Green Lantern-related comics, but DC’s still riding that huge bump of interest in the franchise after the sales success of Blackest Night, and sales on the GL books are still very strong. Plus, Marvel’s not the only company that’ll saturate the shelves with books tying into a forthcoming movie…just that DC doesn’t get to do it too often.

  • In other DC news, letter columns are coming back, so losing those two pages of story and art in DC’s books in order to keep the price point (temporarily) at $2.99 will be countered by content provided by you, the reader.

    I used to really like reading letters columns, probably for the same reason I enjoy fanzines…exposure to what other fans are thinking about the same books I’m reading (and of course trying to glean hints about What’s to Come from the editorial responses). Nowadays, for those of us who regularly endure online fandom, there’s no shortage of this sort of thing available to those who want it, even if it’s without the editorial filter that would weed out the…less socially-adapted, shall we say. I admit I’d sort of stopped reading the letter pages in recent years, before DC dropped them entirely. Not sure I’m looking forward to their return, but…hmm, I wonder if I wrote in, they’d let me plug my site? Always look for the silver lining!

    (Johanna has additional commentary.)

  • So Bully, The Little Bull What Is Stuffed, was pulling your leg (with his little stuffed hooves wrapped around your ankle, tugging furiously) with his 365 Days with The Guy Freaking Out on The Cover of Action Comics #1, but he’s not pulling your leg with 365 Days with the Warriors Three! Spend the year the way our forefathers intended…with Fandral, Hogun and Volstagg!
  • Big news from Fantagraphics, as they’re publishing the complete Disney Ducks work of Carl Barks in full color hardcover volumes. This really is some of the best storytelling comics has to offer, and if you don’t have any of this stuff already, you need to check it out.

    Now, I already spent 10+ years (and, ahem, more money than I care to think about) buying the Gladstone color Carl Barks Library softcover albums, which, as I seem to recall, covered nearly all of Barks’ Disney output. There was apparently a story or two that were left out…I don’t recall the specifics, but I seem to remember at least one Daisy Duck story not making it into the series, and probably more that that…but they are long out of print, and the binding on these wasn’t the best in the world, so the Fantagraphics project is quite welcome. There are some comics that should never be unavailable, and the work of Carl Barks is at the top of that list.

“…For that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.”


Haven’t done this for a couple of years, and my pal Cable up there ain’t gonna let you go ’til you have something to say in the comments section. And what I’m looking for is…your predictions for 2011! No, no, not Coast to Coast AM-style “psychic” predictions, like “I expect a major storm to hit the U.S.” or “there will be unrest in the Mideast.” I mean, predictions about the comics industry, about publishing trends, about what may happen to your favorite characters, about the retail market, about fandom, etc., so on, and so forth.

Just leave ’em in the comments, but first read these rules that I cut ‘n’ pasted from the last time I did this, and that I’m asking you to please respect:

1. Don’t read the other predictions before entering your own! I’m curious to see how many people come up with similar ideas…that might tell us something about common perceptions of the industry.

2. Don’t criticize other people’s predictions There’ll be a chance to discuss the likelihood, or lack thereof, of some predictions in my forthcoming post analyzing the contributions. I would prefer not to have any arguments break out in my comments section.

3. Don’t predict anyone’s death. I mean, honestly. (ADDENDUM: I mean, the death of real people. Comic characters are fair game. Like B.C.‘s Cute Chick. She’s totally a goner.)

So, please, if you are so inclined, give it a shot. What do you see happening in the funnybook world over the next twelve months? Feel free to leave your predictions, as we are all interested in the future….

image from X-Men Adventures #8 (June 1993) by Ralph Macchio, Chris Batista & Mark McKenna

Things from my comments sections, both wonderful and terrifying.

So, you, the readers, have been contributing a bit of content in my comments sections recently, which I always appreciate…partially because I always like finding out about new things, but mostly so I can appropriate what you’ve submitted and turn it into site content.

Like, for example, reader Cobalt informing me about the fact that the little rabbit in the old Pete Puma cartoon is saying actual dialogue, just sped up very fast (a fact I may have been somewhat aware of, but never really thought about it until, well, now). And then reader Mike points me in the direction of this YouTube clip, where the little rabbit’s voice is slowed down into comprehensibility. Interestingly, while most of the dialogue is meaningful in context, there is a small bit where the rabbit is talking about an oak tree that doesn’t seem to relate to anything (which someone in the video’s comment section, in a rare instance of a YouTube commenter actually being sane, also notes). It sort of sounds to me like this piece of dialogue was just spliced in to extend this particular bit of the rabbit’s sped-up speech to fit the animation. I haven’t any idea, really, and maybe someone else can clear it up for us.

