1. At the store yesterday:
Kid Chris: “I don’t know what to get you for Christmas, Mike. What do you get for the man who has everything?”
Me: “A screen door for my submarine?”
2. Today’s Foxtrot Christmas gag rubs some LiveJournalers the wrong way.
3. In my contest plug-fest last night, I forgot about Beaucoup Kevin’s Julius giveaway. You have until Dec. 30th to enter.
4. Yes, our store is open today, and I plan on being there through to our regular closing time since there’s almost always somebody who shows up at the last second for some panic gift-shopping. So, if you’re in the neighborhood, drop by!
