And now…a moment of ABSOLUTE HORROR.

So a couple weeks ago, pal Dorian sent me this Raccoon Kids image from one of DC’s old funny animal comics for use as one of my sidebar pics:


And, just now, as I was prepping the image, I realized something.

“Why is the anthropomorphic raccoon child wearing a coonskin cap?”

That’s a bit like Ms. Piggy in a commercial for a bacon breakfast platter, or Cicero Pig cooking a hot dog, I think.

Maybe there were a couple other Raccoon Kids that met…untimely demises prior to the commencement of this series?

(Yes, yes, it could be fake coonskin. Still creepy. Or maybe it’s lemurskin.)

In which I’m a lot nicer than I need to be.

So Employee Aaron told me that, for his birthday, he received the Superman Returns DVD. This particular edition of the DVD was the one available at Wal-Mart (“boo, hiss,” yeah, I know) that came packaged with a digest-sized reprint of the classic last pre-Crisis Superman story “Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow” by Alan Moore, Curt Swan, and their other super-pals.

I had to ask. “So, Aaron, this reprint…did they get that intro text into the book that was left out of DC’s most recent reprinting?”

“Uh, Mike, did I actually just hear you pronounce out an entire hyperlink?”

“Don’t change the subject…is that text in there or not?”

“How do you keep a jerk in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow.”

And thus, the next day Aaron brought in the digest, and lo, there was indeed Mr. Moore’s original intro text:


A different typeface than the original, sure, but at least it’s there. So if you have to have a reprint of this story, and you don’t mind the smaller size, and if you can brave your local Wal-Mart, it’s out there for the taking.

Which reminds me: does anyone know if DC has corrected the “missing text” problem in the DC Universe: The Stories of Alan Moore trade? I haven’t reordered it for the shop since learning about the error, and it probably wouldn’t do any good to call the Powers That Be to ask about it, since the last time I tried to explain this particular problem to someone, I could hear the blank stare over the phone.

So, if you all know, pass the info along, please.

In other “news:”

  • Related to what Ragnell had to say: if you post a public message in a publicly accessible forum or weblog, don’t be surprised if said public message is publicly linked in someone else’s public forum or weblog for discussion. See, it’s this whole “hyperlinking” thing upon which the “World Wide Web” is based…you should look into “the Internet” sometime and see how it works. Anyway, if you’re that skittish about your naughty fanfic being seen…you’re on LiveJournal, for God’s sake, friend-lock it.

    And, again, in reference to this specific instance Ragnell is talking about…if you’re going to call bloggers “stupid,” and your examples are the folks who linked to you, Dorian and Kevin, who also happen to be two of the smartest people in the blogosphere — then you chose poorly, friend.

    And, no, I’m not linking to the discussion in question…I realize there’s a base kind of irony to that.

  • “According to breaking internet reports” (i.e. almost certainly B.S., until we get it from a real source) Samuel Jackson may be playing Nick Fury in the new Iron Man movie. Oh, good, more photo reference for Marvel’s “Ultimate” Nick Fury.

    Anyway, no news yet on Mr. Jackson’s official web site.

  • Nothing to do with comics, but everything to do with all that is good and holy in the world: I know it’s been on Boingboing and whatnot, but I’m posting it here anyway because it’s as if God Himself came down and posted a video on the YouTube. Ladies and gentlemen and Ian, I give you…the best video on the internet:

Tired blogging.

UPS showed up at the store on Wednesday, with our shipment of the new comics, at 3:30 in the afternoon. Needless to say, that was one crappy Wednesday. I still haven’t pulled for the comic savers yet, so I have that still waiting for me.

And there’s a Tomb of Dracula statue that’s gone AWOL, floating around somewhere in the UPS warehouse’s tender mercies, and hopefully that will show up today.

So I’m pooped. Pooped like a really poopy thing. Let me just mention an item or three I picked up this week:

  • The Incredible Hulk – The Complete Collection DVD – Okay, not a “new this week” item, but somehow it slipped past me in the original solicitation, and I just happened upon in while doing reorders. Sure, I’ve been reading the Hulk comics for about 25 years now, but there are 20 previous years that I don’t have in the vast Mikester Comic Archives and couldn’t resist getting ’em all in a relatively cheap and compact format. Stats: Every issue up to Dec. 2006, including annuals and the Tales to Astonish stuff. They’re all scanned to good-sized PDF files, and while I’m not 100% thrilled with reading comics on a computer screen, I’ll deal. Particularly if gets me out of having to buy those way too expensive issues with the first appearance of Wolverine.
  • Mantlo: A Life in Comics – a dense, inexpensive (only $7.50) magazine-format tribute to the work of comic writer Bill Mantlo, who, fifteen years ago, was seriously injured in an accident and left an invalid in need of constant care. All proceeds from the book go directly to Bill’s care, and if your store doesn’t have a copy, you can buy one here.

    Now I know Mr. Mantlo’s writing is, shall we say, not as polished and celebrated as other more famous comic writers. Sometimes it was a little clunky, the dialogue sometimes improbable, and he wasn’t exactly subtle…but some of his comics still stick with me, still resonate with me, decades after I originally read them. They were fun, they were weird, they were outright goofy…I have a great fondness for a lot of his work. His Rom comic took a toy license and actually did something worthwhile and entertaining with it. His Alpha Flight was bizarre and creepy, particularly when he was paired with Hellboy‘s Mike Mignola. And his Hulk run was especially imaginative and compelling during its last couple of years. A lot of the stuff people seem to associate with Peter David’s run on the Hulk had its origins in Mantlo’s work.

