What former employees leave on the store’s answering machine.
“Hello, um, I’m a concerned citizen, and I just happened to be driving on East Fifth Street in Oxnard right now, and I saw a billboard that had the Silver Surfer on it, and I was really concerned that they might be making a sequel to the Fantastic Four movie, which I hope is not true. I was hoping you could clarify this for me.
“Um…I’m just going to go drink instead. Thank you.”
