From the other end of the spectrum.

§ October 27th, 2007 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off on From the other end of the spectrum.

Me: “You know what action figure line Todd McFarlane should do next?”

Employee Aaron: “What’s that?”

Me: “‘EXTREME BIBLE’ action figures.”

Employee Aaron: “Oh, no.”

Me: “Oh, sure…there could be a special ‘Last Supper’ series, where each of the thirteen action figures comes with a piece of the Last Supper table that you can assemble.”

Employee Aaron: “…Where do you get these ideas?”

Me: “They’re divinely inspired.”

Employee Aaron: “‘Divine?'”

Me: “Yes…the spirit of Divine, from the John Waters films, comes to me at night and whispers these ideas into my ear.”

Employee Aaron: “I quit.”

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