For sale: one brain (factory-defective)

§ September 13th, 2004 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off on For sale: one brain (factory-defective)

So during one of the lulls at the store today Kid Chris and I were just working at the counter (he on processing back issues, me on mail order), shooting the breeze about increasingly bizarre topics, when the following sentence was actually uttered by me:

“Are you saying that Tony Danza is the Bionic Pope?”

There is no possible explanation that can satisfactorily describe how our conversation reached that nadir.

I think there must be something in the air here at the store, as just last week pal Corey and I pondered the idea of E.T. being a member of the A-Team.

I’m normally a rational human being, I swear.

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