While the “me am Superbaby!” talk is a little annoying, granted:
…that seems like something of an…extreme response.
BONUS: by using this particular standard:
…count the number of civilized men at the San Diego Comic Con. I suspect there will be an equal number of headbands and neckties.
Holy Cow, I remember the necktie response! This comic must be from the early 80’s, no?
Actually, I’ll take neckties over Kryptonian headbands by a 4 to 1 margin. I wonder if Vegas has odds on this?
The ‘knock his teeth out’ thing is obnoxious, but Anon *is* right. Small children *do not speak that way*.
Cookie Monster does.
Maybe Cookie Monster is Kryptonian.
Cookie Monster does not generally use copulative verbs (“am”) or irregular plurals (“mans.”). Afaik, the only monster that talks like DC babies is Bizarro.
I believe Jor-El once wrote an article on “What the Well-Dressed Kryptonian Man is Wearing” for his aunt’s ladie’s journal, didn’t he?
Though I recall his valet Jee-Vez didn’t approve of the contents.