Charles Barkley And The Referee Murders (1993).







Tom Spurgeon, on his fine Comics Reporter site yesterday, made a list of sports-related comics and mentioned in passing a certain Charles Barkley And The Referee Murders comic book. Well, it just so happens that I had a copy or two of this still floating around the shop….

In 1993, Hamilton Comics published this full-color album-sized graphic novel, written by science fiction author Alan Dean Foster and illustrated by veteran comics artist Joe Staton. Somehow they managed to convince basketball star Charles Barkley into directly participating rather than just licensing out his name, and according to the copious behind-the-scenes material included in this book, they had him in a studio for an hour, taking reference photos.

And boy, did Hamilton get its money’s worth on those photos. Those pictures are everywhere in this book, and I don’t mean just how they’re used in Staton’s art. The back cover is comprised of 15 reference shots of the many emotions of Charles Barkley:







and there is even a whole sheet of perforated stamps — as in lickable, stickable stamps — inserted into the book:







Plus, at the outer bottom corners of the pages inside are two different “flip-book” picture sequences of Barkley:







…one with him taking off his hat, and the other of him turning around to give you the stink-eye. This clearly wasn’t planned (or, at least, told to Mr. Staton) until after the artwork was completed, since the flip-pictures are placed over what appear to be fully-drawn panels.

As for the story itself…well, there are murders, and apparently basketball is instrumental in solving the crime. Okay, maybe there’s a little more to it than that…Barkley finds himself under suspicion after referees he had argued with at prior basketball games are found murdered, and he sets out to find the real culprits (complete with his Dick Tracy-style get-up he conveniently receives as a gift from a fan). Trying to plug a basketball star into a hardboiled detective story sounds like an idea whose time hasn’t quite come, but it’s not as bad as you’re probably thinking. There is a sense of humor and lightness to the dialogue, and it’s a breezy read. Not deep, you’ll forget it two minutes later, but pleasant enough.

Speaking of the dialogue, Sir Charles does receive an “additional dialogue” credit. During the photoshoot, he was presented with several situations from the story, and Barkley came up with his own lines for those sequences. All together, nine word balloons are his doing, and the behind-the-scenes material indicates which ones they are and where they can be found in the story. My favorite line: “Listen! Them country bumpkins are a lot tougher than they look!”

Alan Dean Foster has a memory or two of his own from working on this book, which can be found in this short interview.

This wasn’t Sir Charles Barkley’s only foray into four color fun…there was also the immortal Godzilla Vs. Barkley, which may sound silly to you, but darned if we didn’t sell out of it when it came out. And darn again if we don’t keep selling it whenever we get it in as a back issue. I do wonder what sort of lawyer meetings were involved to determine who got top billing.

1. For Christmas, my parents were kind enough to give me a scanner of my very own, so I can stop mooching off the one at work. Now, should the sudden urge strike me to, say, post a picture of the Bi-Beast pasting the Harpy with a serious haymaker:


from Incredible Hulk #169 (November 1973) by Steve Englehart, Herb Trimpe & Jack Abel



…I can do so right away, without having to plan a day in advance to scan the item at the shop. Higher bandwidth usage, here I come!

2. Christmas Day Eve, I finally got around to watching the Spider-Man 2 DVD with the pop-up commentary. Aside from catching the word “villain” spelled incorrectly at least once, I was amused at the occasional attempts at explaining Spidey’s convoluted comic book continuity. The interminable Spider-clone storyline wasn’t brought up, but mention was made of Aunt May’s “death” and subsequent return (complete with an explanation of the imposter Aunt May), Spidey getting his alien symbiote costume during Secret Wars, and even Spidey’s “six-armed” incarnation from around issue #100 of Amazing. I could only wonder what non-comic fans (i.e. the vast majority of the audience for this film) will make of some of these referenced storylines. A nice addition to the commentary, however, was Stan Lee’s lament that people keep forgetting the hyphen in “Spider-Man.” That bothers me, too.

