Blogging about blogging is a sin, redux.

With apologies to pal Dorian…Lessons the Internet Has Taught Me:

There’s no molehill so small that it can’t become a mountain; doing my best to credit weblogs and other sites where I find certain links, and expecting others to do the same for me, apparently makes me the jerk; being amused when other people are outraged is a serious character flaw; the internet is constantly in danger of cracking in half; and all those sorority girls sending me dating-spam really are interested in me!

Oh, and y’all need a hug. Come here, ya big goof!


Speaking of credit where credit is due, pal JP is the person who first drew the connection between this house and Doofus. Viva Batfatty!


Dave’s Comics Weblog Update-A-Tron 3000 is a valuable tool that every fan of the comics weblogging should use…however, apparently due to something that happened at Blo.gs (since problems starting occurring after its ownership changeover), and through no fault of Dave (and as has been noted by others), the Update-A-Tron is now broken. Weblogs are apparently being “pinged” at random times, thus causing the list to show sites as having updated several times a day, including sadly-missed, and not-updated sites like Grotesque Anatomy. Hopefully that situation will get resolved soon…along with Blo.gs’ inability to deal with quotation marks. That’s really beginning to cheese my crackers.

So, just to let you know, I post at least once a day every day before noon. Sometimes I’ll post something when I get home from work at night. I don’t “ping” my site a dozen times during the day, as the bad data being fed from Blo.gs to the Update-A-Tron would have you believe.

Which reminds me…sooner or later I’m going to have to break the once-a-day habit. My initial plan was to post every day for a year, in an attempt to get people used to coming to my site often to see new content. At the year mark, I was going to drop the frequency down a bit…but obviously, I haven’t. So, at this point, barring health, accident, Blogger problems, or jail time, I’m going for a post a day until the two-year mark.

After that…sleep. Beautiful, beautiful, sleep. And then probably more posting, because I’m a chump.


I was linked by a Superman message forum, and, for once, it wasn’t to the Supes-using-his-super-hypnosis-to-protect-his-identity thing (under March 2nd).


About yesterday’s posting of the War cover…Dorian, pal JP and I spent a little downtime at the shop going through some boxes of back issues, looking for stuff for JP to buy. From one of our Charlton boxes (yes, we have more than one), I pulled up that copy of War #34 and all three of us, upon seeing the cover, went “Holy crap!” JP insisted I scan it right away for posting on the site, because was going to buy it and take it home.

Man, that’s a great cover.


From Roger Ebert’s “Answer Man” column:

Q. Recently you have come under fire from readers who don’t get the humor in your columns, as in your “Dukes of Hazzard” and “The Aristocrats” reviews. The print media is the absolute hardest place to be witty. A little piece of me dies every time one of your witticisms is mistaken for a sincere attack.

Andrew Zimmer, Los Angeles

A. I hope it is a very small piece. A depressing number of people seem to process everything literally. They are to wit as a blind man is to a forest, able to find every tree, but each one coming as a surprise.


That’s enough posting for today…I need to get back to that Nigerian prince about all that money he wants to transfer to me….

War #34 (August 1982)

Well, color me surprised…Wendy and Richard Pini, creators of Elfquest, popped by the shop today just to say hello. They were very nice, and they were good enough to sign several of DC’s recent Elfquest manga-sized trades for us. Okay, I know I’ve said before on the site that I’m not an Elfquest reader (nothing against it, really, just not my thing), but I think I’m a fan of W ‘n’ R themselves, now.

And for a brief moment, I thought about telling them that this site of mine is the top Google result for “elfquest orgy,” but I resisted. Barely.

I hadn’t seen it until Broken Glass pointed it out, but this trailer for the Ghost Rider movie starring Nicolas Cage looks…well, looks about as good as you’d expect. Generic action film, ahoy! (But then again, Peter Fonda is in it, so there’s kind of a knowing wit in the casting, at least.)

“Roberts Continues To Stonewall On Logan v. Wayne”

“‘Powers?’ interjected committee Chairman Sen. Arlen Specter. ‘Batman doesn’t even have any powers. So my colleague’s implication that Batman is even in the same league as Wolverine is nothing short of wishful thinking, wouldn’t you agree, Mr Roberts?'”

“Public Enemy Return to Comics in 2006”

“‘While they are touring the world they act as agents of peace and justice and help people whenever they are in need. They don’t have super powers but they still kick major ass. There will be lots of adventure and action as well as social commentary reflecting many of today’s issues.'”

“Parents Worried over Porno Comics on Net”

“‘Children should not be allowed to surf the Net alone. Parents should accompany them. Parents may also need to help their children find desirable comic websites so they would not be unnecessarily exposed to porn comic websites….'”

“‘V for Vendetta’ graphic novel is worth a read”

“‘V for Vendetta’ is a very complicated graphic novel that only more mature people will be able to understand. And it also contains content that is appropriate for only mature readers.

“The graphic novel contains great quotes and rhymes that make very much sense while also making no sense at all. One of these is: ‘Happiness is a prison, happiness is the most insidious prison of all.'”

Via linkbunnies.org: “Star Wars costume surfaces in fancy dress shop”

“‘When you look at this very old brown fabric you wouldn’t think much of it, but when you see Guinness wearing it you realise it is iconic.'”

“Disturbed Unveil McFarlane Album Art”

“‘We wanted to bring our old icon, the Disturbed smiley face, whom we call “the guy,” to life. […] Being a fan of the Spawn comic book series and the artwork that Todd and his company have done in the past, we could think of no better team to bring this idea to life.'”

“Superman has a small todger: official”

“Just how pointy does Superman’s schlong have to be before Middle America reaches for its Bible and its assault rifle?”

So for the past few days, I’ve been working on clearing out a bunch of dead stock from the back room (which may have triggered my early-90s reminiscing in recent posts). And, let me tell you, after looking at Bloodstrike and Brigade and Doom’s IV and Deathmate…I have reconsidered my commitment to a free press.

Yes, that’s right, Image Comics has made me hate the First Amendment. As I was looking through box after box of this junk, I found myself actually thinking, “couldn’t the government have stepped in and put a stop to this?”

Basically, if it comes down to “fascism” or “more issues of Team Youngblood” — I’m afraid I’m just gonna have to go with “fascism.” Sorry, gang.

More conversations with Kid Chris.

KC: “Hey, Shadowman is fighting Aerosmith in this issue!”

M: “All good men must rise up and fight when the threat of Aerosmith looms over our great nation.”


KC: “You know, for all the bashing Brian Michael Bendis gets, he did actually get people to start reading Avengers. God bless that man.”


KC: “What’s up with this Liefeld Captain America comic? Why’d he only do half the series?”

M: “Because it was so crappy. It was so damn crappy even Marvel noticed how crappy it was.”

[EDITOR’S NOTE: I may have used a word other than “crappy.”]


KC: “Hey, do you think there’s anyone out there who got themselves a Valiant Comics tattoo way back when?”

M: “‘Man, I love my H.A.R.D. Corps tattoo! Valiant Comics will always be popular!’“

Cover-Up Lowdown (1977) by Jay Kinney & Paul Mavrides