Angrier about the damaged product than he is afraid of the hideous infernal beast born of the pit roaming his aisles.

§ June 22nd, 2015 § Filed under archie, harvey § 3 Comments

In other news, Veronica has got herself some of that Spider-Man eyeliner:

“Here, try some of our other ‘eye fantasy’ styles, most of which will probably not result in any sort of permanent blindness. We recommend Style 4 in the bottom right corner, ‘Scrambled Eggs and Painted Fingernails.'”

Everyone say hello to Alphonse:


“HELLO, ALPHONSE.”
 
 

images from Hot Stuff The Little Devil #118 (September 1973) and Laugh #208 (June 1968)

3 Responses to “Angrier about the damaged product than he is afraid of the hideous infernal beast born of the pit roaming his aisles.”

  • For the life of me, I can’t imagine a scenario wherein the Third DOCTOR would need to go undercover as a beautician.

    Maybe if there were mannequins in the shoppe he could’ve been trying to foil an Auton invasion.

    But then, he DID dress as an old cleaning lady that one time so…

  • Possibly it’s Vincent Price in disguise to further an insanely baroque murder plot.

  • Sarah T. says:

    So, uh, Kevin was not the first gay dude in Riverdale, then.