3. Thanks to the Real Sam Johnson for his plug of my Swamp Thing contest. Only a week to go…I still want your entries!

4. Commenter Bob points me in the direction of a Sheldon Mayer website…I think I may have linked to it before, but even if I did, it’s always worth a second look.




from Sugar and Spike #32 (January 1961) – art by Sheldon Mayer

"It’s beginning to look a lot like Elfquest…."

Just a quick note to, well, note that after several months of moribund sales on the new Elfquest archival and paperback releases by DC Comics, we suddenly sold a heaping load of them over the last two days. I would make some kind of tortured allegedly-humorous play on words between “Elfquest” and Santa’s elves, but I’ve had a long day, and I’ve got a long night ahead of me.

Anyway, everyone have a pleasant Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Good Winter Solstice…I hope you all appreciate the sentiment, regardless of its wording.

1. At the store yesterday:

Kid Chris: “I don’t know what to get you for Christmas, Mike. What do you get for the man who has everything?”

Me: “A screen door for my submarine?”

2. Today’s Foxtrot Christmas gag rubs some LiveJournalers the wrong way.

3. In my contest plug-fest last night, I forgot about Beaucoup Kevin’s Julius giveaway. You have until Dec. 30th to enter.

4. Yes, our store is open today, and I plan on being there through to our regular closing time since there’s almost always somebody who shows up at the last second for some panic gift-shopping. So, if you’re in the neighborhood, drop by!

1. I know other people have pointed to the article that’s going around regarding J’onn J’onzz’ lack of media attention…but it was sort of startling to see this on Yahoo‘s little news box on its front page:



2. Johanna’s Owly contest ends tomorrow, so go enter already. What do you want, an engraved invitation?

3. Dave reports that his Comic Book Legal Defense Fund drive has been successfully completed…but someone else has offered to continue matching funds on donations through tomorrow! Go to that link for details!

4. Need I mention my contest for free Swamp Thing: Bad Seed trades again? I do want to thank Logan for plugging the contest on his House of the Ded site.

5. I also wanted to remind people of the ongoing Christmas-themed comic cover displays at Polite Dissent, Yet Another Comics Blog, and Viper Comics Raw Feed, and that pal Dorian has been posting seasonal covers in his own charmingly curmudgeonly style.

6. Run, don’t walk, to Fearless Fred Hembeck’s horrifying display of Santa Heads! Not for the lily-livered!

7. Why did no one ever tell me that my link to Trickle of Consciousness in my sidebar was horribly out of alphabetical order? How embarrassing. (Fixed now…it was between “W” and “Y.”)

New funnybooks, yes? New funnybooks – yes! SPOILERS, okay?

Green Lantern: Rebirth #3 – Geoff Johns and Ethan Van Sciver zip along with their ongoing rehabilitation of Hal Jordan, with a focus on the exact nature of the GL Corps’ weakness against the color yellow (how many explanations have we had for this, over the years?), and what it has to do with Jordan’s current situation. The groundwork is being set for Jordan being absolved of blame of all the evil he was getting up 10 years ago. If this has to be done, at least Johns and Van Sciver are doing it with a little flair. Van Sciver’s terrifying rendition of the alien GL Kilowog on the first couple pages is something else. This is, at the very least, an attractively illustrated book.

JLA Classified is more of Grant Morrison’s crazy superhero shenanigans, ably illustrated by Ed McGuinness and Dexter Vines. The many and varied storylines from the first issue begin to gain a little more cohesion in part two, as we begin to see how Gorilla Grodd’s (him again!) attacks related to the JLA’s adventure in the “infant universe.” I was also going to note the possible relation between Jack and his reality-rewriting “Keyboard of Being” and “The Writer” from Suicide Squad, John Ostrander’s parody of Morrison as he appeared in his last issue of Animal Man, but other people have beaten me to it.

New Thunderbolts #3 – not much to say about this comic, other than this is probably the most pure fun superhero comic book Marvel publishes.* Entertainingly written, clearly illustrated, lots of Marvel-style subplots and carrying-on…it feels like a 1960s Marvel book, without any kind of fakey “retro” stylizing.

