Never "Chuck." Never "Norris." Only "Chuck Norris."
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Did I mention that my post on Chuck Norris caused a certain unnamed longtime customer and reader of this here weblog to rush into our store and purchase a full run of Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos? It’s true. Such is the power of…Chuck Norris.