Waddling awkwardly into your unquiet dreams.

Rich Handley says:

July 25, 2010 at 5:40 AM

That is the stuff of nightmares, not dreams. {{{shudder}}}
CW says:

July 25, 2010 at 7:42 AM

Wow, that’s a bit disturbing.
Andres says:

July 25, 2010 at 9:04 AM

So…you’re sticking your fingers through the pig’s testicles?
De says:

July 25, 2010 at 9:39 AM

“This little pig wants to go to market.” — best pick-up line ever!
Bully says:

July 25, 2010 at 9:57 AM

Well, seeing as it was 1945, he’s probably dead of cancer from smoking that pipe by now, so it’s really more sad than scary.

Mmmm, smoked ham.
Jeff says:

July 25, 2010 at 12:16 PM

I love that it qualifies that you have to walk your fingers on a flat surface. Don’t try walking this piggy up any rolling hills or other deviations, kid!
Just Some Guy says:

July 25, 2010 at 3:08 PM

They’re not joking, Jeff. I lost two fingers that way.

Admittedly they weren’t mine and they rolled into a sewer grate but the point stands.