§ May 28th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off on Don’t ask.
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“At
last! I, Dilton Doiley, have invented Riverdale’s first ORGASMOTRON!”
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“However, side effects from the invention include
deviant sexual behavior….”
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“But surely, it’s all worth it in the pursuit of
romance….”
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Images from Skybox’s 1992 Archie trading card series.