Today at work.
Pope Nathan: “I like the fact that DC has all these superintelligent gorillas in their universe. Gorilla Grodd, Congorilla….”
Me: “Well, Congorilla isn’t really a superintelligent gorilla…Congo Bill uses his magic ring to swap minds with the gorilla, so it’s actually a human brain in there.”
PN: “How ’bout Ultra-Humanite? He’s a pretty cool superintelligent gorilla.”
Me: “Actually, that’s a human brain surgically implanted into a mutated ape.”
PN: “Oh, okay.”
Me: “You know, if you told me when I was five years old the kinds of conversations I’d be having as an adult….”
