It may not be what you want, but it’s certainly what you need.
“Mardi Gras celebrations grow in Grand Rapids”
“The Super Happy Funtime Burlesque show will highlight the New Orleans-themed bar’s four-day Mardi Gras celebration, which kicked off Saturday.”
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“Tonight’s event, which starts at 9 p.m. is burlesque in the classic sense — provocative, funny entertainment for adults — but with a New Orleans twist. The show will include a jazz-style funeral procession, a reincarnation ritual, ‘Swamp Thing’ dancers and a living voodoo doll.”
“Swamp Thing dancers.”
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“SWAMP THING DANCERS.”
“SWAMP THING DANCERS.”
“SWAMP THING DANCERS.”
Whatever it is I’m picturing in my head, it surely isn’t what’s happening at this Mardi Gras event.
Is it?