My conversation with Dorian at work yesterday.
M: “Hey, you stole one of my observations.”
D: “Which one?”
M: “The one about parents that bring their kids into our store for the express purpose of torturing them with things they can’t have.”
D: “So? You weren’t going to use it.”
M: “I might have.”
D: “No, you weren’t.”
M: “Well, fine then. I’m going to write about gay-themed comics and Wildcat. How ’bout them apples?”
D: “Ha! Go ahead!”
M: “Damn! My bluff’s been called!”
