“Sounds disgusting!”

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Mitchell Craig says:

August 20, 2010 at 2:01 AM

The ’50s were more depressing than I thought.
John says:

August 20, 2010 at 6:51 AM

Disgusting is right. Everyone knows you don’t put ketchup on frankfurters.
Rich Handley says:

August 20, 2010 at 9:26 AM

Ketchup is a requirement on hotdogs, just as mustard is on hamburgers.
Tom K Mason says:

August 20, 2010 at 9:49 AM

Back when they still served food on airplanes, I think I had a mahogany cutlet once.
philip says:

August 20, 2010 at 10:22 AM

Surprisingly filthy! Y’know, if you put your mind to it.
Leroy Hart says:

August 20, 2010 at 11:38 AM

And now, when I next eat my lunch in the Break Room, I’m just going to have to exclaim, “It tastes like a frankfurter! IT DOES!!!” and await the hilarity to ensue.

…And then I’ll just blame Mike Sterling when it falls flat.
Sarah says:

August 20, 2010 at 9:55 PM

….that’s what SHE said!
Synonymous says:

August 23, 2010 at 6:47 PM

I remember a book on an episode of Reading Rainbow when I was a kid with the exact same premise, except starring a goat instead of a termite. SPOILER WARNING: the goat is forced by his parents to binge on regular food until he gets a stomachache, whereupon he switches to a more balanced diet.