Another stunning conclusion from Tales of the Ironic Marquee.


Okay, maybe that’s really more “descriptive” than “ironic,” but it’s all about the marketing, man.

8 thoughts on “Another stunning conclusion from <cite>Tales of the Ironic Marquee</cite>.”

  1. “Murder his way to stardom?” Really? Infamy maybe, but stardom, not so much.

    Famous Hollywood director (on the phone): “Sure, Burke. Just murder your way out to Tinseltown and I’ll make you a STAR!”

    Burke: “Hey it worked for Les, so count me in!”

  2. How DOES one murder their way to stardom, anyway? “Damnit! I’ve killed 47 people already, and STILL I haven’t gotten an Oscar! I’ve HAD it with this town! If I don’t get my name on a marquee next to Les Dunn’s within four more murders, it’s back to the bright-yellow-car-interior factory I go!”

  3. I see “Final Justice,” all I can think about is that awful Joe Don Baker movie that the guys at MST3K so gleefully skewered. The main characters name was Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III. I wish I were making that up.

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