It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
An actual exchange at the store today:
Me: “Oh, boy! Boy!”
Employee Jeff: “Yes, sir?”
Me: “What day is it, boy?”
Employee Jeff: “Why, it’s Christmas Day, sir!”
Me: “Excellent! Boy, take this crisp twenty dollar bill, and take it next door to the game store, would you?”
Employee Jeff: “Sir?”
Me: “Please exchange it for twenty singles. I wish to go the strip club this fine holiday!”
Employee Jeff: “Right away, sir! And Merry Christmas!”
Me: “Same to you, lad!”