Another thing dropped into a recent comments section was from reader A.L., who produces the beautifully-illustrated webcomic Rose Madder. He has earned the title “Arch-Nemesis of Progressive Ruin” for daring to drop a link to this piece of Disney merchandise, and baby, if I have to think about Minnie Mouse squeezing her tuckus into a slinky, form-fitting Tron outfit, then so do you:

YOU CAN’T

UNTHINK IT

Just a little something to bring with you into the new year. No need to thank me.

And speaking of the new year…I certainly hope you all have a safe and happy new year’s celebration, and I’ll see you all in 2011! At least, those of you who are still willing to come back to the site after what A.L. and I have done to you.

Happy New Year, everybody!

Progressive Ruin presents…the End of Civilization.

Is there any better time to end civilization than at the end of the year? I think not, sir and/or madam. Please grab your copy of the latest Diamond Previews (Jan 2011) and let’s say goodbye to 2010 the best way we possibly can: by making bad jokes about silly stuff in a catalog:

p. 19 – DC Comics Top Secret Free Comic Book Day 2011 Edition:


Oh boy, I can’t wait for this 16-page long FCBD preview of DC’s forthcoming Batman and/or Superman and/or DC Universe-centric line-wide epic crossover, with some sketchbook/editorial material and plenty of house ads!

p. 24 – DC Heroclix: Green Lantern Figure:


Crud, I already did the cucumber joke. “BEWARE MY CACTUS OF JUSTICE!” …No, no, that doesn’t work…. I’ll think of something.

p. 25 – FCBD 2011 Silver Wrist Band:


NOTICE: FCBD 2011 Silver Wrist Bands do not improve your strength, balance, or flexibility, and there is no credible scientific evidence to support such claims.

(In case you’re wondering what I’m talking about.)

p. 63 – Toy Story Woody’s Roundup #2 – Bullseye:


Hmm. A limited edition collectors’ figurine based on a character whose first appearance was in a film which contained explicit criticism of the collectors’ mentality. …I’m so confused.

p. 141 – Ame-Comi Heroine Series Wonder Woman V3 PVC Figurine:


I would give One American Dollar for this to be the costume in whatever live-action version of Wonder Woman ends up happening.

p. 249 – Female Force: Ruth Handler, The Creator of Barbie:


Mattel generally has a pretty good sense of humor about how other people use the Barbie property. I foresee no problems with this.

p. 266 – Warlord of Mars: Dejah Thoris #1:

Well, thank goodness they’re offering a “risque cover” variant:


As opposed to this totally non-risque one:

p. 297 – The Hardy Boys The New Case Files Volume 2: Break-Up! SC:


Break up? I didn’t even know they were going out.

p. 336 – The Comics: The Complete Collection HC:


Contains every single comic ever published between these two covers. All of them. What part of “Complete” are you having trouble understanding?

NOTE: Portions of Drabble have been omitted for space considerations.

p. 339 – Creating Comics from Start to Finish:


“First, get a tiny woman with large breasts and no legs to sit on your art board.”

p. 362 – Barbie Dolls of the World: Australia Landmark Doll:


It’s a dress based on the Sydney Opera House. Yes, really. I’m waiting for a dress based on this.

p. 368 – Spongebob Squarepants Trexi 3-Inch Vinyl Figure:

THE FOUR STAGES OF IMMINENT BATHROOM ACCIDENT:


DESPAIR


PANIC


ACCEPTANCE


REGRET

(PLEASE NOTE: While I’ve seen some Spongebob Squarepants, I’ve not seen them all, but I’ve seen enough to realize that I could very well be describing something that actually happened in an episode. I have no idea.)

p. 372- Hello Kitty World: Cruise Ship Playset:

Why, this doesn’t look seaworthy at all.


“The sinking of the Hello Kitty World Cruise Ship has been confirmed. All kitties reported lost.”

p. 386 – Giant Tyrannosaurus Model Kit:


Pretty sure this is a reissue of the Tyrannosaurus model kit I had as a kid. The thing had glow in the dark eyes and teeth, man. It was awesome. I’m guessing my parents paid far less for it in the 1970s than the $80 price tag it carries now.

p. 394 – Disney X Medicom Alice in Wonderland – Mad Hatter Mickey Vinyl Collector Doll:

So they decided against Mickey changing appearance (i.e. becoming “Evil Mickey”) in the Epic Mickey video game…and yet, this is happening:


Just as long as we never see Mickey do this.

BONUS – Solicitation text contains the following sentence:

“Mickey Mouse has truly gone gonzo.”

I look forward to reading a collection of Mickey’s journalistic endeavors.

p. 404 – Pop! Heroes: Batgirl Vinyl Figure:


“OH GOD WHY DID YOU TAKE MY EYES, WHY”

p. 405 – Star Wars Darth Vader 20-oz. Ceramic Mug:


“Join Us Or Die!” is a pretty heavy message to hit someone with first thing in the morning, when they’re trying to have their first cup of coffee of the day. Just, you know, ease ’em into it. “Join Us…and Just Relax, Man. Enjoy Your Cuppa Joe.”

