Don’t ask.

§ May 23rd, 2010 § Filed under Uncategorized § 6 Comments




“This calls for my rarely-used power of fist growth!”


“You’d think if I was going to buy 500 identical outfits so I can wear
the same thing to school every single day, I’d have picked an outfit
that wasn’t so itchy.”


“WHAT’S IN THE BOX!?”


Kryptonian dogs had evolved far beyond their terrestrial counterparts,
with advanced intellects, opposable thumbs, and the ability to walk
on their hind legs. They still enjoyed peeing on everything in sight,
because hey, who doesn’t?


“I’ve had it with this stupid one-horse town. Especially when that
horse turned out to be yet another super-villain gunnin’
for Superboy. I mean, c’mon, give me a break, here.”


BEHOLD THE TOMATOES OF PA KENT


BEHOLD THE WONDERS OF MA KENT’S PIE

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