
“At last! I, Dilton Doiley, have invented Riverdale’s first ORGASMOTRON!”

“However, side effects from the invention include deviant sexual behavior….”

“But surely, it’s all worth it in the pursuit of romance….”

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“However, side effects from the invention include deviant sexual behavior….”

“But surely, it’s all worth it in the pursuit of romance….”
