Spotted on the eBay.
Wow:
“Buffy Season 8 #1 Set Both Covers Variants
Come and Get It Mouth Breathers! Fast Shipping!”
Okay, I’ll admit I’ve had days like this, but I don’t think I’d outright say something like that in the title of my eBay auction.
EDIT: Thought I’d save a screenshot for posterity:
Also…if you’re going to sell something by Neil Gaiman on the eBay, it may behoove you to spell both “Neil” and “Gaiman” correctly, and not spell them as “Niel” and “Gaimon.”