"…So don’t goof!"
Dear Archie,
Don’t promise me something fantastic:
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/archiefreakout1.jpg)
…And then just present me with a simple subscription pitch:
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/archiefreakout2.jpg)
No Archie, having taken the brown acid, tripping hard while Jughead tries to talk him down? How terribly disappointing.
Yours,
M.
![](https://www.progressiveruin.com/images/archiefreakoutfullt.jpg)
Archie subscription ad (1970)