I’m reminded of the Sideway story from Wayside School where the class was doing poems on colours. One particular student was quite insistent on doing a rhyme with the colour purple after arguing with another classmate, but once she’d won, found out that she had extreme difficulty in finding a word that rhymed with that particular colour.
She ran through the gamut of the entire alphabet, and still couldn’t find anything appropriate. In the end, she submitted this entry:
The baby won’t stop crying.
His face is turning purple.
Will anything make him feel better?
I bet a burp’ll.
Ahahaha, my wife beats me. I don’t say urkle while being beat though.
Bplasntgh!
The scrolling down….tee hee hee. Brilliant. Happy Valentine’s Day funny Mike!
I’m reminded of the Sideway story from Wayside School where the class was doing poems on colours. One particular student was quite insistent on doing a rhyme with the colour purple after arguing with another classmate, but once she’d won, found out that she had extreme difficulty in finding a word that rhymed with that particular colour.
She ran through the gamut of the entire alphabet, and still couldn’t find anything appropriate. In the end, she submitted this entry:
The baby won’t stop crying.
His face is turning purple.
Will anything make him feel better?
I bet a burp’ll.
Clearly the British spelling. Which is ironic, seeing as we haven’t got a clue who Urkel was…
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m schizophrenic
And so am I …
Happy V-Day, Mike. :)