Today’s post is dumb.

IS SAD
Nearly every customer of mine who spots the Metron figure from the latest set of New Gods figures in our shop remarks on the fact that Metron is missing his normally ever-present Mobius Chair, as seen here:

IS SLIGHTLY LESS SAD
Okay, sure, I know there would have been an attendant (and likely significant) price increase had the chair been included. But the people, they demand the chair!
Well, maybe folks can make their own Mobius Chairs for their Metron figures. There’s a good hobbyist project for you. Heck, if you’re inspired, make yourself a life-size Mobius Chair! Put it at the head of the dinner table! Be the talk of the neighborhood! (“He was always such a quiet man, usually kept to himself….”)
On a related note: if we don’t eventually get a Black Racer action figure, I’m going to be very disappointed.