Brainiac has no time for love.

§ March 2nd, 2010 § Filed under Uncategorized § 19 Comments

from World’s Finest #164 (February 1967) by Leo Dorfman, Curt Swan & George Klein

19 Responses to “Brainiac has no time for love.”

  • BC says:
    March 2, 2010 at 1:47 AM

    Jeez… I don’t blame him. She IS defective.

  • Tom Cherry says:
    March 2, 2010 at 2:32 AM

    All she wanted was your love, you green bastard! Who the hell do you think you are? Will Magnus?

  • Kid Chris says:
    March 2, 2010 at 3:50 AM

    Pretty much sums up every relationship I’ve ever been in. Including calling my relationships “operations”.

  • Just Some Guy says:
    March 2, 2010 at 5:49 AM

    Brainiac, this is why you don’t bring robo-women into your diabolical schemes. Put her back in the mechano-kitchen where she belongs!

  • John says:
    March 2, 2010 at 5:50 AM

    Women, can’t live with ’em, can’t scrap them until the operation is completed.

  • J.W. Rollins says:
    March 2, 2010 at 6:06 AM

    Gosh, Brainiac is so mean!

  • Andres says:
    March 2, 2010 at 9:02 AM

    Brainiac 5: “And by ‘operation’ I mean ‘sex'”.

  • Paul Di Filippo says:
    March 2, 2010 at 9:16 AM

    These Pinkie-Greenie mixed marriages never work out!

  • mister_terrific says:
    March 2, 2010 at 9:17 AM

    AHHHH! I REMEMBER THIS ONE!

    It forever remains in my memory, of course, because my idiot little brother ripped it to pieces when he was a toddler. So much hate…

  • Cole Moore Odell says:
    March 2, 2010 at 9:57 AM

    God bless Curt Swan. All robot servants should look like Ava Gardner.

  • Your Obedient Serpent says:
    March 2, 2010 at 10:04 AM

    Of course, there’s nothing at ALL wrong with a 12th-order intelligence expressing such sophisticated, complex emotions as REVULSION and DISGUST.

  • Anonymous says:
    March 2, 2010 at 10:24 AM

    Android love fail. This is why Coluan constructs and Cylon numbers don’t mix.

  • Rich Handley says:
    March 2, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    I think Brainiac is just mad that someone glued a bunch of nipples to his head with Super Glue, and then played Connect the Dots with a permanent marker, and he’s taking it all out on RoboEvaGardner.

  • Dean says:
    March 2, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    Brainiac 5: “And by ‘operation’ I mean ’sex’”.

    “And by ‘scrap’, I also mean ‘sex’.”

  • The Mutt says:
    March 2, 2010 at 4:29 PM

    “Ugh!” is not a primitive emotion? 12th order fail Brainiac.

  • Andres says:
    March 2, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    Brainiac 5: “And by ‘operation’ I mean ’sex’”.

    “And by ’scrap’, I also mean ’sex’.”

    “And by ‘the scanners’ I mean ‘your boobs’.

  • William George says:
    March 3, 2010 at 5:43 AM

    Apparently a 12th-order intelligence makes it impossible to get a boner.

  • Harvey Jerkwater says:
    March 3, 2010 at 6:32 AM

    How many comic nerds have longed to hear a woman (or, sometimes, pretty young man) say to them “Your evil genius inspires me! I worship you!”

    I think the answer is “all of them.”

  • Odds & Ends. says:
    August 17, 2010 at 12:28 AM

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