Arisia groks the local tongue.
So in the Millennium trade paperback (by Steve Englehart, Joe Staton and Ian Gibson), there’s a scene where alien Green Lantern Arisia comments on her own acclimation to life on Earth…well, specifically to one particular region of Earth:
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisoriginal.jpg)
Well, that seemed rife with possibilities, and while the original panel is Funny Because It’s True (I mean, I’m an American, and I love my grub and drink), I suspected there were other folks Arisia could sound like.
So here you go…some pals of mine and I have cooked up a few alternatives:
From Andrew:
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisandrew1.jpg)
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisandrew2.jpg)
From Bully the Little Stuffed Bull:
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisbully1.jpg)
From Dave:
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisdaveex1.jpg)
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisdaveex2.jpg)
From Pal Dorian:
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisdor1.jpg)
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisdor2.jpg)
From Ken:
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisken1.jpg)
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisken2.jpg)
From Shane:
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisshane1.jpg)
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisshane2.jpg)
From yours truly:
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisme1.jpg)
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisme2.jpg)
Oh, look, where did this come from?
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/arisblank1.jpg)