Progressive Ruin presents…Your Grandparents’ End of Civilization.
How would you get anyone to join your Liars’ Club? “Hey, I have a Liars’ Club…wanna join?” “Ah, you joker, you don’t really have a club.” “No, honest, guys, I do!”
You know, the “mistakes are impossible” promise is quite a bit to live up to.
We think the book should teach you…can’t say for sure, you are awfully pathetic.
I have to admit, I’ve never been happier.
I will of course insist on being called “Radio Mike” from now on.
At last, I can finally add up my midgets.
Harmonica shown to scale; measures 4 1/2 feet in width.
When we say “kidding,” we actually mean “annoying.”
I can only hope that they change $1.50 for the Divorce Paper Foolers.
Nice list, Radio Mike.
I bought that American Rangers Machine Gun for Pinocchio.
It didn’t make him happy. :(
This makes me long for Sea Monkeys…
Nice one Mike. Real nice twist on the EoC-concept.
I actually have one of those midget calculators – never knew what it was for until now. If only I had some midgets to add.
Not Radio Mike, Radio “Mike.”
Enjoy life, Radio “Mike.”