Meanwhile, across town, the Eddie Izzard gang strikes:
By the way, when inspecting your ill-gotten ermines, letting your pistol hang halfway out of your jacket pocket is a one way ticket to injury on the job. When pulling your heist, please make sure to safely secure all weaponry not currently being used. Just another gun safety tip from your pal Mike!
Thanks for reminding me that I need to pick up a new orange business suit. I should probably replace the blue polka dot tie and white pork pie hat with new ones, too. The old ones are looking a little shabby. Look for the shiny new me soon on a street corner near you. YIPPEEEE!
Superman,Supergirl,AND the Kandor Supermen all warrant only one communal gravestone?
He was wearing a bright orange suit, officer, with a black shirt underneath. And his arms were different lengths. And one of them had a lavender suit and a white hat. But they wore jaunty scarfs so I didn’t get a good look at them.
“Hot diggity damn” is more appropriate for a funeral than “YIPPEEEE!” Show some respect, orange suit dude.
I’m assuming you already saw this:
http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/2010/03/straight-for-the-art-illustrateurs/
The Kryptonians all die?
Thanks for spoiling “The War of The Supermen” for us, Mikester!
The store was looking to get rid of those illegal fur coats and fire that useless night watchman, anyway. Thanks for being dead this week, Superman!
Was Colonel Sanders the leader of the “Spirit Gang”?
The Kandor Supermen might all be dead, but the bottle city can still hurl itself against the back of a criminal’s head if they can just convince Jo-Jo-El to yell “Yop!”
Yeah, the first thing I want to do if I hear the super guys are all dead is rob a fur coat shop! That’s some money there.
With no Superman or Superman to stop them I can only think of one way to stop these hardened criminals and bring them to justice… Hostess Twinkies!
Guys, come on! Clearly they needed some new clothes! None of theirs fit! Even in the zoot-suit era those things would be deemed ill-fitting.
With the fur coats, they can remake themselves as pimps, obviously…
Julius is the… challenged one. The others bring him along because they think it’s good for him to participate and feel important.