"I have to be stopped!"
So that enormous stock of science fiction books we picked up a while back…what the store that these books used to belong to would do is mark notes about the books directly on the plastic baggies they were stored in. Usually it was just things like “First Printing!” and “Frazetta cover!” and “Classic!” and stuff like that. And we haven’t been replacing the bags…we’re just slapping our pricetags on ’em and leaving the comments as is.
This one is my favorite thus far:
By an odd coincidence, “I have to be stopped! All women are my playthings!” was my “senior quote” in my high school yearbook. Go figure.