Uncle Scrooge #337 – contains a new (well, new in the U.S., anyway) story by Don Rosa, in which Donald gets Uncle Scrooge to finally clean out some of his junk from the office. Of course, one of the discarded items turns out to be valuable, and Donald and Scrooge spend the story chasing after their “trash,” with all the attendant sight-gags and Beagle Boys and so forth. It’s short and slight, but it’s fun, and according to this issue’s editorial, this story apparently “prefigures events” in a forthcoming Rosa adventure.

Following Cerebus #2 – haven’t had a chance to read it yet, but it does have plenty of art by Dave Sim, including a great cover (Cerebus climbing a ladder in the rain), a back cover photo of Sim interviewing Barry Windsor-Smith in 1973 (said interview included within), and, for some reason, a full-page reproduction of “Dave Sim’s Favorite Buffy [The Vampire Slayer] Pic This Month.” That’s the one that made me go “wha-HUH?” There’s also a 6-page Cerebus story from the old fan newsletter. There’s plenty of content here for the Cerebus fan, even for those that abandoned ship several years ago (like most people did).

Other new arrivals:

Black Hole #12 – Charles Burns’ long-running mini-series has come to an end…bring on the collection! I bought it at first, but, well, I’m not sure what happened. I love Burns’ work, and have read other projects of his over the years, but I think I may have stopped buying it at some point when I was trying to cut back my funnybook consumption. I regret dropping it now, but since the trade paperback is inevitable, I think I’ll live.



TMNT #19 – it’s been years since I’ve read a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic (probably not since one of Mark Martin‘s issues in the original series), but I just happen to really like that cover, over there to the right. It’s just the hand of one of the turtles, with a crab crawling on one of the fingers. Painted by Michael Dooney, it’s very understated, and really stands out on the rack.

We received the new printing of The Incredibles #1 from Dark Horse…but as far as I can tell, there is no difference between this edition and the first printing. It doesn’t really matter to me, but I just know someone eventually is going to care. There’s nothing inside indicating that it’s a reprint, and I don’t have a copy of the first printing floating around to compare, just in case the ads or logo colors or anything else is different. Can anyone set me straight?

Space Ghost #2 – now to see if the good sales on the first issue will continue on the second. A brief glance through the book shows that the art is still nicely done, though the story itself looks bone-dry serious.

* As opposed to all the non-superhero comics Marvel publishes.

I was thinking about the forthcoming All-Star line from DC Comics, where they’re ballyhooing top-flight creators on the books, with characters done the way you want to see them! So are they saying they’re sorry for giving us lesser creators on the books in the past, and giving us the characters the way we didn’t want to see them?*

Okay, I know that’s not what they meant, but the “All-Star” name, along with Marvel’s “Ultimate” line, sorta contains a slight implication that the previous versions of the books, and the people who work on them, are old news, or at least not quite up to snuff. Wasn’t one of the reasons Kurt Busiek left The Avengers, pal Dorian reminded me earlier, was that there was no real point to working on the book once there was an Ultimate Avengers (or, rather, The Ultimates) on the shelves?** Why read the boring old Avengers, when you can have the brand-new super-cool “Ultimate” version?

Then again, Marvel’s finding a way around this, by plugging the word “NEW” in front of their regular non-Ultimized Marvel Universe titles: New Avengers, New Invaders, New Thunderbolts, and perhaps even a New Thor.

I’m not criticizing, or even making a particularly new observation…I for one can’t wait to see Superman stories by Morrison and Quitely…and I honestly don’t have anything against the idea of the “All-Star” or “Ultimate” lines. I just thought the terminology being used was interesting.

In other news:

Bill at Trusty Plinko Stick adds to the fray by linking to my mighty Swamp Thing: Bad Seed TPB giveaway. Don’t forget that, due to the generous contribution of Ringwood’s Ken Lowery, I now have three volumes as prizes.

Everytime I see Rob Liefeld draw Cable in this pose (this particular variation from the cover of X-Force #5):





…I can’t help but think Cable has one heck of a tummy ache.

*Dorian recalls my thoughts on this topic from earlier today. I don’t remember the “eff you” part…but Dorian’s final reaction to my thoughts was pretty much word-for-word!

** Here’s a post from Mr. Busiek on that very subject.




Sugar and Spike #50 (January 1964) – art by Sheldon Mayer