The unrelenting hellish existence of funny animals.
THREATS DIRECTLY OUTSIDE YOUR DOORS – IS YOUR LIFE AT RISK?
LOCAL POLICE INEFFECTIVE; CITIZENS TAKE EXTREME,
UNUSUAL METHODS TO DEFEND THEMSELVES
MURDER/CANNIBALISM RAMPANT; POOR DIETS DRIVE
UNDERPRIVILEGED TO UNNATURAL DESIRES
EDUCATION, TEST SCORES AT LOWEST LEVELS IN DECADE – 8 OUT OF 10 STUDENTS UNABLE TO RECOGNIZE PAINTED FOOTPRINTS AS FAKE
