Captions for Moonraker trading cards…or names of sex acts.
Well, okay, this is James Bond we’re talking about…they’re probably both card captions and sex acts.
Anyway, speaking of Jaws, I really hope a new, “rebooted” version of the character doesn’t appear in the new James Bond films. I prefer to think he remains reformed and that he and Dolly, as seen here:
…live happily ever after. Yeah, I’m a big sap.
Anyway, let’s get a good look at this handsome bastard:
Pretty sure “Agent 007” is the name of a sex act of some kind, too.
Today’s useless trivia: The reason why the advertising and merchandising for the books and movie push “007” as the hero’s name is that Ian Fleming’s heirs found that they could not register the name “James Bond” by itself as a trademark. It was judged too common for that–and the fact that Fleming had acknowledged taking it from a real person (a noted ornithologist) did not help.
Reminds me of this censored, yet still NSFW clip: http://youtu.be/5rFZsurSWxs. It’s uncensored on the DVD.
What no card for Holly Goodhead !
The name “Roger Moore” suggests carnal knowledge, too.
I sincerely hope to never experience “snapping the cable” as a sex act.
“Journey Across The Heavens” looks like an act between consenting shuttles.