You don’t really see too many great panels like that first one anymore.
Customer: “Excuse me, sir…I’m looking for a few back issues….”
M: “Sure, what are you trying to find?”
C: “Well, do you have any comics that start off with a point-of-view shot from inside Venom’s mouth?”
M: “You bet…here you go, Spirits of Vengeance #6 :
C: “Great! Now I’m seeking a comic where C3PO tries to talk R2D2 out of his spanking fetish.”
M: “Um, okay…how about Droids #3?”
C: “Just what I’m looking for! Now how about a comic where there’s a creationism versus evolution debate between Usagi Yojimbo and one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?”
M: “So happens we just received a copy of Usagi Yojimbo Vol. 2 #2 the other day…I think this’ll do you.”
C: “Delightful! Now I can use a comic where Baby Superman and Baby Lois Lane are just on the verge of getting married.”
M: “Well…I do have Superman’s Girlfriend Lois Lane #42….”
C: “And one last thing…do you have a comic which features Speedball reimagined as a dark, gritty, angsty vigilante with a piercing fetish…?”
M: “Yeah, sure!”
C: “…That’s any good?”
M: “Um, sorry, can’t help you there.”
C: “That’s too bad…does he at least have really pointy shoes, and does he maybe kick someone in the head?”
M: “As a matter o’fact….”
C: “Wrap it up…I’ll take it!”
M: “Huzzah!”
