Comic book titles I don’t want to see.
Wolverine’s True Bride Romance
G.I. Joe Versus Transformers Versus Voltron Versus Battle of The Planets Versus Micronauts Versus Masters of The Universe: Battle of The Fading Licensed Properties
Fantastic Foursome
The New Ultimates
New New Warriors
Li’l Vampirella
Sin City: The Dark Knight Strikes Again at al-Qaida (guest-starring Elektra)
Sgt. Fury And His “Going Commando”
Pa Kent: Manhunter
Power Pack Swimsuit Special
Extreme Justice: The Absolute Edition Hardcover
Betty & Veronica & Tarot Witch of the Black Rose
Sandman: Another Spin-off Series Not Written by Neil Gaiman And Not Starring Death; Sorry, Goths
Richie Rich Junk Bonds
Youngblood
Millie The Nude Model
Aquaman And The Ravers
Pantha: Rebirth
Todd McFarlane’s Miracleman
Lady Death 2005 Bikini Special Prism Foil Cover (oops, sorry, that one’s real)
Spider-Man: Yet Another Mini-Series That Could Instead Have Run in One of The Four Or Five Regular Monthly Spider-Man Titles (applies also to Batman, X-Men, Superman….)
Giant-Size Throbbing, Rigid And Penetrating Man-Thing
Another Amateurish Dark-Humored Black And White Comic Trying for Some of That Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Money
Superman’s Girlfriend, Paris Hilton (that’s for you, pal Tom!)
The Comic Where We Spent All Our Budget on Advertising Even Though The Comic Itself Is Crap, But It Doesn’t Matter Since We’re Just Hoping for A Movie/Animation Deal Anyway
Batman And The Supply-Siders
Hawkman: A New Beginning (NOOOOOOOOOOO!)
Deathmate II
Jim Henson Presents Swamp Thing Babies
Mary Jane & Speedball Versus Doctor Bong
Okay, maybe I’d want to see those last two.
