Well, they have photos. That proves it.

§ July 14th, 2010 § Filed under Uncategorized § 8 Comments

ad from Space Warp (Summer 1979)

8 Responses to “Well, they have photos. That proves it.”

  • John Parker says:

    Well,Timothy Beckley has over 24,000 results on Google.30 years later,he appears to still be with us and he has seen loads of UFOs so no worries… Or is he one of them…?

  • As I grow older and the world grows smaller, I have had to let me belief (no matter how slight or understandably ridiculous) in things like Bigfoot and “Nessie” go by the wayside of youth.

    However, the universe is so huge that I refuse to believe that WE are all the life there is.

    Can you imagine?
    Paris Hilton, Donald Trump, that redneck “Cable Guy” comedian”, the lady at the supermarket checkout, my lame-ass rude son-of-a-bitch neighbor with his louder-than-bombs sound system that surely everyone in the county is meant to hear… that’s the cross section of the “highest life form” in the universe?

    Please… no!!!!

    Now, do I believe in the “Men in Black” and other government conspiracies?
    Well… I USED to, until I grew up and saw just how disfunctional and inept the government really is.
    No WAY are they sophisticated enough to keep anything under wraps.

    Heck, most Senators can’t keep their own penis’ (penii?) “wrapped” and out of the public (pubic?) eye.

    Penii that look… a LOT like little grey aliens!!!

    I think not.

    Let’s break it down;

    – The Senators are often found in some embarrassing scandal.

    – Usually involving their penii getting them into said trouble.

    – Obviously, the penis is doing the thinking.

    – The penis is the brain.

    – The body is a “suit”.

    – The penis IS a grey alien disguised as a human and is seeking to continue clandestine “probing” activities.


    – Aliens are real and living among us!!!!

    Even Mikester can’t refute THAT logic.

    OK. Time for my kool-aid and meds.


  • Andres says:

    I heard they look like Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura and Alex Trebek.

  • philip says:

    Silencings? Hush-ups? Warnings? Threats? Sounds like the “men in black” were taking pointers from the nuns at my elementary school.

  • Tom K Mason says:

    @ Sanctum Sanctorum Comix: That sounds like the lost EC Comic, Wm. Gaines’ Weird Science-Fantasy…For Men Only.

  • Sleestak says:

    I’m just amused at how the Men in Black and alien conspiracy tales have dwindled since the MiB movies came out.

  • Mikester says:

    Sleestak – You still get ’em on Coast to Coast AM, thankfully! But yeah, the ’70s was the real pinnacle of that sort of behavior.

  • suedenim says:

    The MiB movie is actually a subversion of the “classic” Men in Black mythology as seen in this ad. The story used to be that the MiB *are* the aliens. The movie (and, I think, the comic book series that inspired it) flips that around – they’re humans, and good guys.