Now here’s a thing I had no idea my girlfriend even owned.

12 thoughts on “Now here’s a thing I had no idea my girlfriend even owned.”

1. Pretty sure it would be easy to identify as a murder weapon, what with that Amazing Spider-Man logo for blood and DNA to get caught in.

2. I would be surprised if that could cause serious damage. Maybe to your eye if you poked someone with it.

3. That is cool beyond measure.

4. She’s just trying to show an “interest” in your “hobby.”

5. Hilarious. I have set of six of those. Spidey, Hulk, Human Torch, Wolverine, Cap, and Iron Man. They were manufactured by Franklin Mint in the late 90’s. Too lazy to Google it.

   They’re heavy. And very sharp. Mind your P’s and Q’s mister!

6. For all your Spider-shanking needs!

7. Her Amazing Spider-Man knife? Advantageous!

8. I actually have that.

   Am I…am I Mike’s girlfriend?

9. New quality to look for in a ladyfriend: must have Spider-Man knife.

10. Holy crap! I must have them all. ExistentialMan has sold me on the entire set.

11. “Spider-Man, Spider-Man!
    Cuts you like no one can!”

12. So that’s the knife Stan used to stab Steve in the back.

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