Colors have been changed to protect the innocent.
So I reposted on the Twitters the other day my old sketch for a two-person Lickitung costume…Lickitung of course being the greatest Pokemon of them all. Here is the sketch in question:

Well, Customer Gary…Employee Gary, now, as he comes in and helps out a few days a week…has a talent for taking our silly ideas and expanding them into things both strange and wonderful. And he’s done it again, having spotted said sketch in my Twitter feed and evolving it into this postcard-sized whirlpool of oddity:


I wonder if I actually mailed any of these, how many would make it to their destinations versus being kept in a “watch for future mailings from Mike Sterling” file at Post Office HQ.
Wow! no comments. people are speechless.
I… hate to know what’s become of Frieda in this scenario.