Marvel Previews p. 1 – Venom #1:


Hmm…”his first ongoing series!” That’s strange, it seems to me there was something prior to this. Lemme think here….

Marvel Previews p. 97 – Venom by Daniel Way Ultimate Collection TPB:

Oh, right, this series!


Unless it was advertised as an 18-issue mini-series, which, admittedly, I may have missed.

This dude is more punk rock than you will ever be.


I mean, just look at him back there, in his little hat and sleeveless shirt, makin’ hot dogs and flouting societal conventions. Let your freak flag fly, maaaaan…oh, wait, that’s for hippies, I’m pretty sure. Well, you know what I mean.

For more examples of antiestablishment funnybookin’, may I suggest ComicPunx?

image from Superman: The Animated Series Season Two episode “Double Shot”

Sometimes you just have to link to a page of sound clips from a Pete Puma cartoon.

MORE CHRISTMAS GIFTS:

Given to me by Employee Aaron is this fine example of science journalism:


He’s a card, that former employee Aaron.

And given by me to pal Dorian was a bottle o’hooch with a custom label featuring Dor’s favorite character. You can see the actual bottle at Dor’s site, and right here is a better look at the label itself:

In other news:

  • Bully, the Little Stuffed Bull, is just about to wrap up 365 Days of Hank McCoy, but get a load of this new thing: 365 Days with The Guy Freaking Out on the Cover of Action Comics #1. Fantastic.
  • It’s time once again for another installment of Nobody Else’s Favorites…gimme a D!
  • Here’s the full original art for a very depressing Christmas story, illustrated by Rick Veitch and written by the late Steve Perry.
  • For no good reason whatsoever, Employee Aaron and I like doing impressions of the relatively little-used Warner Brothers character Pete Puma (as voiced, back in the ’50s and even ’til today by Stan Freberg). And that’s why I’m posting this page of clips from the Pete Puma cartoon “Rabbit’s Kin.” Enjoy.
  • P-Tor over at Sanctum Sanctorum informs me that there is are a series of fundraising auctions for Bill Mantlo, the former comics writer who was seriously injured years ago, and now needs full-time medical care. All the pieces feature Rom, and some of the contributing artists include Zack Soto and Mike Allred. You can also the see the artwork here.

“Let her go, Man-Jaw, or I’ll be forced to kick myself in the head!”

So I was watching the episode “Mxyzpixilated” from season 2 of Superman: The Animated Series, featuring, as you might guess, Mr. Mxyzptlk. At one point during the story, Clark Kent is scanning the Daily Planet funny pages, into which Mxyzptlk has inserted himself as one of the strips:


Thanks to the miracle of DVD technology, and my obsessive need to repeatedly pause and look at details of cartoons that otherwise would just flash by onscreen, only barely noticed by the viewer, I was able to get a better look at the other strips on the page. According to the episode’s commentary track, the other strips are in-jokes and references to members of the production team, in addition to being parodies of popular comics.

Of the production team members referenced, the most recognizable is, of course, Paul Dini, one of the prime movers behind DC’s animation initiative. Here he is in a parody of Calvin & Hobbes:


The next strip is, of course, a parody of Peanuts, where the “punchline” is (again, according the commentary) a direct quote from the person being caricatured:


The next parodies Dick Tracy, and I’d almost rather read this than what’s going on in the real Dick Tracy strip right now:


And here’s the Mxyzptlk strip, credited to Superman’s (and Mxy’s!) creators Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster:


And the last looks like a parody of, if not the strip Momma, then at least of cartoonist Mell Lazarus’s style, with a pretty brutal last panel (what you can see of it) which they probably only got away with due to it only appearing onscreen for a split second:


Whenever brief gags like this flash by, I wonder if there were kids watching this as it originally aired, or during reruns, who were tantalized by the quick glimpse they were able to grab, who knew there was more there than what they saw, but missed their chance to see what was there. Even if they recorded it on their VCR, getting consistently clean stills when pausing the tape was never a sure thing. And beyond even that, I wonder if the people behind the cartoons ever thought there’d come a time when in-jokes like these would ever become easily accessible to anyone outside of the team that actually produced these shows.

Well, okay, they probably did, fans being obsessive about this sort of thing and all (like, oh, say, screen-capturing the frames in question and straightening them out). But I certainly wanted to show my appreciation for the extra level of detail and humor added into what is already an excellent cartoon.

EDIT: I’m being told in the comments section here that the Modern Masters Volume 3: Bruce Timmbook includes the above artwork in full, and is much more clear than in my screenshots. So check that out if you get a chance!