    And for God’s sake, the man gave us Rocket Raccoon. He’s achieved immortality simply for that.

    I’ve only barely started going through the book, but there appears to be plenty of good readin’ ahead. Pick up a copy…it’s cheap, and the money goes to a good cause.

  • Schulz’s Youth, a collection of Charles M. Schulz’s comic strips about teenagers, is finally out this week, and makes a good companion to your Complete Peanuts hardcover volumes. In fact, I daresay your Complete Peanuts collection is incomplete without it. See Big Nat G for more details. Available in hardcover and softcover formats.


And now for no good reason, another random sketch of mine:


SWAMP KEENE

Yeah, I don’t know either.

In which Mike attempts to keep it short…

…and probably fails miserably at it.

I didn’t mean for my alleged “analysis” of your responses to be spread over a couple days’ worth of posts, but I went on too long about the crossover thing yesterday and, as I said, I was just too darn tired to move on to other topics. So, let me wrap up the crossover issue (er, so to speak) as briefly as I can.

Speaking from the perspective of a person who sells funnybooks for a living, I can see when event fatigue does begin set in. Customers are excited at first, but as time wears on, and more and more tie-ins to the event crop up, and more delays occur, frustration and irritation begins to set it. For the most part, that doesn’t stop our customers from continuing to follow the events (though there is some attrition), but in the long run that doesn’t do much for the goodwill of the fans towards the big superhero companies.

As a reader, I don’t mind the event books so much. As a DC guy, I was pretty excited about Infinite Crisis, for example, even though by the end of that run I think I noted on the site about how I’d never want to see an Omac ever again. And, while I liked some of the crossover books, I was glad to get back to the main storylines once the event was over.

Now commentor Andy G said something smart about a crossover’s impact on regular titles, stating that a writer with some measure of skill can easily work with/around the “shared universe” story elements forced in by editorial edict. Andy specifically mentions Grant Morrison’s dealings with this sort of thing on JLA, referring to the “Electric Superman” and other temporary character changes outside of the JLA book. I should note, however, that of the three issues during Morrison’s JLA run that were explicit full-issue event tie-ins, one, as Andy noted, tied into an event series Morrison himself was writing, and the other two — an awful “No Man’s Land” Batman tie-in and a crossover dealing with however they were trying to “fix” Hal Jordan that month — were foisted off onto other writers.

But Andy is still correct…writers can route around the damage, as it were, and either contain the crossover’s influence, or perhaps spin off something new from it entirely, all without impacting the reader’s enjoyment. And to be fair, I think a lot of superhero writers are able to manage it well enough…it’s a skill you kinda have to have if you work for Marvel or DC. For example, I didn’t much care about Marvel’s Civil War event, and although it crossed over with Thunderbolts, a title I did greatly enjoy, for a few issues, it didn’t really bother me so much. I never felt a need to have to go out and get the Civil War series in order to make sense of the Thunderbolts issues, as everything I needed, or wanted, to know was right there in the Thunderbolts comic itself.

So, let’s see…to wrap up, then: I’ve got no real beef with crossover events, though spacing them out a tad may be in the publishers’ best interests. Yes, customers may still be buying ’em all at the moment, but burn out is setting in. As Eddie says, my little survey is hardly a scientific poll, since the respondents are pre-selected from that portion of fandom that actively seeks out additional information and interaction regarding their funnybook hobby, and thus may be more inclined to contemplate their comic-buying and reading habits, as compared to the folks who just buy their books once a week, read ’em and forget about ’em ’til the next new comics day. But, as the old saying goes, where there’s smoke, there’s fire.


Other responses, in brief:

Less violence – Given we’re talking about superhero books here, for the most part, violence is inherent to the genre, and the increase in explicitness of the violence (more on-panel, and barely off-panel, dismemberments and shootings and whatnot) in a handful of titles could be a result of the “me too, me too” need to compete with movies, TV, video games, and so on. It’s an easy shorthand for “see, things are REAL serious in our super-adventures, here.” I have mixed feelings on the topic, myself. In some contexts, the violence levels are fine. In others, it’s gratuitous. As violence has always been. It’s more of a problem for me as a comic book seller, when it’s time to find a comic for a mom who wants “appropriate” reading for her kid, and insists on a superhero comic. “Well, here, this comic doesn’t have too many decapitations in it.”

More self-contained stories – I think companies are deathly afraid of letting any storylines wrap up cleanly, for fear of giving anyone jumping-off points for their readerships. It seems to me that, in the current marketplace, we don’t have a lot of readers looking for clean starting points for titles they can start reading. Instead, we have a lot of comic fans looking for reasons to dump the more marginal books they’re reading, and any kind of clean break can give them that opportunity. Plus, as the market continues its slow shift toward the trade paperback distribution model, the “written for the trade” series of six part stories probably isn’t going to go away anytime soon.

Word balloons on covers that actually describe the story inside – I’m all for it. Take a look at some Sgt. Rock covers to see how this type of cover can practically force a reader to pick a comic off the rack.